I’m so heeding that warning. Thank youI think this is where we warn those FTM'S who've never dealt with the toddler stage.
Toddlers are twats, it's scientifically proven. And it is OK to whisper a toddler is a twat under your breath whilst they cry they no longer want the banana they begged for
WE DON'T HAVE A RABBIT HUN.
Same! Also, teetering on the edge of a murderous rage constantly. Hormones are fun.I feel like I’ve taken a huge leap backwards and all the things I had in the first trimester are backdry mouth, nothing quenching my thirst, no appetite, shattered I feel like it never ends!
I’m a FTM but have to chip in that my nephew was so awful at 2/3 a security guard had to escort him and my sis in law out of the store as he was tantrumingI feel your pain. I've had similar situations, funnily enough I think one encounter was pretty much dragging a 2 year old along the floor in morrisons because i wouldn't let him buy rabbit food. WE DON'T HAVE A RABBIT HUN.
Toddlers are honestly sent by the devil himself.
Remind me, why are we doing this again?!
Just don't let them hear you call them a twat. They will call it you back, only it won't be right away. Its usually in a really inappropriate place like the chemist or the parkI’m so heeding that warning. Thank you
Yes, I have an 8 year old who is the sameIs 6 year old still classed as a toddler? Because tbh my six year old is being a massive twat today.
Littlepotato had a fit the other day as I wouldn’t let him drive.I feel your pain. I've had similar situations, funnily enough I think one encounter was pretty much dragging a 2 year old along the floor in morrisons because i wouldn't let him buy rabbit food. WE DON'T HAVE A RABBIT HUN.
Toddlers are honestly sent by the devil himself.
Remind me, why are we doing this again?!
Oh, I’m a mix of rage and crying. Hormones are great!Same! Also, teetering on the edge of a murderous rage constantly. Hormones are fun.
Is 6 year old still classed as a toddler? Because tbh my six year old is being a massive twat today.
They are adorable little nightmaresLittlepotato had a fit the other day as I wouldn’t let him drive.
I mean…
“Mummy says I’m a dickhead”Just don't let them hear you call them a twat. They will call it you back, only it won't be right away. Its usually in a really inappropriate place like the chemist or the park
Yes, I have an 8 year old who is the same
This has literally made my day“Mummy says I’m a dickhead”
Right in front of my Mum
“Mummy says I’m a dickhead”
Right in front of my Mum
In full agreement with this today, specifically 3 year olds (who aren’t even toddlers really but definitely act like they still are). Today we spent more time getting to our destination than actually spent at said destination. Had enough. Is it bed time yet?I think this is where we warn those FTM'S who've never dealt with the toddler stage.
Toddlers are twats, it's scientifically proven. And it is OK to whisper a toddler is a twat under your breath whilst they cry they no longer want the banana they begged for
I will happily chip in for the weekly wine fund you're going to needI think I love little potato...
The realisation has just hit. I will have two of them. At the same time. That's not just one toddler that's TWO.
Little Potato sounds like an absolute legend, I’m not going to lie“Mummy says I’m a dickhead”
Right in front of my Mum
I’m praying for you daily.I think I love little potato...
The realisation has just hit. I will have two of them. At the same time. That's not just one toddler that's TWO.
My sisters are twins and I make no promises but they were quite sweet as toddlers - my parents are adamant that the two of them were far easier than one of me! They kept each other occupied and played together and generally were thick as thieves, with relatively few tantrums! I’ve got my fingers crossed for you!I think I love little potato...
The realisation has just hit. I will have two of them. At the same time. That's not just one toddler that's TWO.
Is it the ASDA Olympic sprinting, telling my mum his private nickname that only me and his dad can call him or could it be that he thinks he has a driving licence at 4 years old? Put your answers on a postcard…Little Potato sounds like an absolute legend, I’m not going to lie
I go with option d - all of the aboveIs it the ASDA Olympic sprinting, telling my mum his private nickname that only me and his dad can call him or could it be that he thinks he has a driving licence at 4 years old? Put your answers on a postcard…
Can I just say, 8 years on and it gets no better. This one doesn't shut up then add into it he has my attitude.I’m praying for you daily.
He’s awful. He’s awful as he’s a literal clone of me. I just picked him up from nursery and he’s been shouting WHATTTTTT??? all day, which is what I shout at my husband. He apparently has just been sqwarking it since 0730 this morning.
I preferred it when he was going through speech therapy for his stutter if I’m honest
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