PTWM #150 List of things old sloshy has lost…. His job, his dignity, the end of his...!

[delightfullyfuked.]

These names are getting funnier by the day

Early thread title

Bish Bash Bosh no foreskin Josh… where’s the paypal dosh

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

I think the next thread title should be “I can’t parent or protect my kids properly because of the internet” Rachaele Hambleton, Patreon, 14.10.22

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

I think I just found her house listing on Zoopla so maybe they are moving…

Entrance hall complete with overpriced panelling; storage cupboard stocked with last season’s Porky Penguin collection. Large floor area ideal for showcasing B&M hauls.

Shower room with vintage prison tiles, small ineffective window, shower space for one person (ideally no bigger than 12-14 bottom). WC with inbuilt basin, perfect for the multitasker.

Reception 1 boasts large proportions with a bay feature window, hall of mirrors and space for bijou book collection. Wood-burner (firelighters available at an extra cost) complete with assortment of garden items in event of chilly pets.

Reception 2 leading to conservatory. Wall-mounted neon sign, large soft play sofa area, piano.

Conservatory with views reaching as far as the self-contained annexe and the mini zoo. Once cleared will have space for sofas and coffee table.

Kitchen is spacious with large feature table containing almost enough seats for the whole family. Pantry (no lock), double oven perfect for those weekday roasts, and more neon lights. Gravy jug.

Bedroom 1 with convenient outside access to bin area. Double bed, Nike socks, ironing board. Signature exotic scent.

Utility room with excellent storage facilities and brand new, never-been-used washing machine and tumble dryer.

Garden leading to self-contained one-bedroom annexe. Garden has limited grass but many small animals and birds to occupy the senses of an evening. Deckchairs available on request.

Annexe with carpet, bed, assortment of clothes, Gucci belt and EL James book collection. Variety of power points but no running water.

Original staircase with excellent acoustics, perfect for calling the teens down to dinner.

Bedroom 2 is rainbow-themed and has a vast selection of plug sockets for all your computing needs. Hundreds of unused toys, secret snack cupboards, lock on outside of door.

Bedroom 3 with indoor garden, various contrasting scents, large collection of wide belts. Floor space perfect for TikTok filming.

Bedroom 4 is great for guests or your own child (or both). Plenty of space, large double bed, fairy lights, feature dressing table with coordinating stool. Small private landing outside bedroom door.

Landing cupboard currently utilised as bedroom 5 and contains a bed-wardrobe-gaming station-en-suite ensemble. Quick and easy to clean.

Brand new family bathroom with solid gold bathtub, sweary candles and mostly-clean fluffy towels (Canesten and Child’s Farm products sold separately).

Landing leading to small loft space via repurposed bunk bed steps. Hatch to loft opening out on to sleeping area with spare mattress under the bed. Desk/beauty/communication space. Vast selection of ladies clothes. Capsule male wardrobe. Sea view.

 

[DipsyDoodle]

They could even share the email from HR saying "career break approved", it's not like she hasn't shared stuff like that before. They haven't even bothered to fake one

She'd write it herself and it would be obviously fake.

"Dear PC Marshall, it hurts my heart to type this, but your career break has been approved. We are of course all devastated to lose you, even if it is temporary, because you're just the lushest and your uniform always smells so good. Even the Chief Inspector has been sobbing and vomitting horrifically since the news broke. Anyway bub, enjoy the time off with your precious little turd, and we look forward to welcoming you back in 5 years. Love from HR Harry"

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Right I was told about her live this morning and didn't want to watch but was shown some. She was having a snotfesf. T had a breakdown last night as she is being bullied by boys. They were talking about her private parts and R repeated every horrible comment. She claimed she wanted to go to the parents' doors but she can't do that because ptwm would be all over the Internet. She said she can't parent or protect her kids the way she used to because of the Internet. Sloshy had gone to the school but she was in the hobbit hole talking to her phone. Why wasn't she there? She heard T on the phone last night and she kept saying one girl's name so R messaged the girl to get the full story. Why she messaged a child is beyond me. She says she took T's phone off her last night. This morning the other girl's mum had picked up the rest of the friends and they drove past T and gave her dirty looks. T doesn't know what's been said as she's no phone but she text R upset from school. R said pastoral told her they were keeping T out of classes today. Then she said T text her the pastoral woman's mobile number (as she's off sick) and asked her to call her straight away. R then storied for over 9 minutes after that. How can she keep T in with her and be off sick and if T has her phone back how can she not see what they've been messaging her? Oh and two of the boys' mums are online trolls and she knows this as they've told T "my mum says your mum's a slag".

So:

- Lula's being bullied by boys, but it was girls that were driven past and gave her dirty looks
- they were talking about her private parts, and Rambo repeated everything
- Rectum messaged a CHILD unsolicited.
- Lula has no phone but texted her.
- pastoral person is keeping Lula out of lessons, but is also off sick, and also giving out their number
- Ratface has been the town bike since she was a teenager, but the other mums must be online trolls because "my mum says your mum's a slag"

Can anyone make any fucking sense out of this?

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Here we are at thread 150, with a new title thanks to @Scd1991 I edited for modesty, in case admin don't like a knob (f'nar), but I'm sure you can all guess the rhyme! To celebrate reaching 150 threads we've got enough in the PayPal fund to take us all to Barbadoscelona, so pack your bags, abandon your kids, and see you all at the airport!

The results of the poll on the last thread showed that 658 people voted, with an overwhelming 98.6% believing that old noPolo Neck Paul got the boot from the police force!

Last thread recap:
- Gucci Glenda is a cunt.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Wobbly is back with his animal book, with Rambo's input being "what's that?" over and over again he did extremely well at identifying and saying the names of different animals, so much for him being non-verbal.
- Lego Hair Linda reckons that when she first got with Slosh, his ex wife had him arrested and he was taken off front line duties while the allegations were investigated. Of course it was all malicious, and they sued the police force and won sorry hun, I don't believe a word of it, seeing as you always say you didn't have two pennies to rub together, yet at the same time were spending thousands of pounds dragging his ex through family court to steal her kids
- some other Instacunt that I've never heard of is complaining about trolls reporting them to social services, so of course old Wonky Choppers had to jump on the bandwagon, making out that nobody should report concerns because it takes up the time which could be used to investigate vulnerable children. I mean, her 18 year old is bringing home strangers to sleep with in her shed, the 16 year old has been smoking weed for about 3 years, the 13 year old is posting pictures in her underwear on Instagram, the 12 year old is vaping, the 9 year old is wearing make up, and the 3 year old is left unsupervised in his bedroom with food and trailing wires everywhere. But sure, there's nothing to see in the Patchwork Palace
- meanwhile, a new Tattler joined up to tell us that they have a relative who is in a senior position with D&C police. The relative has been discreet about the situation with PC/not a PC Marshall, but has said "karma will teach him in ways we couldn't" we are all here for it!
- despite Career Break Colin having jacked in his job "to look after Wilbert", and Wilbert having started nursery, Lucy the childminder seems to be looking after him in the afternoon
- on the CIC page, Queen Lateetha once again shared notes from the pretend "trauma course", with no thought of how inappropriate this is.
- someone's cancelled their PatreCON, so of course they must be a troll and she's OBSESSED with the idea that anyone who doesn't like her must be "sitting on the internet, ignoring their kids", when all she does is sits on the internet, ignoring her kids the screenshot she shared showed that 45 people have cancelled their Patreon in the last 30 days, are they dropping like flies because her content is dire? Or are they starting to see through her bullshit?
- Old Viking Pills Victor has taken over the school run, and is dropping Edie off over the road and letting her cross by herself.
- Thrushy Thelma is still wanking over the other Instascammer who's on a troll hunting mission this time trying to collect stories from "celebs and influencers" who have been reported to Social Services
- after the school run, Droopy Dick and Lip Filler Leona headed round to Gangsta Granny's with Wilbert. Should he not be at pre-school? Slosh was looking stylish as ever, in a flasher mac and shopping bag. Of course Raffleticket was smarming all over Gangsta Granny, calling her "mummy" as she handed her a bacon sandwich, cut into squares with the crusts cut off, like she's 5.
- on Patreon, she said she didn't want to talk about what they are doing on Monday because it will rile up the trolls, Sloshua said they're going to look at a house that's for sale. Rumba has fallen in love with it, Titwank said it's 2 hours away and in a different county. Whether he was being honest, or just bullshitting, no idea.
- despite being away at Herpes Lodge with no signal to write and love each other the hardest, Rumbaba managed to pack some of her favourite designer gear, and informed us all that Slosh has been circumcised (by informing us that "his mum bought him this album when he got circumcised"). Thanks for the info Raq, not a single one of us needed to know that.
- despite their best efforts at keeping us busy for the weekend talking about the alleged possible house move, a Tattler came on and revealed that they had been messaging and spoken to Joyce's ex. The allegations include that he had cheated on her before Rancid got her claws in, he tried to move Crackhead Barbie into their house, he has lost his firearms license, if Seb and Isaac visit any of her family they aren't allowed to have pictures of her on display, she used to be close with Gangsta Granny and Mannah, but now they've treated her appallingly
- back from loving each other the hardest at Herpes Lodge, and off to take Edie to a birthday party. With Wilbur in tow, even though neither of his parents work. Wibble "managed over an hour" before he couldn't cope any more, and was filmed crying in the car.
- animal loving Lula was allowed to take Ethel out for the whole day, all by herself. Despite the fact that Ethel was very recently gravely ill at a specialist vet (which cost Rango £8000, in case anyone forgot).
- Rumplestiltskin filmed herself moaning about someone having not changed the loo roll properly in the ugly bathroom.
- a quick advert for her mate at Chubby Chicken (Porky Penguin), including a mention of "the hate site" - probably because she's mad she has to mark it as an ad.
- Saggy Lip Sue settled in for a "movie night" with Edie, who was wearing a boob tube they watched Hocus Pocus 2, which is Disney+, so I assume should be marked as #ad, naughty naughty!
- then she settled in to watch another film with Foreskin Free Fred, and took a photo of them holding hands, being sure to get the £5k watch in.
- on PatreCON, Thrushy Thelma was advised via the comments that while she was away at the love shack, Tallulah had gone live on her Instagram. Rumbaba was surprised, and had no idea that her 13 year old had done this. She apparently stayed out until 10.30pm, brought a load of mates home, and built a fire in the garden. Sounds like nobody was supervising her. Also revealed was that Rhubarb isn't speaking to Betsy, because she's been hanging around with someone Advert Andrea doesn't like.
- Emily has resigned as director of the Snatchwork shit show, and been replaced by positive Jen (who had her own shop that Racket ripped off, and then jacked it in to come and work for her)






Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their career break...

Police officer sacked for using false identity

'Through their actions the officer undermined the public’s trust and confidence in the police force'

www.devonlive.com

Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October - Herpes Lodge (weekend)


If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page

 

[DipsyDoodle]

When she wears that black top and necklace that looks like she got it from B&Q, it just makes me think of this...

 

[bye bye braggy]

Thought you might like these little nuggets

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BOYS AND THIER MUM.... ITS NOT YOUR STORY TO TELL !!!!!!

 

[MummaNoggins]

So, Lula, 13 is bullied, distraught and the subject of rumours and gossip. She's been called disgusting names and had her world torn apart.
She's already vulnerable and has previously moved schools. She's bullied and neglected in the home. The evidence is there for all to see.

Yet instead of actually parenting her and comforting her and spending time with her. Her mother, Rachel has packed her off to to spend the night with her 'toxic' (and very sick) Grandma and clean her house.

Instead of going to the school to sort the issues, she's sat on her fucking arse and filmed herself snotting and crying and feeling sorry for herself..
She's sent her husband (who has no parental rights over Lula) to sort it. The same husband who joked about Lula drowning and has on numerous occasions been a nasty shit towards her.
She's then posted said snot fest to her 3000 paying followers and even repeated some of the vile insults used against Lula. She's then blamed the trolls for the bulling.

" I can't parent or protect my kids properly because of the internet" - Rachele Hambleton. October 2022.

Oh, and this is the same Rachele who can't comprehend why people (in real life most probably) report her and her family to SS. This is Rachele who thinks it's done maliciously.
Open your eyes for the live of God and those children. YOU alone have caused this.

Shameful and neglectful parenting

 

[Okgolightly]

In a nutshell

So she has a woman getting treatment for cancer wanting to donate via PayPal for a ‘little something’ for T…Rachel Hambleton you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

 

[FridaK]

He is definitely crying out for attention. They told a story on a live the other day that a bird pooed and it went on his sock. Apparently the school rang because he was ‘having a meltdown’ because the socks they were trying to give him were not Nike
R said she told them he had to wear the non Nike socks she wasn’t bringing others and then she got another call from the pe teacher (I think) saying he was having another meltdown about it and refusing to participate. Then J said he was laughing about it when he got home.
1. My boys school would not call me and ask me to bring different socks. I mean, it’s never happened, but I would assume they would be punished by the school for that ridiculous behaviour and id be informed.
2. My boys would not show themselves up in front of their mates by having 2 meltdowns over socks.

Either it’s a complete lie. Or he needs some intervention because that’s not normal behaviour

I honestly feel like if I was the teacher calling Josh, my opening line would be "Good Morning you sack of shit. Your kids being a dickhead again. Come a collect him."

Hence why I could never be a teacher .

 

[FridaK]

Looks like she might have actually done the right thing for one and set L insta account to private

The 14k one is still public. Good to see Rachael recovered quickly and went to tit around with her mates painting pumpkins. Sloshy must be getting some serious whiplash from her hysterical mood swings. It's absolutely ridiculous.

Looking at what's been said today. It would not surprise me if that crying episode this morning was because she fucked up messaging a child and that child's parents have been to school or made a complaint of some sort. Suggesting that these children's parents were 'online trolls,' that she was far to grand to react in a normal parental fashion and that of course Lula was completely innocent in all of this, well it all sounds a little to convenient. Then she has sent her little dog of a Husband into school to sort out her mess. (I'm surprised it wasn't Jo to be honest.) Well how very Rach like.

Tallulah has been growing up far to fast for far to long. She's already had one school change. She had a possible Autism diagnosis pushed on her by her mother (and it was Rachael that suggested it, not her previous school I remember.) Then Rachael tried to pigeon hole all her behaviours into that self diagnosis, when honestly all I've ever seen is a girl who does like a bit of attention and has a slight issue managing her emotions like most girls her age. She was wandering around Betsy's party dressed like a playboy bunny. Her Instagram page is inappropriate. Her school uniform barely covers her bottom. She has no present father figure. She spent last week in the shed with her mates. She had the shit show at the weekend because they fucked off again. She's had the problems with Ethel. Rachael and Betsy have been arguing. Issac and Seb are in trouble with the police and EVERYONE who is interested in finding anything out about her life, can wade into Rachael's social media and books for the whole story so far. Including Period, Thrush and Cystitis updates.

But yes, it's totally everyone else's fault there are issues. Absolutely nothing to do whatsoever with sobbing Susan. Oh and of course, highly important to share as she needs to tell her paying echo chamber that they to teach their children right from wrong due to her being not only the biggest victim, but also an all round expert on the topic .

 

[VCJR]

Here are screenshots of her first message.

 

[Missmrsms]

Long time lurker first time poster! I was actually directed here sometime ago by ptwm and I have to say it’s been an eye opener!!

I am utterly disgusted by yesterday. There is no way I would send my DH (my daughters stepdad) to deal with a ‘serious’ bullying issue. And not because he doesn’t give a shit but because I am her mum! And to blast it all over social media

Ugh!

Thread title suggestion….. my mum says your mums a slag, thank god I haven’t also got to deal with having a hype bag

 

[chickenshopcharlie]

He is definitely crying out for attention. They told a story on a live the other day that a bird pooed and it went on his sock. Apparently the school rang because he was ‘having a meltdown’ because the socks they were trying to give him were not Nike
R said she told them he had to wear the non Nike socks she wasn’t bringing others and then she got another call from the pe teacher (I think) saying he was having another meltdown about it and refusing to participate. Then J said he was laughing about it when he got home.
1. My boys school would not call me and ask me to bring different socks. I mean, it’s never happened, but I would assume they would be punished by the school for that ridiculous behaviour and id be informed.
2. My boys would not show themselves up in front of their mates by having 2 meltdowns over socks.

Either it’s a complete lie. Or he needs some intervention because that’s not normal behaviour

 

[DipsyDoodle]

There's definitely a common denominator here isn't there.

Betsy - "doesn't do well" in an education setting
Seb - disruptive, always in detention/having teachers email home because he's acting up
Tallulah - highly anxious, possible autism, had to move school because of "issues"
Isaac - disruptive and disrespectful

What are the chances that every single kid in a family that big just doesn't get on with school? Or is it more likely that because their useless, thick, uneducated parents can't bear the thought of any of the kids being more intelligent than them, so constantly undermine and belittle the whole education process, never instill any respect into them, never give any support or encouragement to do their best, piss off to notBarbados on the first day of exams?

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

If your online presence if effecting your child and she is getting bullied. Shut it all down and go work at home bargains.
How can anything come before your child.
And as for the mums being trolls, probably people that have known her years and she’s probably tried rubbing her flaps on their partners over the years.
No Gucci purse is worth your child going through this you selfish prick

 

[jxhx]

Right I was told about her live this morning and didn't want to watch but was shown some. She was having a snotfesf. T had a breakdown last night as she is being bullied by boys. They were talking about her private parts and R repeated every horrible comment. She claimed she wanted to go to the parents' doors but she can't do that because ptwm would be all over the Internet. She said she can't parent or protect her kids the way she used to because of the Internet. Sloshy had gone to the school but she was in the hobbit hole talking to her phone. Why wasn't she there? She heard T on the phone last night and she kept saying one girl's name so R messaged the girl to get the full story. Why she messaged a child is beyond me. She says she took T's phone off her last night. This morning the other girl's mum had picked up the rest of the friends and they drove past T and gave her dirty looks. T doesn't know what's been said as she's no phone but she text R upset from school. R said pastoral told her they were keeping T out of classes today. Then she said T text her the pastoral woman's mobile number (as she's off sick) and asked her to call her straight away. R then storied for over 9 minutes after that. How can she keep T in with her and be off sick and if T has her phone back how can she not see what they've been messaging her? Oh and two of the boys' mums are online trolls and she knows this as they've told T "my mum says your mum's a slag".

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Brilliant recap and title as always.
Things keep coming back to me. She tells so many stories in these lives. She covered that J applied to work while on the career break coz otherwise ‘he’d be bored shitless’ now correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t the point of this break to look after W?
I think even some huns have been asking questions so she felt she had to say that. Lies snowball Rach, hope you’ve got a good memory!

The "career break" was to spend more time with the kids, specifically Wilby and his additional needs. Then Wilby was off at the childminder every day, up until he started at pre-school. Bumbag Barry was meant to be doing some voluntary work down at the zoo, that never came to anything did it, even though it's not like he's busy looking after Wilby. Instead he's trailing around after his cunt of a wife dressed up like Dora the Explorer showing off his five grand watch

 

[I’mThankyou_]

Isn't it something when protecting your online career comes before protecting your children.

Rachel, you're a mega dickhead.