Peaches Geldof #2

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“Ecstatically bumming”

This thread had me in bits earlier ,the rimming stuff was hilarious , particularly the suggestion of starting a thread for it
 
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Sorry to drag the thread back OT, but wanted to answer this one. Your bf isn’t guaranteed to get oral thrush if he gives you oral sex when you have vaginal/vulval thrush but it certainly is a risk. Plus, his saliva can temporarily change the pH of your vulva/vagina, making it less acidic and more hospitable to the thrush yeast already there, thus perpetuating your existing infection. Honestly, it’s best to hold off any sexual contact involving your vulva until you are clear
 
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Not to start the bumming and rimming again but…

thank you, I didn’t realise that was illegal until relatively recently. This article refers to Paula’s famous quote:https://m.independent.ie/woman/celeb-news/the-passions-of-paula-yates-26332697.html

She said the first time they had sex they did six things she firmly believed were illegal. One of which involved oysters. The mind boggles! Although I seem to recall Gerry’s book helpfully fills in some of the details about how they used oysters as sex toys. Pretty sure all six of their acts weren’t illegal though.
 
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I shall warn Mr Merton should the occasion ever arise that he gets hungry for some curd, thank you Nurse Mongoose. Fortunately though I haven't had thrush for years, waheyyyyyyy. Oi, oi, get here Mr Merton, it's tea time!
 
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Brings a whole new meaning to fishy fanny
 
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probably how the infection started
 
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Yet in that article, the tragedy of Peaches’s demise is laid out before the reader.
Knowing now that all her early acclaim, achievements & celebrity were underpinned by routine non-prescription drug use as self medication & her earnest & spirited need for the fulfilment of motherhood, or it could be argued performative motherhood learned from PY, was draped over shaky tottering foundations - it is very sad.
 
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……….poppers were def used in the rave years but most def for sniffing only…….well in my experience anyway
 
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We need a tattle "up the arse corner" like they have in Viz

I love "I need you Tonight" by Inxs.
The interesting thing about Hutchene is that even after he broke their hearts, Kylie and Helena Christensen didnt say a bad word about him and still mourn him to this day apparently. Which makes me want to believe he was a decent chap.
 
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……….poppers were def used in the rave years but most def for sniffing only…….well in my experience anyway
Same here tbf... Still have the odd dabble from time to time. One rave a year is plenty for me these days.
 
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Not to start the bumming and rimming again
This made me laugh so much I woke the baby, who I’m trying to put down to sleep

This is so well put. If you’re not already a writer, you should become one.
 
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to be fair, I can’t remember the details and I’m not going to look! The oyster was slid over her body but I can’t recall its proximity to her fanny
Think he put in her fandango with his tongue and then sucked it out again. It was a while ago I read the book though lol
 
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