Woah Plopsy have gone full tat this week. More tat than actual dresses 
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Same. I’m a size 20 and there’s no way I’d go near one!
They would be better with a tshirt for a coverup as it would be the same length but without the weird shaping.
The coverups are like moo moos. Can’t get Homer Simpson wearing the floral one out my head.
I bet they’ll be bringing out more of their shite beach towels this year, which look like something you’d buy from the Chinese tat shops in Spain.Woah Plopsy have gone full tat this week. More tat than actual dresses
He’s a Popsy size 8!
NPR. The name plopsy made me laugh. I used to live in a ground floor flat and could hear everything the neighbours above did, EVERYTHING. Most nights when we had settled into bed we’d hear their toilet seat slam down and the rest 
We named them the plopsy. So I’d advise anyone who has neighbours underneath them to be kind and make a tissue hammock.
We named them the plopsy. So I’d advise anyone who has neighbours underneath them to be kind and make a tissue hammock.
What are these cover ups made of? Please tell me it’s not the usual polyester
Sorry but it is!
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Imagine being on beach in the blazing sun and having to throw some polyester over your cozzie
And there’s me thinking human spontaneous combustion was just a myth!Imagine being on beach in the blazing sun and having to throw some polyester over your cozzie
There's an idea for a quirky print.
Actually, it’s a she.
Her name is Homera and she plays the oboe.
She would like to invite you watch her play with her oboe at the church in Norwich.
Polyester beach coverups. Just why. Sandra what are you on… are the faithful buying like mad?
State of this outfit. A rainbow dress with clompy black shoes that my grandma would reject for being too frumpy. Who is hand sewing all the dresses while Sandra is on holiday?
I noticed they’re also doing picnic blankets and lunch bags now. And yes, they are also tat.
I noticed they’re also doing picnic blankets and lunch bags now. And yes, they are also tat.
The picnic blankets are thirty whole pounds of English money
You could have a proper woollen tartan one for that price. (Saw them in Edinburgh last week!)The picnic blankets are thirty whole pounds of English money
The woman grifting for money to replace her son’s bike which he got nicked…. How many popsys would she have to forego to replace it
It's so obvious she's hoping people will ask about a gofundme.