A carpark? By the sounds of it the perv may have taken you to the local dogging spotMet up with a guy i had spent two month talking to online seemed such a lovely genuine guy.We were meeting in a car park to go for a little walk. We never got so far as the walk as i stepped out of my car he approached me and asked if he could ‘lick my nipple’. Safe to say i told him where to go and stepped straight back in my car and sped off back home. Never had such a what the hell has just happened moment lol!
How did you get to go on a date with a nurse? I mean of course it goes on behind closed doors. Like people having relationships with police and so on but I thought you could get in such shit for seeing a patient as a doctor or nurse.I once went on a date with a nurse, he seemed lovely , I met him when I gave blood. I was pretty much having my cake and eating after a 5 year relationship . Anyway we all know men look good in uniform .... well fck me he turned up looking like Del Boy and I’m not kidding I made my excuses and left our date early in tears ... tears of boredom . When people say bored to tears I now know exactly what they mean.
It was about 20 years ago & I didn't have a phone (no swapping numbers), agreed to meet at a pub. It wasn't like I was a patient. I gave blood & never saw him again.How did you get to go on a date with a nurse? I mean of course it goes on behind closed doors. Like people having relationships with police and so on but I thought you could get in such shit for seeing a patient as a doctor or nurse.
Straight from being ignored 5 times to ‘we could have sex’When someone is so socially unaware they take you correcting their spelling as flirting...
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Sometimes I wonder if i'm insane for turning down such a wonderful offer....how could any woman resist?!Straight from being ignored 5 times to ‘we could have sex’
Jesus Christ man, I am dreading if I ever have to date again I think I’d rather be celibate
Reading this thread I go from ‘There is no adequate emoji’ to ‘Who does this?’I met up with one guy who seemed nice enough, but he was a medium (still is, I think) and would spend time in some kind of "manifestation cabinet". What really put me off him, though, was the fact that he carried a baton in his car.
OH MY GOD, THIS HAD ME IN STITCHES!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Please do post more!!When someone is so socially unaware they take you correcting their spelling as flirting...
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Sometimes they don't want me because i'm too 'full on'. I'm struggling to console myselfOH MY GOD, THIS HAD ME IN STITCHES!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Please do post more!!
Love this oneSometimes they don't want me because i'm too 'full on'. I'm struggling to console myself
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ACTUALLY DEAD. [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] These are totally making my day!! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Sometimes they don't want me because i'm too 'full on'. I'm struggling to console myself
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Love thisdont miss this at all, all the unsolicited dick picks from men trying get their freak on whilst their wives are at Zumba *shudder* and then tell you that your are a frigid lesbian when you knock them back.
I met a guy once. I had no interest in him at all, he had a face like a bag of spanners, 5 ft 6 (at a push) and a pain in the arse messaging me. However he never got weird on the messages so eventually met him after work one night. He had sussed i was pretty shy, so when he spotted me he decided to serenade me. Very loudly. At manchester piccadilly train station. At rush hour. He was at the top of the escalator i was at the exit. I died. He then waltzed me around the exit to the metrolink. I double died.
8 years later we are still together. He is still tiny, with a face like a bag of spanners. But he makes me roar with laughter every day and he is, quite honestly, the best thing that ever happened to me. Dont give up single ladies, there are some that are not head cases/criminals/perverts.
'Face like a bag of spanners' is now going to be my go-to insult, thank you!dont miss this at all, all the unsolicited dick picks from men trying get their freak on whilst their wives are at Zumba *shudder* and then tell you that your are a frigid lesbian when you knock them back.
I met a guy once. I had no interest in him at all, he had a face like a bag of spanners, 5 ft 6 (at a push) and a pain in the arse messaging me. However he never got weird on the messages so eventually met him after work one night. He had sussed i was pretty shy, so when he spotted me he decided to serenade me. Very loudly. At manchester piccadilly train station. At rush hour. He was at the top of the escalator i was at the exit. I died. He then waltzed me around the exit to the metrolink. I double died.
8 years later we are still together. He is still tiny, with a face like a bag of spanners. But he makes me roar with laughter every day and he is, quite honestly, the best thing that ever happened to me. Dont give up single ladies, there are some that are not head cases/criminals/perverts.
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