Nanna Bea #15 Human Funko Pop

[Daniowl27]

"I get attached far too easily"

Didn't take you long to get unattached to grandchild number 5 that you just happen to forget exists though does it nanna?

 

[mrsbucket]

A quick recap...

Bev and granddaughter went for a cheap and cheerful holiday to Alstinkum. Emphasis on cheap - her budget boat trip looked like a hell-ish wipe clean fever dream.
She indicated the holiday was a present to aforementioned granddaughter but proceeded to make it all about herself. Cue an uncomfortable clip of her creaming her knickers whilst being serenaded by Turkish waiting staff.

One of her genetically challenged sons got married for a second time. Unfortunately Bev was banned from filming so we missed out on the merriment, however we all tittered at her mother of the groom outfit. She chose to dress down in an ensemble that looked like she was popping to Home Bargains for a bottle of Eccy Falls. Scruffy bint.

She also attended York Races which looked rough and chavvy, much like Bev herself. She ended the blessed day swaying in a field with fellow Brexit voters listening to Human League, followed by a pissed up stagger back to their minibus.

She's still cooking daily variations of brown slop.
She's still rude to Grandperrr Dave.
She's still mildly aggressive in her comment replies.
She's still denying she has a fifth Grandchild.

Oh but she did have a bath recently so there is that

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

I’ll never get tired of this.

 

[smudge126]

Nanna bastard looking smart as a carrot this Wednesday afternoon

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Dave’s face when she sits on his knee at the end of that video of her travelling home, he’s absolutely devastated she made it back. #prayfordave

I can’t stop laughing

And what did he do, piss the cushions?!

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Posted a photo of itself as a teenage Mam. Fuck me wasn’t she 17?? Looks about 45!!

 

[HenriiCoop]

“Sista”! Bombaclot.

 

[smudge126]

Grandpa Dave changed the wifi password when she was out camping

 

[smudge126]

Kev thinks ADHD stands for attention seeking disorder and that's what she's had since she was young

Absolute Dick Head Syndrome. She’s definitely got a chronic case of it.

 

[DeeDeeMcFarlaneXXX]

She hasn’t changed since she was managing that supermarket in Corrie.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

When?? Lying trog

She's got Kent mixed up with the Toby Carvery

 

[Hereforthehottea]

An upgrade for Bev then.

 

[omgcupcakesbaby]

It’s £12 on a national express coach direct and takes just over 2 hours

But why take one direct coach for £12 when you can waste and additional 3 hours by taking 3 buses to save yourself £6?
Tighter than a crabs arse that one.

 

[halcyondays85]

She absolutely DESPISES young people doesn’t she? Always young teenagers she gets into arguments with.

And ‘big accounts’ - what an egoistical toad she is. I doubt ‘big accounts’ would be getting into arguments with 13 year olds Kev.

 

[Lorny]

God that hovel looks freezing and stinking. Dave clearly in the pub and poor doggo on his own in the kitchen all day View attachment 2477911
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Wtf is that comment about a healthy man staying in bed after 8am I would suggest that Dave is far from healthy but she just has to shame anyone for not getting up at 5am and doing a paper round in their mid 60s.

 

[Ted2]

Have you seen this !? Bit random!

There's no way a 16, 26, 36, 46, 56, 66, 76, 86, 96 or 106 year old would have gone near granper Dave.

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

I wish I was a kind enough person to not comment on appearances but fuck me sideways she's been clapped from birth

I’m similar. Rarely comment on appearances. Fat bastard meself. But fuck me she’s been 40 since she was born.

 

[Daniowl27]

Right I'm gonna need therapy... "me and grandpa dave are off out to Wetherspoons for a nosh" nosh means something different for me and I'm sorry that mental image is not what I need.

 

[Babybail93]

I’ve come to the conclusion that Vonnie is a massive cunt as well

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Posted a photo of itself as a teenage Mam. Fuck me wasn’t she 17?? Looks about 45!!

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She looks like Robbie Coltrane