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getawaywithit
VIP Member
Omg… mentioning the tour guide’s calorie count from looking for them... Bradley is deranged and the worst thing that could’ve happened to Niomi.
pipinGO
Member
Long time lurker here...
had to make an account when I saw they were coming to Mauritius.
Utterly ashamed that they received a weeklong freebie from one of our local businesses. Forky and Nimidiot are two of the least deserving people.
Forky says it’s slightly cloudy
Umm WE JUST HAD A MAJOR LEVEL 4 STORM ON TUESDAY WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY!!!! People died, homes left without power and running water for more than a day!
Side note: another storm (name: Cliff) is on ots way to the island. I dread to think what disaster it will cause.
But if it can WRECK their ‘woe is me i need a break’ holiday then THANK YOU GOD 
Sorry for double post. Couldnt edit first one
had to make an account when I saw they were coming to Mauritius.
Utterly ashamed that they received a weeklong freebie from one of our local businesses. Forky and Nimidiot are two of the least deserving people.
Forky says it’s slightly cloudy
Umm WE JUST HAD A MAJOR LEVEL 4 STORM ON TUESDAY WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY!!!! People died, homes left without power and running water for more than a day!
Side note: another storm (name: Cliff) is on ots way to the island. I dread to think what disaster it will cause.
But if it can WRECK their ‘woe is me i need a break’ holiday then THANK YOU GOD Sorry for double post. Couldnt edit first one
sydneybarrett
Well-known member
Females, what do you think is the cringiest thing we'll be getting out of this trip?
I think part 2 of this is long overdue:
I think part 2 of this is long overdue:
EGuyUK
Chatty Member
This has really upset me, probably more than it should have done. So privileged, what a massive waste of resources for the truly sustainable queen. Why on earth would you keep filming and taking photos? F**k off. 
Since when do you go on a hike in shorts, trainers and a bikini?
She hasn't changed, she won't change, she never will.
Since when do you go on a hike in shorts, trainers and a bikini?
She hasn't changed, she won't change, she never will.
meowmeowmeow3030!!
Chatty Member
Wtf?! Now I’m convinced the tour guide f*cked them off
sydneybarrett
Well-known member
These two idiots are sharing one book between them and the book is called Manifest. Says it all.
Remember when she kept posting about reading Shantaram, and by reading I mean using the book as a prop:
Remember when she kept posting about reading Shantaram, and by reading I mean using the book as a prop:
irvinelane
VIP Member
So, this happened last night.
Then this.
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH HIM? Filming while she’s getting undressed? And filming the scene where he’s helping her to get undressed?
Then this.
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH HIM? Filming while she’s getting undressed? And filming the scene where he’s helping her to get undressed?
Swipeupyouguys
VIP Member
All the photos of her with Joe, sorry Joeyyyyy she just radiates out smugness. I reckon we could see her aura of smug from space.
I do think her current look and attitude with Fork are more of the real her, the photos that have been uploaded of when she was with Marcus seem more like this Niomi too. All very long hair that is bleached to it's limit, revealing, flirty clothing and the constant socialising with a drink in hand. (Also she is clearly eating fish at the resort isn't she?) Now, the woman she was with Joe - or who she showed her auidence she was then - that was all an act. I believe she was so enthralled by him and how attractive she found him (salivating over a photo of him when Charlotte went on a date with him) that she began to act in a way she thought he would like and then the whole thing snowballed.
With the fork she seems to be reverting to her true nature, this may be unpopular but I think they are very well suited. I might go out on a limb and say I wouldn't be shocked if she had an accidental / oopsy pregnancy by this time next year, but probably no wedding for at least five. They'll move into a larger rented house in London so he can keep his clients and she'll have the shed as an air bnb. Mummy wellness guides will follow, getting back your pelvic floor with my workout guide available on the getitdone app. My green juice meal replacement guide for breastfeeding, all on the app etc.
oshare
VIP Member
I think one of the worst things about this all is that Bradley called the island a mess before, then made a mess at the hotel, only for them to "get lost" in the jungle, needing the "secret" service to come get them. These kids are honestly the worst. Taking up all the resources the island needs for recovering from the horrible weather they had. And then asking them to take a picture on top of that! I'm absolutely horrified. The audacity!! I can't believe what I'm seeing and reading.
A free trip, making a mess, insulting the island and not giving a crap about the horrible things they are going through, taking up important resources AND needing the "secret" special services on top of that! This is really the lowest of the low. I can not express how angry I am with them.
Any normal person would not ask them for a picture, they would be grateful and, especially given their wealth, would make a large donation (without bragging about it) to at least make up a bit for their lost time, energy and resources.
I feel so bad for the people on the island. Just go home already!!
A free trip, making a mess, insulting the island and not giving a crap about the horrible things they are going through, taking up important resources AND needing the "secret" special services on top of that! This is really the lowest of the low. I can not express how angry I am with them.
Any normal person would not ask them for a picture, they would be grateful and, especially given their wealth, would make a large donation (without bragging about it) to at least make up a bit for their lost time, energy and resources.
I feel so bad for the people on the island. Just go home already!!
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sydneybarrett
Well-known member
Ahh Joey... It could've been you on this gifted stay, getting a massage, drinking wine while your woman bakes you a potato, enjoying the view of her flat ass... Alas, you chose happiness. What a shame.
plasticcup
Active member
Reasons Forky will not let Niomi stay over:
1. Shivering is great exercise and will help her lose weight.
2. Every time she sleeps over she blocks his view of the giant creepy poster of himself.
3. He is afraid she will offer to cook a vegan dinner and he will have to eat her cooking.
4. He is out of alcohol and can not tolerate her while sober.
5. He is a terrible person
1. Shivering is great exercise and will help her lose weight.
2. Every time she sleeps over she blocks his view of the giant creepy poster of himself.
3. He is afraid she will offer to cook a vegan dinner and he will have to eat her cooking.
4. He is out of alcohol and can not tolerate her while sober.
5. He is a terrible person
the way he carries on...I just know there's skid marks on his looSo that is how "helping the locals out" is going then? Requiring special forces to rescue you out of a self inflicted situation when they probably have enough other emergencies to attend to. Great effort!
"We thought we could just do it ourselves and would just find our way back" - yeah, tour guides are totally overrated. Even in thick jungle territory, right? I mean just put your mind to it and get it done yourself. And tell me, how did that magical thinking/manifesting work out for you?
She says if they make it through this they can make it through anything. They weren't the ones who got themselves out of this situation. Other people rescued them. On their own, they did not succeed in anything. Their tour guide said to find water, so they did. The others used flashlights to find them, when they'd wasted their battery for videos and photos. She literally filmed them being rescued. Use your phone flashlight to guide people to you, Dimmy!!!!!
She says she doesn't know how they lost their guide. I would bet good money that it was either veering off path to take a picture or just being to engrossed in taking pictures with juuuuuuuust the right pose.
"We stayed really positive throughout the whole thing" - the fact that they took pictures and videos when they barely had any battery left tells me that they didn't really grasp the seriousness of the situation at all.
ETA: in one of the pictures from the day she says they "decided to stay put" sitting by water. No love, your guide said that this is what you should do.
"We thought we could just do it ourselves and would just find our way back" - yeah, tour guides are totally overrated. Even in thick jungle territory, right? I mean just put your mind to it and get it done yourself. And tell me, how did that magical thinking/manifesting work out for you?
She says if they make it through this they can make it through anything. They weren't the ones who got themselves out of this situation. Other people rescued them. On their own, they did not succeed in anything. Their tour guide said to find water, so they did. The others used flashlights to find them, when they'd wasted their battery for videos and photos. She literally filmed them being rescued. Use your phone flashlight to guide people to you, Dimmy!!!!!
She says she doesn't know how they lost their guide. I would bet good money that it was either veering off path to take a picture or just being to engrossed in taking pictures with juuuuuuuust the right pose.
"We stayed really positive throughout the whole thing" - the fact that they took pictures and videos when they barely had any battery left tells me that they didn't really grasp the seriousness of the situation at all.
ETA: in one of the pictures from the day she says they "decided to stay put" sitting by water. No love, your guide said that this is what you should do.
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Lady of Rivendell
Member
Going by her Instagram posts these are all the places she has been to so far in 2022
- on the 8th January she was at Soho Farmhouse
- on 18th January she was in Bath? staying with Max and Venetia
- this past weekend she was in the Cotswolds with a pit stop at Soho Farmhouse
- this weekend she is going to be in Mauritius
Her life really is just one holiday! She has probably done like 2 or 3 hours worth of "work" so far this year! Her content is so uninspired - all she produces are a photograph or a video when she has to sell something!
In her stories where she is complaining about being "drenched" - Nimbombs, people are employed to use science and technology to predict what's going to happen in the atmosphere, its this thing called a weather forecast. It's basically what the sky manifests for itself like when the sky has a storm in its uterus it rains!
- on the 8th January she was at Soho Farmhouse
- on 18th January she was in Bath? staying with Max and Venetia
- this past weekend she was in the Cotswolds with a pit stop at Soho Farmhouse
- this weekend she is going to be in Mauritius
Her life really is just one holiday! She has probably done like 2 or 3 hours worth of "work" so far this year! Her content is so uninspired - all she produces are a photograph or a video when she has to sell something!
In her stories where she is complaining about being "drenched" - Nimbombs, people are employed to use science and technology to predict what's going to happen in the atmosphere, its this thing called a weather forecast. It's basically what the sky manifests for itself like when the sky has a storm in its uterus it rains!