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[Airdrumswhilesheruns]

No more close ups of your crusty lips please Evan

 

[telltaletitt]

What an absolute bellend I just noticed he’s put #new under the car post new realllyyy Evan Like seven year old new ? That kinda new ? and that fkin fake ass Hermes throw think he’s fkin shaved sally on it imagine putting that on a grid post time to order another from eBay you fkin muppet this guy is the gift that keeps on giving you can tell the other home accounts that he’s jealous of because he never likes their stuff or comments and their houses are a million miles nicer than his

 

[instasham13]

I've bought from Le Cake Pop before also and they seem like really lovely girls. I do have a new rule though and it's any business who gifts these greedy 'influncers' won't be getting my business. Evan is everything that is wrong with the world imo. He's a rid neck!!! Also why is he acting like he's renovating a house. He's throwing some free paint around and calling it a reno. Correction other people are doing the graft and he's fannnying about looking at himself in the mirror.

 

[crjo]

Mind his giveaway ? Funny how both people are his pals

 

[Cocoboo]

Aye giving him all the attention before dragging him to Harvey nics to spend some more of his money probs!
Oh and now he thinks he’ll change his brand new tele coz he’s not sure of the silver frame anymore agains the black tiles...Is he for real?! One of them is clearly shitting money!!

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

The fake drama over packing some clothes is pathetic and he so got someone he knows to write that fake message...... hard worker boys been furloughed for a year!!

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

No idea why at the age of 22 he is getting his vaccine tomorrow, he wasnt sheilding ( done the exact opposite), is not a key worker and has never mentioned any serious health conditions? I know people in their 40’s and 50’s who havent had it yet!

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Fuck me, what is this asshat wittering on about now? Tagging #reno #selfbuild What an absolute clown Evan, hen, you’ve put down 2 free carpets (but inexplicably no floor coverings in the main parts of your house ) taken down some plasterboard walls with a claw hammer and painted a couple of doors I don’t think Kevin McCloud’s gonna be at your door any time soon His poor partner in from a hard days’ graft & having to install that (and words almost fail me here) absolute monstrosity of a light fitting He keeps banging on about the insta reality of living in a “building site” Hardly! You keep punting your lumis, auld fridges & second hand plastic orchids and keep saving hard - you might have enough for an actual renovation one day

Did anyone else notice in today’s story that his full address and mobile number was on the parcel in the garage?

At least now we know the exact location of where good taste goes to die

Hanging a chandelier with lots of dangly bits when there’s still work going on is madness! It’ll be covered in dust!
Also £2.45 pork belly is the least appealing food on the planet

£2.45 Aldi pork Follow Evan for more aspirational lifestyle tips

 

[Sparklymama]

Ryan getting lots of attention today having his pic taken - boy wonder must have something new he wants bought

 

[Stealingstyle]

I mean calling you a grass and correct grammer...... what are they 14? Is that really their best come back

Ha ha yes it is like a 14 yr old come back. Next he'll be saying he's going to get his dad to batter my dad.

Think this is definitely him. If you check his messages he only comments on this thread and no others. If he was a fellow tattler he would be having a conversation or discussion not coming back with quick unplanned words. Correcting the spelling when again he didn't even get it right.

Evan take your disgusting naff marble wall and your matching equally crass new lamp and lose yourself

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

View attachment 564214ok thenpretty sure that’s a full on tummy tuck before and after

Are these cunts using lumi spa’s on their belly now?

 

[Cocoboo]

Empressed.
I am done.

 

[Stealingstyle]

Yeh and he's over exaggerated the amount of threads...he's no that famous

 

[onforanosey1]

does anyone else think these bifolds are going to look ridiculous on that teeny wall?

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

The fact he’s now part of the pyramid scheme that is Lumi shows he’s getting desperate

Cant be that rich or he wouldnt need to push pyramid scheme toot!

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

They are too much. Shame.

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

That gurn is very unfortunate....is he on something?!

Did you ever see vicky pattinson on masterchef her jaw was swinging like nobody’s business

Its uncanny

 

[Sparklymama]

The insta pic outside the Ivy - what a state of the 2 of them

 

[Airdrumswhilesheruns]

A private dog walking bit for residents this guy has delusions of grandeur.

private dog walking area. I’ve heard it all now. It’s just a fucking path.

 

[Cocoboo]

Is his house in Larkhall? Anyone else get the vibe that he's not actually in a relationship with his partner and he's now just the decorator /handy person.

Yeah Ashgill

Yes! The poor guy works his arse off and is probably bled dry by him! It’s a very odd pairing in my opinion, they are like chalk and cheese!