Here we are at thread 150, with a new title thanks to
@Scd1991 I edited for modesty, in case admin don't like a knob (f'nar), but I'm sure you can all guess the rhyme! To celebrate reaching 150 threads we've got enough in the PayPal fund to take us all to Bar
badoscelona, so pack your bags, abandon your kids, and see you all at the airport!
The results of the poll on the last thread showed that 658 people voted, with an overwhelming 98.6% believing that old noPolo Neck Paul got the boot from the police force!
Last thread recap:
- Gucci Glenda is a
bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Wobbly is back with his animal book, with Rambo's input being "what's that?" over and over again
he did extremely well at identifying and saying the names of different animals, so much for him being non-verbal.
- Lego Hair Linda reckons that when she first got with Slosh, his ex wife had him arrested and he was taken off front line duties while the allegations were investigated. Of course it was all malicious, and they sued the police force and won
sorry hun, I don't believe a word of it, seeing as you always say you didn't have two pennies to rub together, yet at the same time were spending thousands of pounds dragging his ex through family court to steal her kids
- some other Instacunt that I've never heard of is complaining about trolls reporting them to social services, so of course old Wonky Choppers had to jump on the bandwagon, making out that nobody should report concerns because it takes up the time which could be used to investigate vulnerable children. I mean, her 18 year old is bringing home strangers to sleep with in her shed, the 16 year old has been smoking weed for about 3 years, the 13 year old is posting pictures in her underwear on Instagram, the 12 year old is vaping, the 9 year old is wearing make up, and the 3 year old is left unsupervised in his bedroom with food and trailing wires everywhere. But sure, there's nothing to see in the Patchwork Palace
- meanwhile, a new Tattler joined up to tell us that they have a relative who is in a senior position with D&C police. The relative has been discreet about the situation with PC/not a PC Marshall, but has said "karma will teach him in ways we couldn't"
we are all here for it!
- despite Career Break Colin having jacked in his job "to look after Wilbert", and Wilbert having started nursery, Lucy the childminder seems to be looking after him in the afternoon
- on the CIC page, Queen Lateetha once again shared notes from the pretend "trauma course", with no thought of how inappropriate this is.
- someone's cancelled their PatreCON, so of course they must be a troll
and she's OBSESSED with the idea that anyone who doesn't like her must be "sitting on the internet, ignoring their kids", when all she does is sits on the internet, ignoring her kids
the screenshot she shared showed that 45 people have cancelled their Patreon in the last 30 days, are they dropping like flies because her content is dire? Or are they starting to see through her bullshit?
- Old Viking Pills Victor has taken over the school run, and is dropping Edie off over the road and letting her cross by herself.
- Thrushy Thelma is still wanking over the other Instascammer who's on a troll hunting mission
this time trying to collect stories from "celebs and influencers" who have been reported to Social Services
- after the school run, Droopy Dick and Lip Filler Leona headed round to Gangsta Granny's with Wilbert. Should he not be at pre-school? Slosh was looking stylish as ever, in a flasher mac and shopping bag. Of course Raffleticket was smarming all over Gangsta Granny, calling her "mummy" as she handed her a bacon sandwich, cut into squares with the crusts cut off, like she's 5.
- on Patreon, she said she didn't want to talk about what they are doing on Monday because it will rile up the trolls, Sloshua said they're going to look at a house that's for sale. Rumba has fallen in love with it, Titwank said it's 2 hours away and in a different county. Whether he was being honest, or just bullshitting, no idea.
- despite being away at Herpes Lodge with no signal to write and love each other the hardest, Rumbaba managed to pack some of her favourite designer gear, and informed us all that Slosh has been circumcised (by informing us that "his mum bought him this album when he got circumcised"). Thanks for the info Raq, not a single one of us needed to know that.
- despite their best efforts at keeping us busy for the weekend talking about the alleged possible house move, a Tattler came on and revealed that they had been messaging and spoken to Joyce's ex. The allegations include that he had cheated on her before Rancid got her claws in, he tried to move Crackhead Barbie into their house, he has lost his firearms license, if Seb and Isaac visit any of her family they aren't allowed to have pictures of her on display, she used to be close with Gangsta Granny and Mannah, but now they've treated her appallingly
- back from loving each other the hardest at Herpes Lodge, and off to take Edie to a birthday party. With Wilbur in tow, even though neither of his parents work. Wibble "managed over an hour" before he couldn't cope any more, and was filmed crying in the car.
- animal loving Lula was allowed to take Ethel out for the whole day, all by herself. Despite the fact that Ethel was very recently gravely ill at a specialist vet (which cost Rango £8000, in case anyone forgot).
- Rumplestiltskin filmed herself moaning about someone having not changed the loo roll properly in the ugly bathroom.
- a quick advert for her mate at Chubby Chicken (Porky Penguin), including a mention of "the hate site" - probably because she's mad she has to mark it as an ad.
- Saggy Lip Sue settled in for a "movie night" with Edie, who was wearing a boob tube
they watched Hocus Pocus 2, which is Disney+, so I assume should be marked as #ad, naughty naughty!
- then she settled in to watch another film with Foreskin Free Fred, and took a photo of them holding hands, being sure to get the £5k watch in.
- on PatreCON, Thrushy Thelma was advised via the comments that while she was away at the love shack, Tallulah had gone live on her Instagram. Rumbaba was surprised, and had no idea that her 13 year old had done this. She apparently stayed out until 10.30pm, brought a load of mates home, and built a fire in the garden. Sounds like nobody was supervising her. Also revealed was that Rhubarb isn't speaking to Betsy, because she's been hanging around with someone Advert Andrea doesn't like.
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Emily has resigned as director of the Snatchwork
tit show, and been replaced by positive Jen (who had her own shop that Racket ripped off, and then jacked it in to come and work for her)
Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...
'Through their actions the officer undermined the public’s trust and confidence in the police force'
www.devonlive.com
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend)
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