I actually find it so scabby when influencers enter draws. Like you said.. They get enough free shit!
I actually find it so scabby when influencers enter draws. Like you said.. They get enough free shit!As if you don’t get enough free shit already casarah! Why don’t you leave entering the giveaways to normal people who don’t get sent shit on the daily like you do!
How does she know someone “purposely” took it? It could be anyone in NZ who has 6 kids and was going to use the name…I really hope someone on here did this
Not me this time, I did take justjesscakes that time tho. HeheI really hope someone on here did this
I actually thought about it, but then thought I'd have to take @7kiwikids, @8kiwikids, @9... who knows where will it stop? I thought she said a while back she already had @6kiwikids ready to go. Anyone else recall that?I really hope someone on here did this
God this is the best. My husband even wanted in on the joke because I was laughing so hard. Well doneAnother few weeks of theInfluenzasInfluencers continuing to be boring assholes. However, us TC’s are good at turning shit into something and finding the little nuggets of gold. We’ve all established how to correctly pronounce Kumara...or have we, that Mike King is a C$%t and that we cant post about influencers with less than 10k followers…or can we
And now for the other updates:
It’s certainly been a busy month for everyone’s least favourite Dads. Christian has given up trying to drown Lulu and has now decided falling from a great height on an age-inappropriate toy is a far more instragrammable way to die. I see a co-lab with the ambulance service in their future. How simply adorable would that be and anything for content babes….oh and by the way #freepalestine
Our favourite Aussie’s have also been very busy, and Cassie made the startling revelation to her closest friends that both Miles and Scott have tounge tie. Poor Cassie, she may be the Elon Musk of Mandurah, but it’s an empty win when she can’t get no brotherly
So while in the R18 part of the update, Bernadebt the disgusting bitch shared some sloppy sex sounds and ‘absolutely not’ sex bruises with a side of tit. You know what they say about the ones talking the most about it Bernie….
Sticking with the sex theme, Flashy Flaps herself, made an announcement larger than her escaping left labia. Yes, she’s having a BABY. Congratulations Edna and Reid on your newcash cowbaby. You sure are in the right place to get tips onselling your kids childhood for cashparenting.
Rumor has it, Tarryn may be heading for divorce and is doing an Edna at the gym. Showing your flaps is so last month Tarryn.
The smut reading, cupcake munching mumfluencer is still ensuring her counsellor is never out of a job by still doing absolutely nothing to change her current state. Oh sorry forgive me, she did a walk with her brother lover…. once. Ronan and Chloe got to see how normal kids live at camp for a few days but have returned to their narcissist mother and the same boring lunchboxes every day.
Poor Nepo-Baby Millie finally stood her ground and told Bambam that no one puts her in the back seat, well that sounds better than admitting she was likely dumped for the hired help. Off she stomped with step daddies money to find herself again and patronise her followers again.
Erin has the world’s tallest 17-month-old…oh wait…erm no she doesn’t. She is just once again confirming her stupidity. Turns out he’s just on average, no big story here, so find a new hobby Erin.
Finau continues trying to convince everyone and herself that giving up her kids was the best thing forher and Chicken Seasoningthem. She’s sick, again. Depressed, again. Overweight, again. Jobless, again. Taking handouts, again. Lazy, again.
Ellie is still selling reduced to clear candles and still not pregnant, despitenoher best effort, Renee is still raging at the world, Elle managed to take the TWINS for a walk without the iPads, Katie Hawkey has moved from delivering alive babies to sharing photos of dead babies and Marnie is turning overpriced beanies into overpriced tea cosy's that absolutely no one will use.
And last but certainly not least, the biggest tit award this month goes to our very own Mother Teresa. Yes thats right, take a bow Holly May. You just don’t give a fuck if you lose followers, you just need everyone to post random shit they have found online, that may or may not be factual, about Gaza. Such selfless behaviour really makes our hearts warm. By the way, what exactly did Simone’s lawyers say to you?
Take care TC’s and remember to protect your space over these next few weeks as our favourite influencers start shilling more shit than usual in the lead up to Christmas. You’ve got this!
I definitely remember that. I also remember the conversation around her and her brusband having sex (or not, as the case was). She said they don't prioritise sex at all and it wasn't important to them.I actually thought about it, but then thought I'd have to take @7kiwikids, @8kiwikids, @9... who knows where will it stop? I thought she said a while back she already had @6kiwikids ready to go. Anyone else recall that?
Aren’t they the ones that are like $200 lol? Could be wrongLol what the fuck are these!? They look like like loaves of bread smashed into a sandal.
No idea about the shoes. I was meaning her hoovesAren’t they the ones that are like $200 lol? Could be wrong
Probably cos it is a dead account with no followers, posts or photos. I just checked. LolI
Wasn’t me even though I may or may not have the same number of kids, plenty of other families around with 6 kids so how or why does she think it was intentional
The account was made in July 2022, when did she announce her pregnancy? I don’t think anyone on tattle made the account to annoy her, she just wishes someone did as she loves getting the sympathy off her cult followersProbably cos it is a dead account with no followers, posts or photos. I just checked. Lol
OK Cassie.Probably cos it is a dead account with no followers, posts or photos. I just checked. Lol
So regarding our mate Cassie, I very vividly recall her saying forever ago that her and Scott only have “adult fun time” when they want to have a baby or very rarely on special occasions. She said this a couple years ago now so things may have changed but while Simone is the queen of vague so you fill in the pieces and make up your own story, Cassie is quickly becoming the queen of slightly rewording the story so people don’t come at her. Thing is, some of us actually remember what is being said and raise an eyebrow when it’s suddenly different.
Also, calling Tattle out for spreading misinformation about her son when she in fact shared a patreon story about him potentially having a tounge tie is low bullshit. We saw the post.
Look I know sex isn’t everyone’s “love language” and some people have a much lower libido than others. We are all different. So there’s no judgement from me.To get pregnant with number 5, she tracked her ovulation so that she only needed to do the deed a few times. I can’t remember if she did this for number 4 too…
He looks stoked to be thereNot sure about that edna, he looks pretty over your shit
I feel sooo sorry for these insta hubbies who have to wait till the camera is set up so the wife can put it online. There bloody saintsHe looks stoked to be thereNOT!
Also. Love this highlight !Another few weeks of theInfluenzasInfluencers continuing to be boring assholes. However, us TC’s are good at turning shit into something and finding the little nuggets of gold. We’ve all established how to correctly pronounce Kumara...or have we, that Mike King is a C$%t and that we cant post about influencers with less than 10k followers…or can we
And now for the other updates:
It’s certainly been a busy month for everyone’s least favourite Dads. Christian has given up trying to drown Lulu and has now decided falling from a great height on an age-inappropriate toy is a far more instragrammable way to die. I see a co-lab with the ambulance service in their future. How simply adorable would that be and anything for content babes….oh and by the way #freepalestine
Our favourite Aussie’s have also been very busy, and Cassie made the startling revelation to her closest friends that both Miles and Scott have tounge tie. Poor Cassie, she may be the Elon Musk of Mandurah, but it’s an empty win when she can’t get no brotherly
So while in the R18 part of the update, Bernadebt the disgusting bitch shared some sloppy sex sounds and ‘absolutely not’ sex bruises with a side of tit. You know what they say about the ones talking the most about it Bernie….
Sticking with the sex theme, Flashy Flaps herself, made an announcement larger than her escaping left labia. Yes, she’s having a BABY. Congratulations Edna and Reid on your newcash cowbaby. You sure are in the right place to get tips onselling your kids childhood for cashparenting.
Rumor has it, Tarryn may be heading for divorce and is doing an Edna at the gym. Showing your flaps is so last month Tarryn.
The smut reading, cupcake munching mumfluencer is still ensuring her counsellor is never out of a job by still doing absolutely nothing to change her current state. Oh sorry forgive me, she did a walk with her brother lover…. once. Ronan and Chloe got to see how normal kids live at camp for a few days but have returned to their narcissist mother and the same boring lunchboxes every day.
Poor Nepo-Baby Millie finally stood her ground and told Bambam that no one puts her in the back seat, well that sounds better than admitting she was likely dumped for the hired help. Off she stomped with step daddies money to find herself again and patronise her followers again.
Erin has the world’s tallest 17-month-old…oh wait…erm no she doesn’t. She is just once again confirming her stupidity. Turns out he’s just on average, no big story here, so find a new hobby Erin.
Finau continues trying to convince everyone and herself that giving up her kids was the best thing forher and Chicken Seasoningthem. She’s sick, again. Depressed, again. Overweight, again. Jobless, again. Taking handouts, again. Lazy, again.
Ellie is still selling reduced to clear candles and still not pregnant, despitenoher best effort, Renee is still raging at the world, Elle managed to take the TWINS for a walk without the iPads, Katie Hawkey has moved from delivering alive babies to sharing photos of dead babies and Marnie is turning overpriced beanies into overpriced tea cosy's that absolutely no one will use.
And last but certainly not least, the biggest tit award this month goes to our very own Mother Teresa. Yes thats right, take a bow Holly May. You just don’t give a fuck if you lose followers, you just need everyone to post random shit they have found online, that may or may not be factual, about Gaza. Such selfless behaviour really makes our hearts warm. By the way, what exactly did Simone’s lawyers say to you?
Take care TC’s and remember to protect your space over these next few weeks as our favourite influencers start shilling more shit than usual in the lead up to Christmas. You’ve got this!
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