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Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- Beggy Brenda asked for a Gatsby style dress/bag to borrow. You're raking in £16k a month hun, buy your bleeping own tit
- Rancid, Wilbert and Edie holed up in the hobbit loft because they all had a sickness bug. Not the smartest place to be, considering they have to scoot across the carpet on their arses and down the stepladder stairs to get to a toilet. Ratchet claims she tit the bed, and Sloshy had to clean her up. But she was well enough to film herself laughing and snorting in the bed
- despite being level 3 autistic and not being able to understand anything, Wilberforce was able to say how many times he'd been sick and where. He then asked for jam on toast, with Ratchet making fun of him because he's never had it. Maybe let him try, instead of allowing Edie to tell him he doesn't like it.
- Bratsy's on her way home from Australia, and complaining that she's going to starve because the airline can't give her a vegetarian meal. That's why you need to tell them in advance if you have any dietary requirements, so they can make sure they can meet it, you idiot child
- Gangsta Granny has made food for BeKind "in case she comes home soon". In case? We all bleeping knew she was coming home soon
- more thrilling content from the family group chat, with Edie moaning at Seb for looking for something in her room and making a mess. Of course it was all faked, because he referred to Rancid as "mum" which we know he NEVER does.
- never mind the BBC presenter sex scandal, Bratsy's back! Celebrated with a reel showing everyone being underwhelmed . Despite apparently being so ill she tit the bed yesterday, Ratchet was looking cheery in a light coloured boiler suit - not really the most suitable clothing if you might need to go to the loo in a hurry.
- Tic Tac Teeth Terence is already moaning about the shoes at the bottom of the stairs. Either buy a shoe rack or stop bleeping moaning. Never mind that the entire hallway is full of everything out of the kitchen (just piled up like it's ready for the skip).
- the entire family was dragged into the lounge for the great giving of gifts from Bratsy. Cheap tat from Australia all round! Particular highlights included Queen Lateetha (who has funded the extended holiday) being given 3 packets of popping candy, and Lula being given a broken bracelet. Bratsy really is the kindest, most thoughtful person who ever walked the earth, isn't she?
- later, a topless, stoned off his face Seb joined Rancid in her bed, cuddling and stroking her face like some kind of sick stepmum fetish porn
he even mentioned her period. Honestly, get some bleeping boundaries.
- Bratsy hasn't even unpacked her bag yet, and the toxic twins are bleeping off for the day, apparently to speak at a conference for the family justice board. It turns out they've gone to Swindon, which is odd considering there's a Devon branch of the board
It also seemingly took them 8 hours to get there when it's about a 3 hour journey. Did they stop in every lay by on the way for a quickie for old time's sake?
- a PatreCON spy revealed that not long ago Ratchet said on a live that she had taken a shower with Lula "to save money on the water". If you need to save money (despite raking in £16k a month), maybe don't drop £55k on a camper van, or have your kitchen ripped out
- Bratsy's travelling mates all piled round (how convenient that they're local, considering they apparently met her and "scooped her up" on the other side of the world
). Despite being level 3 autistic, and so violent his parents can barely get him into the car without having hair pulled and necks sliced open, Wilbert was more than happy spending time with strangers at the park and on a boat.
- in a valiant attempt to achieve her GCSE in drama at the ripe old age of 41, Racket did some terrible acting in an advert for a kid's current affairs magazine. Edie was roped in, despite the fact that she would never be caught dead reading about actual news
- the family court justice event made it into a reel on the grid, showing Lying Lynda smiling and laughing while talking about her experience with an abusive partner. No mention that it was a mutually abusive relationship, and that she has been out of it for longer than she was in it, but won't stop banging on about it constantly. She stated that she will talk more about it on PatreCON, you'd think if she was so desperate to "raise awareness" she'd be sharing it on her main page that has far more followers
- Wilbert missed his last day of pre school because he was sleeping, despite already being upset about not being with his friends in September when he goes to school.
- Wilby's pre school graduation dawned, with a rambling post about how much they'd helped him, and a quick mention that when they walked in, young Wilbert, who apparently doesn't even know what a family is and is non verbal, announced "my parents".
- With yet another story, Rabies mentioned another mate who apparently helped her flee the relationship with Waynbo, but she's previously said it was her mum and brother that helped , and at another time she'd said Lianne had helped her. Which is it?
- oh look , a grid post about Bratsy coming home, with shite about her heart being full again after being empty. So the other kids in that house are meaningless then?
- the tat shop is now up for rent, as they want to do pop-ups instead. Basically nobody's buying her overpriced shite, and she can't afford the rent. Oh well.
- the family headed round to Mannah's for breakfast and the weekly contact with Isaac. In Mannah's treatment room, Five Grand Watch Freddy told an absolutely hilarious story about how he fainted at the thought of having his blood pressure taken in the army. Sloshy was on the couch, complaining because he had his little laser goggles on, and could feel that Rancid was leaning over him, filming and snorting.
- on PatreCON Rancid wrote a load of rambling shite, firstly about how drugged up she used to be (with new jobs thrown in as a waitress and care assistant, neither of which she's ever mentioned before).
- the rambling then went on to talking about the issues they're having with Isaac, of course not missing an opportunity to slag off Joyce's ex wife again. Apparently Isaac's mum contacted him (via a "burner phone" as he hasn't had his phone for 6 weeks), spoke to him and then bombarded him with texts saying terrible things about Slosh & Wrecks. R said she'd got his number by lying about being sober to another family member. Lots of awful language about her being "poorly in the head" etc. She even went on to say that she "annous herself" when she feels sympathy for women at the centre who have addiction issues
regardless of whether any of this bollocks has any truth to it, Ratchet should learn that this is not her story to tell (especially not to her paying huns).
- some genius has made some TikTok videos summing up Rawhide's claims and spending, very succinct and with excellent choices of music
Lula waded in to defend her mother (even though we all know she's the least favourite) and was eventually blocked by the OP.
- hoping to keep his pocket money coming in, Iconic Ian was flogging the Snatchwork raffle bollocks on his account.
- despite saying that they can't drink around Seb and Isaac, Stone Island Steve is now an ambassador for a brewery because he drinks so much of their product
- young Wilberforce was left alone in the lounge with two yoghurts and an ipad, and managed to smear yoghurt into the sofa (amazingly, without getting any on his clothes or hands). Racket just whined "oh that's not ideal is it" while Sloshua whined about how he was going to clean it out.
- On a Patreon live, Rabies said that her and Betsy had been asked to be on a tv show. She didn't say what it was, but that it would involve going abroad for 3 weeks in September. Whatever it is, she thinks they could win because they are "so entertaining"
but they probably won't do it, because Bratsy is starting yet another job in September, Wilberforce is starting school, and she doesn't want to leave Slosh in charge as he's "too strict". More like she can't trust him not to play "hide the silky worm" with someone else while she hasn't got eyes on him 24/7.
- Rancid and doormat Jo headed off to "work", taking Wilby and a big bucket of dinosaur toys. Firstly, say no to that kid once in a while, is he going to rock up to school in September with 7543567 dinosaurs? Secondly, why is he coming to work when Joyce took a "career break" to look after him?
- Ratchet screenshot texts from Lula about the TikTok, no doubt sending huns over there to check it out. That might be a mistake, bubs
- apparently Bratsy's caught the sickness bug that half the family had before she'd even got home. More likely to be the Columbian flu given how long ago the bug was.
- still desperately trying to attract more huns to the Patreon, Rambo posted some clips of the latest podcast. Basically, it's the pair of them sitting and answering questions from the huns, picked by Jo. Yawn. A question about body confidence after having a baby led to a long discussion about Ratchet's tiny tits, with her saying that she hated her body when they got together, and she didn't want him to see jer boobs. This was all because she'd spent ten years with her perpetrator who made her dislike her body (quietly glossing over the fact that she was with someone else and managed to get pregnant in between). Sloshy made a comment about her M&S bra, and said he thought she'd have got something from Ann Summers tell me you only see your wife as a sex object, without telling me.
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Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June 2022:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public.
- Beggy Brenda asked for a Gatsby style dress/bag to borrow. You're raking in £16k a month hun, buy your bleeping own tit
- Rancid, Wilbert and Edie holed up in the hobbit loft because they all had a sickness bug. Not the smartest place to be, considering they have to scoot across the carpet on their arses and down the stepladder stairs to get to a toilet. Ratchet claims she tit the bed, and Sloshy had to clean her up. But she was well enough to film herself laughing and snorting in the bed
- despite being level 3 autistic and not being able to understand anything, Wilberforce was able to say how many times he'd been sick and where. He then asked for jam on toast, with Ratchet making fun of him because he's never had it. Maybe let him try, instead of allowing Edie to tell him he doesn't like it.
- Bratsy's on her way home from Australia, and complaining that she's going to starve because the airline can't give her a vegetarian meal. That's why you need to tell them in advance if you have any dietary requirements, so they can make sure they can meet it, you idiot child
- Gangsta Granny has made food for BeKind "in case she comes home soon". In case? We all bleeping knew she was coming home soon
- more thrilling content from the family group chat, with Edie moaning at Seb for looking for something in her room and making a mess. Of course it was all faked, because he referred to Rancid as "mum" which we know he NEVER does.
- never mind the BBC presenter sex scandal, Bratsy's back! Celebrated with a reel showing everyone being underwhelmed . Despite apparently being so ill she tit the bed yesterday, Ratchet was looking cheery in a light coloured boiler suit - not really the most suitable clothing if you might need to go to the loo in a hurry.
- Tic Tac Teeth Terence is already moaning about the shoes at the bottom of the stairs. Either buy a shoe rack or stop bleeping moaning. Never mind that the entire hallway is full of everything out of the kitchen (just piled up like it's ready for the skip).
- the entire family was dragged into the lounge for the great giving of gifts from Bratsy. Cheap tat from Australia all round! Particular highlights included Queen Lateetha (who has funded the extended holiday) being given 3 packets of popping candy, and Lula being given a broken bracelet. Bratsy really is the kindest, most thoughtful person who ever walked the earth, isn't she?
- later, a topless, stoned off his face Seb joined Rancid in her bed, cuddling and stroking her face like some kind of sick stepmum fetish porn
he even mentioned her period. Honestly, get some bleeping boundaries. - Bratsy hasn't even unpacked her bag yet, and the toxic twins are bleeping off for the day, apparently to speak at a conference for the family justice board. It turns out they've gone to Swindon, which is odd considering there's a Devon branch of the board
It also seemingly took them 8 hours to get there when it's about a 3 hour journey. Did they stop in every lay by on the way for a quickie for old time's sake?- a PatreCON spy revealed that not long ago Ratchet said on a live that she had taken a shower with Lula "to save money on the water". If you need to save money (despite raking in £16k a month), maybe don't drop £55k on a camper van, or have your kitchen ripped out
- Bratsy's travelling mates all piled round (how convenient that they're local, considering they apparently met her and "scooped her up" on the other side of the world
). Despite being level 3 autistic, and so violent his parents can barely get him into the car without having hair pulled and necks sliced open, Wilbert was more than happy spending time with strangers at the park and on a boat. - in a valiant attempt to achieve her GCSE in drama at the ripe old age of 41, Racket did some terrible acting in an advert for a kid's current affairs magazine. Edie was roped in, despite the fact that she would never be caught dead reading about actual news
- the family court justice event made it into a reel on the grid, showing Lying Lynda smiling and laughing while talking about her experience with an abusive partner. No mention that it was a mutually abusive relationship, and that she has been out of it for longer than she was in it, but won't stop banging on about it constantly. She stated that she will talk more about it on PatreCON, you'd think if she was so desperate to "raise awareness" she'd be sharing it on her main page that has far more followers
- Wilbert missed his last day of pre school because he was sleeping, despite already being upset about not being with his friends in September when he goes to school.
- Wilby's pre school graduation dawned, with a rambling post about how much they'd helped him, and a quick mention that when they walked in, young Wilbert, who apparently doesn't even know what a family is and is non verbal, announced "my parents".
- With yet another story, Rabies mentioned another mate who apparently helped her flee the relationship with Waynbo, but she's previously said it was her mum and brother that helped , and at another time she'd said Lianne had helped her. Which is it?
- oh look , a grid post about Bratsy coming home, with shite about her heart being full again after being empty. So the other kids in that house are meaningless then?
- the tat shop is now up for rent, as they want to do pop-ups instead. Basically nobody's buying her overpriced shite, and she can't afford the rent. Oh well.
- the family headed round to Mannah's for breakfast and the weekly contact with Isaac. In Mannah's treatment room, Five Grand Watch Freddy told an absolutely hilarious story about how he fainted at the thought of having his blood pressure taken in the army. Sloshy was on the couch, complaining because he had his little laser goggles on, and could feel that Rancid was leaning over him, filming and snorting.
- on PatreCON Rancid wrote a load of rambling shite, firstly about how drugged up she used to be (with new jobs thrown in as a waitress and care assistant, neither of which she's ever mentioned before).
- the rambling then went on to talking about the issues they're having with Isaac, of course not missing an opportunity to slag off Joyce's ex wife again. Apparently Isaac's mum contacted him (via a "burner phone" as he hasn't had his phone for 6 weeks), spoke to him and then bombarded him with texts saying terrible things about Slosh & Wrecks. R said she'd got his number by lying about being sober to another family member. Lots of awful language about her being "poorly in the head" etc. She even went on to say that she "annous herself" when she feels sympathy for women at the centre who have addiction issues
regardless of whether any of this bollocks has any truth to it, Ratchet should learn that this is not her story to tell (especially not to her paying huns). - some genius has made some TikTok videos summing up Rawhide's claims and spending, very succinct and with excellent choices of music
Lula waded in to defend her mother (even though we all know she's the least favourite) and was eventually blocked by the OP.- hoping to keep his pocket money coming in, Iconic Ian was flogging the Snatchwork raffle bollocks on his account.
- despite saying that they can't drink around Seb and Isaac, Stone Island Steve is now an ambassador for a brewery because he drinks so much of their product
- young Wilberforce was left alone in the lounge with two yoghurts and an ipad, and managed to smear yoghurt into the sofa (amazingly, without getting any on his clothes or hands). Racket just whined "oh that's not ideal is it" while Sloshua whined about how he was going to clean it out.
- On a Patreon live, Rabies said that her and Betsy had been asked to be on a tv show. She didn't say what it was, but that it would involve going abroad for 3 weeks in September. Whatever it is, she thinks they could win because they are "so entertaining"
but they probably won't do it, because Bratsy is starting yet another job in September, Wilberforce is starting school, and she doesn't want to leave Slosh in charge as he's "too strict". More like she can't trust him not to play "hide the silky worm" with someone else while she hasn't got eyes on him 24/7.- Rancid and doormat Jo headed off to "work", taking Wilby and a big bucket of dinosaur toys. Firstly, say no to that kid once in a while, is he going to rock up to school in September with 7543567 dinosaurs? Secondly, why is he coming to work when Joyce took a "career break" to look after him?
- Ratchet screenshot texts from Lula about the TikTok, no doubt sending huns over there to check it out. That might be a mistake, bubs
- apparently Bratsy's caught the sickness bug that half the family had before she'd even got home. More likely to be the Columbian flu given how long ago the bug was.
- still desperately trying to attract more huns to the Patreon, Rambo posted some clips of the latest podcast. Basically, it's the pair of them sitting and answering questions from the huns, picked by Jo. Yawn. A question about body confidence after having a baby led to a long discussion about Ratchet's tiny tits, with her saying that she hated her body when they got together, and she didn't want him to see jer boobs. This was all because she'd spent ten years with her perpetrator who made her dislike her body (quietly glossing over the fact that she was with someone else and managed to get pregnant in between). Sloshy made a comment about her M&S bra, and said he thought she'd have got something from Ann Summers
tell me you only see your wife as a sex object, without telling me. -
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June 2022:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October:
Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)
December - 5 nights in Jubai
January - 1 night in London (Miss Greedy's book launch)
February - 1 night in London after dropping Betsy at the airport
March - 1 night in Birmingham (book signings)
May - 2 nights at Herpes Lodge
June - 2 nights in London (Label Lady book launch and SEN protest)
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