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All makes sense, nobody wants to run the risk of wedding crashers. We'll have to wait for the OK spread xx
 
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C'mon Cat. You need to block and delete her surely. #hypocrite
Looks like her BFF MP didn't get the memo about not sharing So Smug Now's location Surely she should get blocked too?!?! MP is also sharing a picture of one of Cat's daughters face surely that shouldn't be for her to do either...

How SAD that her so called "friends" are her Instagram agent and another Insta hun?!?! With her fake hair, fake nails, fake friendships, fake alcoholism, fake ADHD... she has no real friends IRL at all...Looks like she has renewed her vows with MP rather than her own husband which only a few months back she was still calling S*** face in one of her story to all her followers to see including poor old Jimmy...

Glad to see that despite your ADHD you managed to organised the renewal of your wedding vows and also didn't not forget to show up to it Cat Enjoy all the celebratory champagne you are drinking too Cat

All makes sense, nobody wants to run the risk of wedding crashers. We'll have to wait for the OK spread xx
No xx Sorry but the OK spread will have to wait as they are already busy covering the vows' renewals from Rochelle and Marvin in Lake Como (not quite West Wittering but surely the Italian Hamptons? ). Funnily enough Cat is wearing the exact same manicure as Rochelle Could Cat be trying harder at being a A-lister if she tried?

Looks like her agent Bonnie didn't get the memo either by the looks of it Shouldn't you block her too Cat?
 

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I wonder what Jimmy sees in her, purely because they don’t seem like they have much in common. I really like him, and I don’t see how they are compatible. I’ve seen him play at George Ezra concerts and he is seriously talented. They seem so mis matched.
 
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It is definitely not because they are renewing their vows (for the Gram) that these two will be together forever...I am sure he will find soon enough someone who actually treats him with all the respect that he so deserves.
 
How funny that she’s chosen to have her vow renewal (big white dress, bouquet of flowers and all) on the same day as the wedding of another well-known instahun - Carla Freeman. Did she not get an invite or something?

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be raging if a guest at my surprise vow renewal ceremony blabbed it all over her insta stories before I’d had the chance to announce it, especially when it looked like a fairly small and intimate do. How totally crass and inappropriate of Mother Pukka. Is nothing private any more?
 
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Genuinely there’s something a bit Mean Girl about posting so many photos of what’s supposedly an intimate celebration- OR - as the insta huns see it - THEIR HARD EARNED CONTENT. Same with Emma Nicolet posting a reel of Carla’s wedding before she got to do anything herself. It’s really tacky. Goes to show you are what you hang with!
 
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True friendships right there (not!)
Definitely looked like the party of the year (not!) George Ezra was there too playing music (not!) The "band" should have updated the lyrics to she is a snacks eater...

Again MP has no shame showing other people little girls over on Instagram (and probably without the parents consent?!) when she is being so precious herself about not exposing her own kids...What an hypocrite she is...Cat is so lucky to have her as her best friend, she definitely has Cat's best interests at heart (not!)

When your so called friend Instagram agent plasters your perfect day content in a reel before you even have a chance to announce it yourself ...
 

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I found it too and it says it has 5 bedrooms. If this is the case why did she need to turn her studio into a bedroom for her daughter
 
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Will she mention that she's got a glass of champagne in her hand, or will she say its alcohol free?
 
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Just posting that here Cat if you need inspo for your next Instagram post
 

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I have no idea who Carla Freeman is, she describes herself as a “mama” and is represented by mumfluencer () agency though, which doesn’t endear me to her. But FGS, sharing photos of a bride ahead of them - that’s really not on. Once they share the photos that’s the for you to go ahead. Not before.

Smugcat and MP are very tight aren’t they. You know what they say, keep your friends close…
 
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Bonnie has a face like a slapped arse.
 
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After a whole day of being offline, Cat is finally back with the biggest news ever (not!) Thanks to her BFF Mother Pukka and Bonnie ruining it for her and...an #AD obviously She is SO fake and tacky seriously

As for your long nap today Cat, it must be all that champagne you have been drinking
 

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Oh dear.

What a load of fake bullshit. I almost feel sorry for her.

You know what, if you had genuinely had a hard time as a couple, why not do something like that in private. Take the kids, go off on a nice break and do it all on your own.

There would be no need to have fake mates there who would plaster it all on SM. MP is as fake as they come. She wouldn’t do anything unless she could post about it.

People like cat honestly think their followers care about them. No one would give a shit if she went away for a week and didn’t post.

Who the hell does she think she is? It’s maddening.

And fwiw, her husband seems like a good guy. All she does is moan about her children. It seems like when he’s not working, he’s stuck in there bringing them up and is a good parent.
 
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New So Smug Now reel alert Could she be more smug if she tried?! Now I am sure Bonnie trolled Cat because she had to buy her heavy flow tampons and cigarettes as an emergency on the day
Cat is nothing private to you anymore? NOBODY cares that you had your periods on the day you renewed your wedding vows
 

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