Brilliant oh to be a fly on the wall that night
Brilliant oh to be a fly on the wall that nightthe witch brainwashed me into buying spice girls merch and drove me to drink I'd no had a drink in years until the caravan getting put tae ma bed after trying tae seduce ma man with wannabe was not my finest hour
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The maws granda I'm howling
Just seen ur thread suggestion am greetin laughingu crack me up
Did he fuck he said the wain would wake up NAE BOTHER MATEBrilliant oh to be a fly on the wall that nightI hope the specky one put out that evening after your lady of the night dance
Fk sake thought that was dugheed and aldo
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Did he fuck he said the wain would wake up NAE BOTHER MATEcaravans hardly gona be rocking aw er the shop is it specky wee dick
A cheating Mrs would be the karma that auld shagger deservesI thought mad Aldo was firing blanks? Has Pete burns been getting rattled fae the milkman while he’s at work?
I’m howling at youthe witch brainwashed me into buying spice girls merch and drove me to drink I'd no had a drink in years until the caravan getting put tae ma bed after trying tae seduce ma man with wannabe was not my finest hour
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The maws granda I'm howling
Just seen ur thread suggestion am greetin laughingu crack me up
Am running late for cjs is there any pieces left??? Did yous bring whips or no?CJ’s at 9 sharp the morra night , fish finger pieces all round lads
Thank fuck its just no the same without a fish finger pieceDon’t you worry your wee self there , I’ve got it sorted . Fish finger piece is waiting for you , wrapped it up in a wee piece bag & and it’s safe & sound in Aldo’s old locker along with your whip , I think the cleaners have just gave it a wee clean out coz there’s a few wet patches still drying out . Wee Mary the cleaner said she managed to get all the grey baw hairs hoovered up though so all good
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@Muchbee meant to send this as a reply but fuck knows wit av done lol x
Is arse hair okay - asking for MaryThank fuck its just no the same without a fish finger pieceon ma wayyyyy and if i find wan baw hair in that locker Mary's getting it we've had a run in before me and her over something similar
It’s never stopped Amanda Norwood from getting in xxxIs arse hair okay
I'll need to let kdawg know we have found Mary the cleaner that she was looking for. She's noo cleaning the jizz aff cjs floorsDon’t you worry your wee self there , I’ve got it sorted . Fish finger piece is waiting for you , wrapped it up in a wee piece bag & and it’s safe & sound in Aldo’s old locker along with your whip , I think the cleaners have just gave it a wee clean out coz there’s a few wet patches still drying out . Wee Mary the cleaner said she managed to get all the grey baw hairs hoovered up though so all good
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@Muchbee meant to send this as a reply but fuck knows wit av done lol x
Poor Mary should be getting a rise !! She’ll be traumatisedI'll need to let kdawg know we have found Mary the cleaner that she was looking for. She's noo cleaning the jizz aff cjs floors
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