Who called the vitamins ad? 10 points for you 
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🫠it was so blindingly obviousWho called the vitamins ad? 10 points for you
She's no way an 18 in Primark. I used to have to buy an 18 in there when I was a size 14 
Was just about to say the same! If it fit her she would have showed us.She's no way an 18 in Primark. I used to have to buy an 18 in there when I was a size 14
Love how she’s going to somewhere really really special and is in primark but when she’s dicking about the house she’s in £80 tracksuits
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None. They are all awful!
Surely they aren’t serious suggestions?! And I’m hoping she’s going to wash/brush/sort her hair out?!
And her feet
don’t zoom in
And I’m hoping she’s going to wash/brush/sort her hair out?!And her feet
don’t zoom in
I'm gonna vote number 4, because there's barely any of her pasty skin showing. Those legs are a shocker!
She has the legs and feet of a corpse
1) the hair. Really?
2) is that what she thinks is curly hair?
3) why is her head/face just soooooo looooooooooooooong?
4) call it end of week tiredness but I almost feel sorry for her that this is what she thinks looks good? We all know she’d eat herself if she came with a side order of onion rings and a pint of mead but again, really? There’s just no shape to it, clings in all the wrong places and the placement of her necklace dare I say makes her look like she has a bump.
I suppose the fleck of glitter in the turd is that she’s wearing black shoes instead of the tan monstrosities? Maybe they’ve gone for a much overdue trip to Sal in a shoebox.
Have they invited smugnall to the brit awards thinking she is actually Mick 
I voted 2 - the Mr Tumble playsuit - cos Big Jim will hate it
Do any of those outfits scream somewhere special?? It's the same tit she'd wear to work. She's just put a bit of extra swan grease in her hair for the occasion
same!I voted 2 - the Mr Tumble playsuit - cos Big Jim will hate it
I was thinking ‘Jim will bleeping hate that - vote!’ 
Its so special she's sneaking in her own alcohol
Wtf is going on with her hair? I thought she was wearing a fascinator
I hope they have security at the door for bag searches.
Feebs from the Tudor era isn’t used to modern currency.