Nanna Bea #10 Halal eating old crone who loves a suck of the bone

[MissSaffy]

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Kev wishes Dave could last an hour. The amount of Stella he downs in a day be lucky if he can get it up at all.

It’ll be like trying to thumb a bit of plasticine into the neck end of a raw chicken. Oh god I’ve just made it worse for myself

 

[Babychicken]

Thanks Kev. None of us will sleep for a week now thinking of you sucking on Granper Dave’s bone with your wooden teeth, wearing your train-stained PJs and stinking of old Blossom Hill and cheese. You truly are one tiny manky little bastard.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Funny isn’t it how she rails against the youth of today about not working dahn t’pit and not being able to cook, yet it turns out she never knew how to cook, she never taught her son how to cook, it’s always creepy son in law who cooks not Helen, so it’s safe to assume she doesn’t know either, and there’s absolutely no way ‘I ride with no handlebars’, goth if you bought him from Wish, knows his way around a stove. She’s a condescending hypocrite. She knows this hence why’s she so aggressively defensive. She’s done nothing in her life and she’s sure as damn made sure her kids won’t either.

I think she did teach Helen to 'cook' and that's WHY Richard cooks

 

[HenriiCoop]

What’s the son’s job in the pharmacy? Guinea pig for new drugs?

 

[velvetn0mates]

Can grandpa even consent he’s always sloshed

 

[CheCheKitty1]

It must be so frustrating for little Bev when one of her grubby videos doesn’t get the comments and likes that she thought it would. I mean, we’ve all been there haven’t we, tanked up on cheap white wine, phone in hand, cramming greasy chicken wings into our gormless gobs while sauce drips down our whiskery chins and onto our 100% nylon leisure suits. No? Me neither, but apparently that’s how big creators get their rocks off on a Thursday night. Then Friday morning comes round and Bev realises she’s made an error and hits delete. Either that or she’s been reading on here…

 

[lululalalulu]

Here’s hoping we see some comments from people thinking Voni is her daughter nothing better!

I got blocked

 

[halcyondays85]

Funny isn’t it how she rails against the youth of today about not working dahn t’pit and not being able to cook, yet it turns out she never knew how to cook, she never taught her son how to cook, it’s always creepy son in law who cooks not Helen, so it’s safe to assume she doesn’t know either, and there’s absolutely no way ‘I ride with no handlebars’, goth if you bought him from Wish, knows his way around a stove. She’s a condescending hypocrite. She knows this hence why’s she so aggressively defensive. She’s done nothing in her life and she’s sure as damn made sure her kids won’t either.

 

[commenter5241]

Ronnie Barker

It’s about the same

 

[sofaz56]

She's just trying so hard to be "quirky" you can see right through it it's painful. You just know the staff are like "fuck me the clampits are here again"

 

[TrixieMattell]

Her comebacks are so incredibly shit. It's almost like she doesn't have a single brain cell in that meatball of a head. Vile little old witch.

Feel like a trip up to Keighley is on the cards, just to knock on its door during day time hours

 

[ClaireMcA79]

Instant mash is ok but instant porridge isn't proper porridge. Makes sense. . God she's insufferable.

 

[CheCheKitty1]

Did I imagine that I heard Bev say “right go” at the beginning of the latest unfunny video of her, Vonni and the other best friend? I’m sure it was Bev giving the order to her friends to start performing like trained seals for her tiktok. I wish they’d stop the “look at us, we’re in our 60s but we’re bloody hilarious” vibe because it just isn’t happening ladies. Bev has been trying to sell Vonni as her wacky sidekick for ages, and all I see is older ladies not being funny whilst they shriek at us about how funny they are.

In answer to how Bev knows Vonni, they both gave birth to twins at the same time, in the same hospital. Vonni is, amazingly, a year older than Bev, but she’s obviously had a much shorter paper round!

 

[gigi_93]

Why has the weird daughter in law got dowsing rods out at a fucking Toby carvery?? Inbred fruitloops the lot of them

 

[Wtf2505]

Omg the Monday leftover club . If Nina can bring those roasties back to life then it can raise the fucking dead. NHS crisis solved!

Fucking hell I think even tutankhamun would look better after a stint in nina than those roasties

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

She is common. Anyone with a hint of class wouldn't post about sex for clout on the Internet and they'd change their clothes more than once a week. She's the epitome of common, she reads the Sun for fuck's sake

 

[smudge126]

I really don’t get the comment about not watching soaps, it’s as though she is trying to belittle those who enjoy watching them.

Britain’s got talent is clearly so much more highbrow.

 

[HenriiCoop]

Saw this on my FYP

 

[Isntitfunny]

Well done, whoever you are! Made me laugh this morning

 

[Isntitfunny]

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