Pheobe Court #10 Chickens, mansions, spas and more; I like to pretend to help the poor

[ChubClubThug]

I just had a look at that! What's so special about them to spend £30 on 2 cake toppers?!

I've seen loads of Etsy that are lush and cost a fair bit, but no way would I spend that amount when they'd likely end up in the bin

 

[Beanpop442]

I literally almost choked to death on my tea reading that hearse comment....take a bloody bow @ChubClubThug you genius

I’ve not stopped laughing for a good hour, honestly the best thing I have ever read on the internet bravo @ChubClubThug

 

[Esbeepea]

I’ve not stopped laughing for a good hour, honestly the best thing I have ever read on the internet bravo @ChubClubThug

Where can I see this? Cant see it on the wiki page..?

 

[Holycow]

I’ve not stopped laughing for a good hour, honestly the best thing I have ever read on the internet bravo @ChubClubThug

I am DECEASED and need a hearse myself after popping on over and reading that wiki

 

[McMoany]

Why didn’t she just leave the dress on? It suited her! She always chooses something that makes her look like a condom full of bolognese.

Jesus Christ. What a description. I enjoy your mind

 

[ThiccccSkin]

She also looks better 8 hours after giving birth than she does now still looks smug af tho.

I came here to say that but thought I reckon someone has well mentioned it already

 

[swipe_up]

Forgot this gem from earlier
You’re welcome lads

 

[bbvf]

That T. rex top looks like she borrowed it from the youngest. All for a quirky top and dressing but my god - it just comes across as desperate.
STOP DRESSING LIKE A TODDLER.

 

[Awkwardmam]

She also looks better 8 hours after giving birth than she does now still looks smug af tho.

Can’t believe that’s only 4 years ago! She is slim and looks 10 years younger.

 

[Sparkle87]

Sorry to sound a witch but why spend 30 odd quid on fancy cake toppers to put on that tit looking cake

 

[arbucklefattyesquire]

The trousers….the crack….the irritating c**t

it’s too much

 

[ChubClubThug]

I thought that grill place they went to was her own garden at first same massive grounds and adventure play park

 

[Mum123]

I thought that grill place they went to was her own garden at first same massive grounds and adventure play park

Came here to say the same thought they were just having tea outside

 

[MissSwizz]

I thought that grill place they went to was her own garden at first same massive grounds and adventure play park

I thought mum-of-the-year had just spruced it up a bit for vehicle’s birthday.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I thought mum-of-the-year had just spruced it up a bit for vehicle’s birthday.

She put an extra hanging basket out for the occasion and they had 7 potatoes each instead of the usual 6

 

[bbvf]

That family photo she posted genuinely looks as if she’s holding them hostage.

 

[pancakemaker]

She looks huge in it though as she looks all boob, tummy, hips and smug but maybe that's just fees.
Can't help thinking it's more her birthday than V's
Also so true they all look fed up and miserable in that photo while she poses on her hypnobirthing anniversary.

That bleeping skirt she’s just put on with the black vest top.... awful. She looks like a bloody granny. The dress from Next is nice though!

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Yes the photos she has posted are more about her. Eg she has posted the cake toppers, the balloon arch, rather than any photos of Vesper with her presents!

 

[bbvf]

Yes the photos she has posted are more about her. Eg she has posted the cake toppers, the balloon arch, rather than any photos of Vesper with her presents!

Don’t forget she was doing the whole “overworked mum” bit so her presents weren’t arriving until yesterday. So wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t get any.

 

[Esbeepea]

That nose ring can't be comfortable. It's slowly being eaten by her face.