Pep Guardiola #2 Cityzen, Legend, DILF

[strawberrysunshine_x]

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Love how daddy pep is like fuck those awful jeans I’ll wear some other trousers

I miss his green cargo trousers from the summer
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Woooo

It's game day baby let's go lads

wooohooo I’m excited. Gonna get some snacks later for it. My day is already off to a good start. I’ve got 40 hours of leave extra to use thanks to bank Holidays this year and last.Wowww

 

[Just Drive]

Look at the heel

The shoes they wear with the Dsquared outfits are SO clunky. Stones looks 7 feet tall in his.

Dressed like a magician and I don't even hate it.

He looks like a villain preparing to send his bumblebee minions into the world to wreak havoc.

 

[olivia321]

That was stress. I think I’ve aged 10 years

I hope you and your family have a lovely day @futbolista

@Just Drive @Donald23 @Gossgossgoss9888 @Miss Sally @strawberrysunshine_x @futbolista

Wednesday is massive, we’re going to win the league no doubts about it

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Pep Guardiola #3 The king of banter, wit and passion, impeccable tactics and touchline fashion

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I’ve had a crush on/admiration for Pep for many years now, never felt so understood Also I have a soft spot for Grealish because I also fancy him (superficial I know) and my grandparents live in the same area he’s from.

Also fuck Arsenal! Love it here!

One of us! One of us!

Settle in and be welcome.

 

[olivia321]

I don’t know how any of you can tolerate Sasha’s GRWM I’d rather throw myself in a crocodile swamp

Fuck the rain we’re having here today, I look like I’ve been dragged through a puddle on my lunch

 

[Just Drive]

You will enjoy Burnley, my son.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Why does pep never make changes. It’s one of the only things that bugs me about him . Fresh legs needed

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Twitters pointed out that KDB isn’t in the group photo

Is that not his little head behind Laporte?

Apologies if it isn't. I am mildly face-blind.

 

[Miss Sally]

It says in the newspaper today the players had 2 days off after Madrid game and Pep went home to family instead of coming to Manchester with the team. that

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

is this Haalands first telling off

 

[olivia321]

What a fantastic win 🩵 The league is staying at home it’s ours again

Wednesday is where the mindset is at now

Can’t believe how quick we’ve flown through this thread, everything from Pep, City and Cookies and everything else in between 🩵🩵

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I feel like maybe sasha avoids talking about jack bc people can be quite abusive when you have big accounts. Especially being a wag. people can be pretty cruel.

I feel like KDB def has some personal stuff going on. I really hope him and the family are ok.

I didn’t know this about KDB - this was when he was at Wolfsburg. I know about his family and foster parents but not losing his close friend from Wolfsburg. He’s really had to endure some really hard things. I love Kev.




Also pep is basically a meme generator

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Oh this breaks my heart.

I always remember that video of him talking about the foster parents who didn't want him back poor kev. He's loved now

 

[olivia321]

Does anyone remember when Taylor Ward was seeing Aguero and he binned her off and she got with Mahrez… I feel like that slipped under the scandalous radar.

 

[Just Drive]

Proud dad.

 

[futbolista]

I saw a tik tok of three blonde wags. I don’t know who they are!!!! Said they were City wags I’ll try find it. I didn’t recognise them. But it is quick
I feel like sash is on her own a lot lately!?

oh sorry it’s two blonde gals. With Sara. I don’t know who they are tho im not up to date with wags nowadays apart from one or two

Ha Taylor and her friends plus Sara
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This made me emosh. i love this team.

 

[CheekyVimto99]

This it’s like he had pre season bloat
They all look like mums told them to pose for a photo before going to a disco
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Bernardo’s going to be wearing the sandals on his wedding day

I remember a player ( can't remember who tho) tagged Birkenstock in a tweet in the hope they would send bernardo some new ones

 

[Donald23]

Superficial, certainly not! If you didn’t know, there’s a Jack thread which you may love: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-grealish-101-when-you-tug-on-his-pony-it-gets-him-all-groany.38277/

Be warned it can get strange in jacks thread

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m gonna say it gals. I’m gonna say it

WERE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

Theo of all people

 

[futbolista]

we have got Guardiola