NZ Influencers #57

[shh77]

Flappy Birth Bingo Card

Kid named after a car
eArTh Side
Heart set on a natural birth
Emergency cesarean
ViLLaGe
“You’re my rock”
Perfect child
Saying I won’t be sharing his face, proceeds to show his face

 

[magnoliab*tchin]

Oh look, there goes Ellie buying more useless crap.

 

[HohipPanda]

So I was at a beach today and spotted a little boy climbing the rocks toward me. I was trying to realise how I recognised him so was probably staring weirdly at him for some time before I saw his little scar on his cheek and realised it was Frankie from LFYD's. He wasn't with his dad's but with some friends.. I found it so weird that I knew everything about this random kid on a beach far from my home, imagine if I was some creepy person who wanted to steal him!

 

[Bluntastitganache]

MARIA since you are in here or "someone you know" is
We have some questions

Me first

1. Pictures of (the kids learning to mow the lawn from Phil) or it didn't happen ...
2. Question when are you going to get a proper job?

 

[purplestar01]

EMcults EMbassy escape 25 EMculters on a boat.

I wonder if her cult mEMbers had to pay for EMcults portion. I hope they don’t have to see her walking around in her undies for real life.
Former EMcult member, (back when she lived in Hamilton) but I went to one of her meet ups and that was enough for me, it was really awkward and she was rather up herself. And it basically was a catch up with her mates and a few others that knew no one else. She was only interested in talking to her mates

 

[spiderqueens]

So I was at a beach today and spotted a little boy climbing the rocks toward me. I was trying to realise how I recognised him so was probably staring weirdly at him for some time before I saw his little scar on his cheek and realised it was Frankie from LFYD's. He wasn't with his dad's but with some friends.. I found it so weird that I knew everything about this random kid on a beach far from my home, imagine if I was some creepy person who wanted to steal him!

Anyone remember Terrance Traynor who abducted Donna Halls baby for a was it a million dollars? Damn scary how much we all know about some of these kids

 

[askmeanythingbutalsodon't]

WHO CALLED IT ON EDNA'S BABY NAME. I swear to god somewhere here said he'd be called astyn

 

[spiderqueens]

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WHO CALLED IT ON EDNA'S BABY NAME. I swear to god somewhere here said he'd be called astyn

Here we go!!!

 

[SoDevine]

Let the fun times begin ...
First drama dry, sore nipples

Wait till she realizes her plan to go back to work in 2 weeks won't be happening. Not to mention all that work trying to prevent stretch marks just to get a C section anyway. In all seriousness though. I hope she realizes it's ridiculous to think you can go back to work so soon after and actually rests and recovers properly. Sounds just like my birth and it took me almost 3 months to be to get around easily and mostly pain free.

 

[mysteryuser123]

Oh look, there goes Ellie buying more useless crap.

I went and watched it, wowwwwww SO MUCH CRAP.
She serious seems to have a spending problem.

 

[welcomewelcome]

MFM having a tanty. Just stop reading here then?

what about the below sub par dinners and toddler lunchboxes

 

[prettylittleinfluencer]

Baby Astyn Stephen is earthside after an emergency csection. No flaps shredded

I think flaps were shredded because she says they tried an extraction but it failed so went to the sunroof. Sounds like a pretty terrible delivery if it all went down like that.
Also, who called that he’d be named Aston? I’m sure I read that prediction here (or on the bougee thread).
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Here we go!!!
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Haha there it is!! What a great prediction

 

[vintagevinyl]

mfm can you please address the carrot situation and portion situation? We are interested to hear your justification on that

"How dare you question us when you don't know anything about us. The kids actually prefer their carrots unpeeled, in basic meals with no sauce or flavour or substance so as long as they're happy I'm happy" {{{Kids have no idea other kids actually get proper meals and leave the table full because they think this is all normal}}}

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Oh look, there goes Ellie buying more useless crap.

Oof she’s getting reamed in the comments

 

[shh77]

Wait till she realizes her plan to go back to work in 2 weeks won't be happening. Not to mention all that work trying to prevent stretch marks just to get a C section anyway. In all seriousness though. I hope she realizes it's ridiculous to think you can go back to work so soon after and actually rests and recovers properly. Sounds just like my birth and it took me almost 3 months to be to get around easily and mostly pain free.

Cue her back at work on Monday with bebe Astyn in the capsule under the desk!

 

[AiNZLife]

Who is kazia?

Woopsie Apologies that is my daughters name .

when I type it auto corrects itself her name is Kasia

 

[MariaFromMangere]

Poor cold legs... If you need socks and woollens, cover up the legs too flaps!

 

[littlekiwi]

Is she having a Simone moment forgetting how old she is

 

[ihateliars]

I think flaps were shredded because she says they tried an extraction but it failed so went to the sunroof. Sounds like a pretty terrible delivery if it all went down like that.
Also, who called that he’d be named Aston? I’m sure I read that prediction here (or on the bougee thread).
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Here we go!!!

Haha there it is!! What a great prediction
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Pretty sure we knew that the whole birth was going to be DRAMATIC and award winning debut. How long will it take for the family to make it in NZ Woman’s Day
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Is she having a Simone moment forgetting how old she is

Wear happy tears? Fark she’s thick

 

[#myownbusiness]

Is she having a Simone moment forgetting how old she is

And her middle name? No way it's "France's"