Poppy Deyes

[AfroCircus]

Crying at her taking a week holiday
I’m about to get a week off too - after nine weeks of teaching teenagers!

 

[Shellx]

Crying at her taking a week holiday
I’m about to get a week off too - after nine weeks of teaching teenagers!

I've got a whole year off... To look after my baby

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Getting someone to wash your car is the kind of thing poppy only has time for on a day off

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I hate this “all the” trend she insists on keeping in her content.

All the things
All the bull
All the SHUT UP

 

[Deepsigh2018]

Omg Poppy is cracking me up. She has less going on then Zoe and Alfie and they do f all, all day every day. Even people who are actually busy have time to have their car cleaned.

 

[Horatio]

Omg Poppy is cracking me up. She has less going on then Zoe and Alfie and they do f all, all day every day. Even people who are actually busy have time to have their car cleaned.

Right? Her implying she will now *finally* have time for face masks and other basic blogger crap that constitutes her actual work - but that she still barely even manages to do - is too funny. I know it’s already been said but it’s just perfect. Like an actual parody of a millennial blogger.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Right? Her implying she will now *finally* have time for face masks and other basic blogger crap that constitutes her actual work - but that she still barely even manages to do - is too funny. I know it’s already been said but it’s just perfect. Like an actual parody of a millennial blogger.

What’s funny is ... she does all this rit like skincare recommendations, make up or shopping hauls and OOTD balls for her blog or IGTV so who’s she kidding with “finally” having time for face masks?

Get over yourself you lazy lump of lard.

 

[thenomad]

Did Poppy’s much needed ‘assistant’ write this? Sean? Inspiring and incredible are not adjectives I would use for Poppy. Ever.

 

[Horatio]

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Did Poppy’s much needed ‘assistant’ write this? Sean? Inspiring and incredible are not adjectives I would use for Poppy. Ever.

Incredibly lazy, shallow and UN-inspiring perhaps...

 

[Horatio]

I sometimes do wonder if poppy is a parody.

She's barely a blogger, the most blogging she does is making some basic recipe once every two months. Taking a few snaps from different angles once it's done (no prep shot or "action" shots) then dumping it on her site with two or three sentences that sound like an illiterate ten year old. Then she acts as if she's working hard spitting out affiliate links to earn her commission.

She's everything daily mail readers think bloggers are.

This is the girl that had an episode because she hadn't been doing a face mask every night and claimed to be overworked. She just drives from free lunch, to free nail job to free hair cut. The odd time she sits Infront of a laptop for half an hour I think she genuinely thinks she's got the most stressful and intense job in the world.

I agree it is very difficult to believe she is living in the same world we are. The icing on the cake is that the girl you just described somehow managed to buy a 2/3 bedroom Victorian town house in good condition, which she then had work done to, in notoriously expensive Brighton, after just a few years of pretending to have a job. I wonder how much help they had. Poppy even earning enough to buy a toaster from her blog is completely baffling.

 

[Horatio]

Haha I was just looking at the blog too, truely every post is more jaw dropping than the last. Hilarious too, as the above cheese masterclass proves.

My favourite is ‘how to avoid feeling overwhelmed’, packed full of incredibly basic and unhelpful insights as you would imagine

And you then see ‘this blog post contains affiliate links’... so she just threw this faux crap caring stuff together to make cash....

Oh well maybe she will link to something really stylish or special ...

Ah.

 

[Alightened]

Poppy reminds me a bit of Kim jong-un. In her "career" she's never really had to try hard, have her work reviewed or been challenged to improve and better herself.

Resulting in her churning out this dire content, while winning awards thanks to her connections and she genuinely thinks she's a hard worker.

She's also got a miserable face like him too

 

[thenomad]

I thought G&T were her brother’s thing? Poppy will really do sponsorships with just about anyone. I guess the home mortgage, her office, and paying an assistant is really looming over her head since who knows what Sean actually does or if he even contributes financially.

At least Poppy doesn’t hide her AD in the corner like Alfie does, if that counts for anything.

 

[navybluewolf]

Her grammar and syntax make me throw up in my mouth.

 

[Oohthedrama]

I swear she’s an undercover blogger trying to get the inside scoop on the seedy blogging world.
like miss congeniality......no idea what she’s doing so shes faking it.

her legs look like she’s retaining a hell of a lot of water cut out the snacks poppy.

 

[blurstoftimes]

that bleeping hideous pink table cloth infuriates me

 

[LongishCat]

At least Poppy doesn’t hide her AD in the corner like Alfie does, if that counts for anything.

Although she did make it blend in with the background, I doubt that wasn't on purpose.

 

[thenomad]

Her grammar and syntax make me throw up in my mouth.

Hiya! What do you bladddy mean ya lush gorge gal? I think Poppy v much writes really blooming well. Soz!

Although she did make it blend in with the background, I doubt that wasn't on purpose.

Most likely. Although we can't rule out how lazy Poppy is in general and it could have been she simply forgot to hit the highlight again when she went to type AD back in. Lazy and sloppy presentation (w/ tons of grammatical error-- the more the merrier) in all her posts is her thing. Blogger of the year after all...