I can’t wait for these last 5/6 weeks to be up and I can finally meet baby. The anxiety of what you can and can’t do is killing me and I can’t wait to go a day without worrying whether or not me eating a twix is going to result in serious problems
come into triage for reduced movements…but also come into triage for increased movements…but also don’t come in unless you’re bleeding because it’s probably nothing…but don’t ignore it!
don’t eat this…but you can eat this if you cook it over a flame on the night of the blue moon using the blood of six virgins to light the fire
don’t forget to exercise…but also don’t put your arms above your head too long because your umbilical cord will end up like a noose
don’t have a bath too hot…but you can have a bath if it’s 36.38947 degrees anything over that and you’ve gone too far