Getting someone to wash your car is the kind of thing poppy only has time for on a day off
I've got a whole year off... To look after my babyCrying at her taking a week holiday
I’m about to get a week off too - after nine weeks of teaching teenagers!
I hate this “all the” trend she insists on keeping in her content.Getting someone to wash your car is the kind of thing poppy only has time for on a day off
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Right? Her implying she will now *finally* have time for face masks and other basic blogger crap that constitutes her actual work - but that she still barely even manages to do - is too funny. I know it’s already been said but it’s just perfect. Like an actual parody of a millennial blogger.Omg Poppy is cracking me up. She has less going on then Zoe and Alfie and they do f all, all day every day. Even people who are actually busy have time to have their car cleaned.
What’s funny is ... she does all this shite like skincare recommendations, make up or shopping hauls and OOTD bollocks for her blog or IGTV so who’s she kidding with “finally” having time for face masks?Right? Her implying she will now *finally* have time for face masks and other basic blogger crap that constitutes her actual work - but that she still barely even manages to do - is too funny. I know it’s already been said but it’s just perfect. Like an actual parody of a millennial blogger.
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Did Poppy’s much needed ‘assistant’ write this? Sean? Inspiring and incredible are not adjectives I would use for Poppy. Ever.
I sometimes do wonder if poppy is a parody.Right? Her implying she will now *finally* have time for face masks and other basic blogger crap that constitutes her actual work - but that she still barely even manages to do - is too funny. I know it’s already been said but it’s just perfect. Like an actual parody of a millennial blogger.
I agree it is very difficult to believe she is living in the same world we are. The icing on the cake is that the girl you just described somehow managed to buy a 2/3 bedroom Victorian town house in good condition, which she then had work done to, in notoriously expensive Brighton, after just a few years of pretending to have a job. I wonder how much help they had. Poppy even earning enough to buy a toaster from her blog is completely baffling.I sometimes do wonder if poppy is a parody.
She's barely a blogger, the most blogging she does is making some basic recipe once every two months. Taking a few snaps from different angles once it's done (no prep shot or "action" shots) then dumping it on her site with two or three sentences that sound like an illiterate ten year old. Then she acts as if she's working hard spitting out affiliate links to earn her commission.
She's everything daily mail readers think bloggers are.
This is the girl that had an episode because she hadn't been doing a face mask every night and claimed to be overworked. She just drives from free lunch, to free nail job to free hair cut. The odd time she sits Infront of a laptop for half an hour I think she genuinely thinks she's got the most stressful and intense job in the world.
She's also got a miserable face like him tooPoppy reminds me a bit of Kim jong-un. In her "career" she's never really had to try hard, have her work reviewed or been challenged to improve and better herself.
Resulting in her churning out this dire content, while winning awards thanks to her connections and she genuinely thinks she's a hard worker.
Although she did make it blend in with the background, I doubt that wasn't on purpose.At least Poppy doesn’t hide her AD in the corner like Alfie does, if that counts for anything.