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Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- poor little Rabies was crying to the PatreCON huns that her marriage isn't happy (tell us something we don't know!), and that she had finally sat down with Sloshy and asked if he wanted to move out and "just dip in and out of the kids". She can't give up her "job" because she's got a £300,000 mortgage, 2 cars on finance and 12 staff to pay, so she has to keep doing it for 5 years
from about May, Joyce hasn't been happy, as he's missing work. He's missing the structure and routine, and is struggling mentally with it (as if it wasn't blindingly obvious that someone who was in the army and then the police would struggle with no routine and nothing to do all day). He can't even meet his friends for coffee because he's got nothing to talk about (pull the other one Raq, we all know he hasn't got any friends since being shacked up with you). She talked about how they were so happy and so in love when they first got together even though they had nothing (with a quick mention that Gangster Gran "had to sell her house to give us £20k for family court - except she's previously said that it was £17k, and it was Bucket Hat Bill who sold his house to pay for it 
). She's so busy with Snatchwork, REBL, PTWM and Patreon that she doesn't have time to hang out with him. She asked him if he wants to move out and be on his own, he's lost all interest in the kids (let's be honest, he didn't have much to begin with). He can't apparently go back to the police, because Edie will tell her nan (biggest chroll ever, not sure why Edie's family aren't allowed to know he's gone back). Or is it that he can't go back because he was sacked in disgrace, Raq? Anyway, it's all on Sloshy, she still loves him just as much as she used to, so if it all goes tits up it'll be his fault because he's not happy with his life. While she was live, Merlot Mike joined, then came up into the hobbit loft saying he'd got her some breakfast, almost like he was desperately trying to get her to stop telling all her anonymous followers about his private, personal business.
- a Tattler was looking at details of a fatal stabbing in Torquay, and noted that Seb's gf appears to be on the Facebook profile picture of one of the people who have been charged
- Lula's boyfriend was bizarrely round giving Wilbert his breakfast, how many 14 year old lads want to spend their mornings with a violent, level 3 autistic child?
- Bratsy and Lula were in Ratchet's hobbit loft room, wiyBetsy whining because she wanted to sleep in Lula's room with her. Lula eventually gave in, at no point did Ratshit think to step in and tell BeKind that she'd said no and that should be the end of it. Never mind that Lula could probably do with some sleep on a school night.
- following the beg for clothes for teenage boys (remember, Nike socks only!) Wonky Nosed Wendy showed off all the branded gear they've been donated, and still asked for more. Kitting out Seb, Isaac, and all their mates, are we?
- her marriage is crumbling around her, so of course Rumblestrip does what she does best - takes the girls out shopping. Edie later showed off her Primark haul, waffling on about a party she's going to, while throwing her new clothes behind her (including an outfit she doesn't really like but she bought anyway).
- on a PatreCON live, Rancid asked Edie which football team she supports, she said she used to support Wolves as that's where her dad's family is from, but she doesn't want to be part of that family any more. She was clearly EXTREMELY uncomfortable, even saying "I shouldn't be saying this out loud", meanwhile Racket was snorting and encouraging her, even rewarding her with a kiss and "love you so much". Cabernet Colin was also uncomfortable, piping up "right, time for bed" to try and bring it to an end.
- a new TikTok went live, showing Rango speaking to Slosh like tit, and him in turn speaking to his boys like tit. Bet the huns aren't falling over themselves to come and defend her on that!
- back to business and pretending to be a saint again, by collecting a FareShare order (to flog on in the pantry).
- despite being "so busy all the time", Slosh & Wrecks managed to fit in a trip to a brewery and vineyard, despite the fact they don't drink around the boys, don't keep alcohol in the house , and Rancid doesn't even like the taste
- then it was off out to a games cafe to play Cluedo, with Vera the Videographer filming every second, trying to look like they were having the most fun ever
- Begging Brenda and Anorak Aaron had another trip away to London, with a ridiculous hashtag about who's paying for it (thick witch doesn't realise it's not about the money, as we all know the huns are paying). Apparently it was for some Ministry of Justice thing, where she's advising every judge in the country or something. Of course Level 3 autistic, violent, Wilbert was left at home with teenagers again, who seemingly managed to cope with him despite his own mum claiming that it takes two people to even get him in the car to go to school
Ratfink then claimed that they'd had to come home early (making out it was for Wilby, but who knows if she was even being honest. Anyone can film someone in the dark, then post it at any point in the future...)
- on a q&a on Patreon she was rambling on about Edie's nan again, then someone asked about Emily. Ratcunt stated that there was "no hate, no story, no falling out" none of us believe you Rawhide, one minute you were all over each other, saying "love you forever", the next she's left her position as Director, and you both stop following each other and never speak again. It all smacks of a NDA/compromise agreement having been made 
on to sharing a screenshot of a text with Greedy bragging about having more threads than her on the site that shall not be named 
it's not something to be proud of, it just means you're a bigger bleep, hun!
- Joyce is still desperately looking down the back of the sofa trying to find some testosterone to grow a moustache. Unfortunately, having had his balls removed and permanently installed into his wife's Mulberry handbag, he's still looking like he's been kissing Racket's arse and not wiped off a smear of tit.
- another TikTok arrived, pointing out the discrepancy between the claims Ratchet is constantly making about Wobbler's autism, how he's so violent and uncontrollable etc, then leaving him constantly to swan around pretending to be young and childfree
- the trip to London, where Rabies claimed to be "working with" Ministry of Justice, however she used old photos from a different conference she attended last year (which was clear from the different clothes, hair and nails). If you're going to tell lies, get better at it!
- Rumblestrip was overexcited about "outing a chroll" on Patreon, but uploaded a picture of profile with "edit profile" showing (proving that it can't be someone else's). She seemed to be particularly gleeful at "having their bank details" - firstly she shouldn't have these anyway, as they'll be held securely by Patreon, and secondly, it's not like she can do anything with them anyway. What's she threatening, that she might transfer in some of that £20k a month she's raking in? That'll really show them!
- a "games night" with the kids turned out to be an advert (of course, who would expect Buck Toothed Belinda to actually spend time with her children without there being something in it for her?).
- Rumplestiltskin claims that she's "never had Botox or fillers" - clearly it's just the ulcers in her lips, cheeks and forehead...
- off to London (again), but this time she released Linda from the shackles of tidying up the tit tip that is the hamster cage house, and instead took her to go and meet all the "cleanfluencers" (aka the sad twats who have managed to make a living out of cleaning their already clean houses). We're all still waiting for Mrs Hinch to get in touch and invite her for a play date between Wilbert and Ronald at Hinch (nota)Farm
- Ranch's poor old cancer stricken mum is down to her last £6 and struggling to pay her bills. Meanwhile the daughter who is raking in £20k a month by flogging the personal lives of herself and her kids (and stepkids) to her brain dead followers is writing about it on Insta, instead of just quietly paying the bills with some of her scammed cash. Sorry mum, if you hadn't abandoned her when she was 4, and then not bought her the trainers she wanted when she was a teenager, she might be able to find it in her heart to help you out. Instead she's taking someone else's mum off to London for the day, and buying her a pair of UGG boots.
- Bandwagon Belinda posted about the tragic, fatal stabbing in London of a school girl. You weren't so keen for everyone to know that one of the lads involved in a fatal stabbing in your home town appears to have been mates with Seb and Katie, were you?
- Insta frenemy Knee Deep in Life has sadly lost her dad, so of course Rumblestrip was all over it, making it all about herself and how his daughter is one of her bestest, closest friends who she loves the hardest. Didn't love her that hard when you were taking the piss out of her teeth, or that time she came down to Devon and met up with Mannah and Gangsta Granny, but you didn't bother to see her, did you?
On 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach (Sloshy's birthday)
September - night in London pretending to speak at a MoJ event
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
you've won your very own Iconic make up set, just in time to do your scary Halloween look!Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- poor little Rabies was crying to the PatreCON huns that her marriage isn't happy (tell us something we don't know!), and that she had finally sat down with Sloshy and asked if he wanted to move out and "just dip in and out of the kids". She can't give up her "job" because she's got a £300,000 mortgage, 2 cars on finance and 12 staff to pay, so she has to keep doing it for 5 years
from about May, Joyce hasn't been happy, as he's missing work. He's missing the structure and routine, and is struggling mentally with it (as if it wasn't blindingly obvious that someone who was in the army and then the police would struggle with no routine and nothing to do all day). He can't even meet his friends for coffee because he's got nothing to talk about (pull the other one Raq, we all know he hasn't got any friends since being shacked up with you). She talked about how they were so happy and so in love when they first got together even though they had nothing (with a quick mention that Gangster Gran "had to sell her house to give us £20k for family court - except she's previously said that it was £17k, and it was Bucket Hat Bill who sold his house to pay for it ). She's so busy with Snatchwork, REBL, PTWM and Patreon that she doesn't have time to hang out with him. She asked him if he wants to move out and be on his own, he's lost all interest in the kids (let's be honest, he didn't have much to begin with). He can't apparently go back to the police, because Edie will tell her nan (biggest chroll ever, not sure why Edie's family aren't allowed to know he's gone back). Or is it that he can't go back because he was sacked in disgrace, Raq? Anyway, it's all on Sloshy, she still loves him just as much as she used to, so if it all goes tits up it'll be his fault because he's not happy with his life. While she was live, Merlot Mike joined, then came up into the hobbit loft saying he'd got her some breakfast, almost like he was desperately trying to get her to stop telling all her anonymous followers about his private, personal business.- a Tattler was looking at details of a fatal stabbing in Torquay, and noted that Seb's gf appears to be on the Facebook profile picture of one of the people who have been charged
- Lula's boyfriend was bizarrely round giving Wilbert his breakfast, how many 14 year old lads want to spend their mornings with a violent, level 3 autistic child?
- Bratsy and Lula were in Ratchet's hobbit loft room, wiyBetsy whining because she wanted to sleep in Lula's room with her. Lula eventually gave in, at no point did Ratshit think to step in and tell BeKind that she'd said no and that should be the end of it. Never mind that Lula could probably do with some sleep on a school night.
- following the beg for clothes for teenage boys (remember, Nike socks only!) Wonky Nosed Wendy showed off all the branded gear they've been donated, and still asked for more. Kitting out Seb, Isaac, and all their mates, are we?
- her marriage is crumbling around her, so of course Rumblestrip does what she does best - takes the girls out shopping. Edie later showed off her Primark haul, waffling on about a party she's going to, while throwing her new clothes behind her (including an outfit she doesn't really like but she bought anyway).
- on a PatreCON live, Rancid asked Edie which football team she supports, she said she used to support Wolves as that's where her dad's family is from, but she doesn't want to be part of that family any more. She was clearly EXTREMELY uncomfortable, even saying "I shouldn't be saying this out loud", meanwhile Racket was snorting and encouraging her, even rewarding her with a kiss and "love you so much". Cabernet Colin was also uncomfortable, piping up "right, time for bed" to try and bring it to an end.
- a new TikTok went live, showing Rango speaking to Slosh like tit, and him in turn speaking to his boys like tit. Bet the huns aren't falling over themselves to come and defend her on that!
- back to business and pretending to be a saint again, by collecting a FareShare order (to flog on in the pantry).
- despite being "so busy all the time", Slosh & Wrecks managed to fit in a trip to a brewery and vineyard, despite the fact they don't drink around the boys
, don't keep alcohol in the house , and Rancid doesn't even like the taste - then it was off out to a games cafe to play Cluedo, with Vera the Videographer filming every second, trying to look like they were having the most fun ever
- Begging Brenda and Anorak Aaron had another trip away to London, with a ridiculous hashtag about who's paying for it (thick witch doesn't realise it's not about the money, as we all know the huns are paying). Apparently it was for some Ministry of Justice thing, where she's advising every judge in the country or something. Of course Level 3 autistic, violent, Wilbert was left at home with teenagers again, who seemingly managed to cope with him despite his own mum claiming that it takes two people to even get him in the car to go to school
Ratfink then claimed that they'd had to come home early (making out it was for Wilby, but who knows if she was even being honest. Anyone can film someone in the dark, then post it at any point in the future...)- on a q&a on Patreon she was rambling on about Edie's nan again, then someone asked about Emily. Ratcunt stated that there was "no hate, no story, no falling out"
none of us believe you Rawhide, one minute you were all over each other, saying "love you forever", the next she's left her position as Director, and you both stop following each other and never speak again. It all smacks of a NDA/compromise agreement having been made on to sharing a screenshot of a text with Greedy bragging about having more threads than her on the site that shall not be named it's not something to be proud of, it just means you're a bigger bleep, hun!- Joyce is still desperately looking down the back of the sofa trying to find some testosterone to grow a moustache. Unfortunately, having had his balls removed and permanently installed into his wife's Mulberry handbag, he's still looking like he's been kissing Racket's arse and not wiped off a smear of tit.
- another TikTok arrived, pointing out the discrepancy between the claims Ratchet is constantly making about Wobbler's autism, how he's so violent and uncontrollable etc, then leaving him constantly to swan around pretending to be young and childfree
- the trip to London, where Rabies claimed to be "working with" Ministry of Justice, however she used old photos from a different conference she attended last year (which was clear from the different clothes, hair and nails). If you're going to tell lies, get better at it!
- Rumblestrip was overexcited about "outing a chroll" on Patreon, but uploaded a picture of profile with "edit profile" showing (proving that it can't be someone else's
). She seemed to be particularly gleeful at "having their bank details" - firstly she shouldn't have these anyway, as they'll be held securely by Patreon, and secondly, it's not like she can do anything with them anyway. What's she threatening, that she might transfer in some of that £20k a month she's raking in? That'll really show them!- a "games night" with the kids turned out to be an advert (of course, who would expect Buck Toothed Belinda to actually spend time with her children without there being something in it for her?).
- Rumplestiltskin claims that she's "never had Botox or fillers" - clearly it's just the ulcers in her lips, cheeks and forehead...
- off to London (again), but this time she released Linda from the shackles of tidying up the tit tip that is the hamster cage house, and instead took her to go and meet all the "cleanfluencers" (aka the sad twats who have managed to make a living out of cleaning their already clean houses). We're all still waiting for Mrs Hinch to get in touch and invite her for a play date between Wilbert and Ronald at Hinch (nota)Farm
- Ranch's poor old cancer stricken mum is down to her last £6 and struggling to pay her bills. Meanwhile the daughter who is raking in £20k a month by flogging the personal lives of herself and her kids (and stepkids) to her brain dead followers is writing about it on Insta, instead of just quietly paying the bills with some of her scammed cash. Sorry mum, if you hadn't abandoned her when she was 4, and then not bought her the trainers she wanted when she was a teenager, she might be able to find it in her heart to help you out. Instead she's taking someone else's mum off to London for the day, and buying her a pair of UGG boots.
- Bandwagon Belinda posted about the tragic, fatal stabbing in London of a school girl. You weren't so keen for everyone to know that one of the lads involved in a fatal stabbing in your home town appears to have been mates with Seb and Katie, were you?
- Insta frenemy Knee Deep in Life has sadly lost her dad, so of course Rumblestrip was all over it, making it all about herself and how his daughter is one of her bestest, closest friends who she loves the hardest. Didn't love her that hard when you were taking the piss out of her teeth, or that time she came down to Devon and met up with Mannah and Gangsta Granny, but you didn't bother to see her, did you?
On 15 June 2022 Joyce started a "career break" to spend more time with the children, particularly Wilby following his diagnosis. Since then, here are all the childfree overnight breaks that Slosh and Wrecks have had:
June - Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July - Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
July - 1 night in campervan for Tunes on the Beach (Sloshy's birthday)
September - night in London pretending to speak at a MoJ event
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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