Rebecca Lamb #170 Wearing a bikini at the local pool, Beggy Obson desperately seeking attention.

[MissPrint]

I knew she must have announced the move when I came on Tattle and realised I had 7 pages to catch up with!

I’m really pleased for the boys as they will be amongst people other than their weird inbred parents and develop personalities. Hopefully Alfeh Banjo will learn to act his own age instead of the age his ‘mother’ treats him (with a sippy cup and a chopped up strawberry snack), and I really want Woody to become feral and tell them all to feck off as he rides off on his bike with his mates to hang out at the local park and smoke.

She’s dead pissed off though which is fucking glorious!

If it helps you feel better Beggy, I pretended to act shocked at your worst ever secret just like you did on your pregnancy test vlog.

 

[RUOTAY]

NeW hOUsE hAs gOt A wAsHinG LiNe

Babe, all houses have a washing line. Even those living in high rise flats pop washing on the balcony. It's literally a piece of string.

She doesn't even own pegs. 🫠

 

[Your Moms Chest Hair]

She had to pick Alfie up from school because he had a headache (get him to wear his glasses, that would help) so he’s in bed resting as he has a headache and he’s watching tv and resting and she’s gave him some calpol because he has a headache and now he’s in bed getting some rest.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

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Some potential houses for the new Dingle pad if they’re renovating I’ll piss myself if it’s the bungalow

Bungalow would be ideal , like her, nothing upstairs !!

 

[Cocoluna]

WOW
“The only thing I’ll ever need are these memories and moments of us” On a video of just her and groma
The fuckin nasty witch

 

[yellowmellow]

Hats off to Beggy for bringing this thread to life though, I was utterly bored of her until she gave in and announced the move

 

[Unknown3]

Is she fucking stupid, so Alfie was in bed Friday not feeling well, fell poorly in Greg’s and she took him to fucking a&e for a viral infection and she’s dragging him out for Sunday lunch today! Let the fucking boy chill at home you fucking muppet.

 

[So annoyed I]

Sorry but how you can you be promoting laser hair removal one week and then a razor subscription the next?!?! How can her management allow her to promote conflicting products so close together?
Surely if the laser hair remover is working so well beggy then there’s no need for a razor subscription?!

 

[NH14]

This cannot be real !!!!!
Is this really what corned beef hash is ?
Doesn’t the corned beef just turn to mush in the slow cooker . I’m equal parts confused and disgusted

 

[Imhere123]

She’s been crying, screaming & stressed because Steve is away for one weekend & she’s had to actually look after her children. She is pathetic!

 

[Sticky One]

Well done rebecca. You have earned the shittiest parent in the world reward. Fucking bitch. I bet this picture is in wrong hands going around as we speak.

Blow my mind that she says she has ‘bad trust issues’ since sharing her life online but yet it doesn’t worry her sharing photos like that of her little girl. Fucking dickhead

 

[ChubClubThug]

Look at that shack disappearing because you can't afford it

 

[Bobbiewilson]

ROLLLLLL CALLLLLL

this is a call out to any tattlers in the Brid/Hornsea area. Please make yourself known

 

[yellowmellow]

If they are moving imminently, there's plenty of time for Beggy to get a summer job in one of the chippies on the seafront. She's already greasy and smelly so working in that environment won't bother her

 

[MissPrint]

I had to shorten it a tad

Woody is in a top three sizes too small, Fred Astaire is in a top 15 sizes too big, and in the middle is Beggy trying to keep her legs firmly together so people can’t see her thighs.

Fuck off hun.

 

[yellowmellow]

When the day does come for the “surprise we’ve moved house” with a picture of them in front of whatever they have moved to, we just know she’s been lay awake months dreaming up a caption to try and gain traction.

I think it will be a video. It will start with a few clips of them packing boxes in the shack, cut to the boxes being packed into cars/a van, clip of her taking one last photo of the chaser outside the house (because she's forgotten the boys even exist), footage from in the car of the road/fields on the journey to wherever they're going, lots of happy, smiley faces like this is the best day ever even though they've left their fuurever hooorme and she's not mentioned a word about it, clip of her dangling the new keys in the air, ending with a clip of her putting the key in the door, opening it and the chaser running in the house.

And the caption will just be .

 

[NH14]

She will hate that Beaves will be able to go on nights out down the local pub

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

This is unbelievable. Crying and screaming because a child feels unwell and needs attention? That is so concerning. Those poor children

Probs hypoglycaemic and dehydrated with a virus. Should have calmed down, sat him down and given him some fresh orange juice in Greggs. Then reviewed. The poor boy should be in today having plenty of fluids and rest. Soup for lunch and why can’t Beggy make a roast dinner? Having children that you cannot look after in an emergency on your own is the epitome of selfishness and irresponsibility. What happens if something happens to Beaver or he left?! Foster care?!

And then looks pissed off because A&E diagnosed a virus?! Would she have preferred a brain tumour or something?!

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

I reckon the shack will be bought by someone genuinely from a farming background .

Those stone floors are perfect for just throwing down some nice big dog beds for a group of working border collies in front of the fire, muddy welly boots pilled up, animal husbandry, getting about on quads maybe go off grid, create a beautiful cottage garden, re wild it a bit, its listed for a reason it's meant to keep its integrity .

The fact that Steve chopped down trees destroyed stone walls fenced off the wildlife shows they had no clue or respect for what they were taking on .

Good riddance I say .

 

[MeghanSnarkle]

Unless there's a reward at the end for her (newborn baby) she's has the lowest pain threshold I've ever witnessed from a woman especially a woman with children !

She has a sore throat so get ready for tomorrow morning by 9am she'll be on antibiotics followed by a consultation with ENT specialist a week later.

Obviously you can't pour from an empty vase so all week she'll need to recover with botox, 3D lipo, hydra facial, lash extensions, brows filled, colour and bouncy blow dry while Steve does the move .