"Hi stalker weirdo. You're late! That is so rude. I've got my comfy pants on today, they've already got a hole in them so it's all good if I get dragged across the ground. This may come as a surprise to everybody but um it's been a wee while since I've had a fight in the old schoolyard so I'm a little bit too confident I think. Yeah I've actually got the baby in the back so I probably should have brought another primary um caregiver with me and it's so fucking cold outside, like frosty. Um weirdo stalker you don't mind if we fight like inside the car? Um I brushed my teeth so you don't have to worry about my breath or anything like that. A few questions about how Dan is taking all this - look him and I aren't really talking um at the moment cos last night I found out on the forum that he might not even be um the father of one of my kids so I guess it's been quite a lot to take on um overnight but yeah you'll understand. Uh actually weirdo stalker if you haven't left yet, could you do me a favey-fave and just bring me um a lint roller? I've just noticed that I'm just covered in lint and like how embarrassing to get arrested covered in lint. Uh did you wanna bring like a list of emergency contacts for when the police drag you away? Or you just let me know. You could text them through um since you've got my number. My um friend was saying to me last night like "she's not worth it" and fuck I know that, but my kids are okay, I'm always gonna fucking show up for my kids. You risk my kids safety and privacy and I will show the fuck up even if you don't show up cos I got like a nice little break. Little break in the car. So I might go grab a coffee. Um obviously you have stood me up which is so fucking rude but anyway I'll be right. *camera view switches to shot of 'SCHOOL' road painting* I have no idea how else to prove that I'm fucking sitting here waiting but I'm leaving because the baby's hungry so, god the windscreen needs a clean. Doesn't matter. DOESN'T MATTER.
*new video - black screen* Yeah look it was obvious she wasn't gonna show up. [to whinging baby] You're being rude, I'm talking on the video okay? [back to us] Um, she's gutless. We all know that. I saw her saying on the forum um "Christy must have postpartum depression" and like, that is so funny because postpartum depression, it made me lose weight, um and want to drive off a cliff, um it didn't turn me into someone that uses stalking at 2am for self care, like don't blame postpartum depression on these, these stalking evenings okay? But it was fucking worth it because I found you."