Niomi Smart #74 Thank you for your beautiful message and your support

2024 wishes for Niomi:

  • Break up with Lordon and move back to London

    Votes: 229 82.7%

  • Get married to Lordon and have a baby with him

    Votes: 48 17.3%
  • Total voters
    277
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LolitaBlah

Dears shadows of the dark, 2023 wasn't an easy year for us on this thread. It went from ugly to uglier to shitty to OMFG what did I just see! Let's review last year in numbers:
- 18 threads
- more than 18200 comments
- 16 youtube videos
- 1 new boyfriend
- 1 new engagement
- 1 new personality transplant
- 1 lost best friend
- 1 visa overstay (or 2?)
- 1 failed business (smart skin)
- 1 failed podcast
- Mamma Bahhhhli
- Pahhhfectly happyyyy
and... Kundalini, IV drips, crystals, rice growing, talking to trees, trees talking back, cocoa ceremonies, lingerie parties, feathers, Lordon's penis, Lordon's penis worshipping, shadows of the Dark.... it's never ending.

The last thing we have heard of her was that she is back to being 12 years old and she is making a vision board for 2024. So I thought why not make one for us too? So ladies and gentlemen, here is our pahfect vision board for Nimbobs 2024:




Happy new year to all of you my friends , you are one of the best communities on this site. We went through break ups, losing pets, losing jobs, having new jobs, weddings, babies and more together! You guys are the only reason I still come to this thread.

Thread title by Nimbobs herself!!! (Thank you @julixx!)
And I'm still blaming all of this on Joey Oh moon!
 
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meowmeowmeow3030!!

Amazing summary love this thankyou! 🫶
 
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janedowe

This is the greatest recap on Tattle. Thank you and kudos (or should that be kundalini?) to you!
 
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ElenaK

Thank you as always, @LolitaBlah!
Now, of course my wish is for Nimi to dump Lordon, but, since that is highly unlikely in the foreseeable future, I'm going to enjoy the company of the Shadows, while we collectively cringe at these two morons. I just hope they don't go ahead and make a baby any time soon!
Adding more of Niomi's magnificent vision and plans!

 
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Jelly Bean

Looks like her goals for 2024 are to continue being utterly selfish and self obsessed then.
Wonder what their immediate plans are? Return to the dreaded Dublin? Or maybe reward themselves with a little holiday somewhere warm, to 'rest'.
 
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ElenaK

Looking at that pic, the way she's seeing herself, 2022- dormant goddess, 2023- opening up, Kundalini awakens, 2024- full ascension and exploding into a million bright suns, flower petals and farts? Go figure!
 
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formerly_sitkx

ElenaK said:
Looking at that pic, the way she's seeing herself, 2022- dormant goddess, 2023- opening up, Kundalini awakens, 2024- full ascension and exploding into a million bright suns, flower petals and farts? Go figure!
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That made me laugh out loud she is soooo corny for what?

also, @LolitaBlah I love you for everything you do 🩷 if you ever stop signing the thread recaps with “oh moon!” I will have to delete tattle
 
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Callan

Yeah if it wasn't for you guys I don't think I could look at her content at all, it's so mind bogglingly bonkers and it's only getting worse.



And what is her soul asking for? Genuinely curious.
 
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mg95

the creepy photo lordon posted of niomi sleeping on him is funny to me because niomi used to do this to joe all the time. maybe 2024 really is the year of karma
 
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Coldfeet

Trying to help poor Dimbobs

-lost soul- where's that wretched path??
-bare one's soul ( or ar*e cheeks)
-sell one's soul to the devil- ooops- already done!
-pour one's heart/soul out- along with sacred cacao.
-sensitive soul- beware dem shadows !!
 
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Callan

She always makes such a huge licherally beauchifl deal out of everything, the sun, the moon, potatoes, working hard, being soo busy...


^ looks kinda dreamy tho
 
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Nitfey

Oh my @LolitaBlah, the grandiose light of shadows, the summary is just pure GENIUS thank you for your recap comment and support you have been blessed with awakened kundalini in 2024 50 feathers for you!
Ps: also this ....so beautchiful, it touched deeply my soul, like a hug from universe🥲
The attention to details I can't
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How I see it:
People for new year: new job, improving myself, my career, My relationships, health...etc
Niomememe : how to change myself into a potpourri
 
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TheGlossy

Love the vision board in the recap.

I can’t stop laughing at Forky’s face. He definitely needs a come back.
 
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CallItAsItIs

I would take this actually productive mood board in a heartbeat. Nimbobs’ is so uninspired that it should be called a ‘mood BORED,’ it’s sad and dull.
 
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LaraQ

Despite him being a total idiot,I would take Forky over Lordon allll day long.
 
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Callan

LaraQ said:
Despite him being a total idiot,I would take Forky over Lordon allll day long.
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So this pile of doodoo is little better than that pile of doodoo over there? That said Forky would never make it in a cult, he would be too busy critiquing everyone and trying to get them to do some sit ups and possibly give up whatever diet they are on.
 
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