Nanna Bea #10 Halal eating old crone who loves a suck of the bone

[WhatIKnowIllTellYou.]

I’ve not posted here before but I’ve just been blocked by Chris Moyles for saying he looked like nanna Bea.

 

[velvetn0mates]

He’s the double of the bloke off toy story who steals woody

 

[Babychicken]

I apologise in advance for this, but I have nobody else I can share these intrusive thoughts with. What do you think she uses to combat her vaginal dryness? My money’s on beef dripping.

 

[smudge126]

Thanks Bev, I sent this to Dignitas and they finally approved my application.

 

[Lorny]

Grandper Dave in his big jumper and her with her oodie and Tom and Jerry pjs on, fuck all happened in that room. I think they would have to revive Dave’s cock in Nina.

 

[MissSaffy]

who the hell puts a teaspoon of salt and sugar in it - surely one or other ?
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This has had me in stitches

Yeah you often used to see Diana sat in a terraced house in a oodie giving a chicken wing a blow job. They’ve got to be taking the piss!

 

[gigilouxx]

No Beverly I am not putting old bits of fuckin candle on the radiator because you can get scented candles for about £2 in wilko and this isn’t the war where things need to be reused 120029 times.

 

[hxlly17]

wonder if Daves cock is halal?

 

[Squashedbanana]

This just came up on my FYP it cracks me up when she goes rogue on peoples profiles



and this comment! classic NANNA

 

[halcyondays85]

I think these subtitles have been lifted from the Grandper Dave bedroom video….

 

[Squashedbanana]

Guys we need to try and pull this thread out of the gutter and revitalise it in Nina, I’ve been absolutely traumatised the last few pages

 

[Jojok69]

I'm dying

 

[MissSaffy]

Why would you be wearing a mask inside your house?

Bear in mind Grandper Dave has been comatose letting rip Stella Artois farts all night. That and the smell of stale fat emanating from the kitchen must make for an interesting aroma as she walks in
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Grandper Dave writing his suicide note in background after hearing she still intends on being about when she’s 66 and she’s still only 62

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Does anyone in this family have teeth?

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Why does she always do this? Does it give her a thrill to correct people? It's common use of language, in England at least, to call vacuum cleaners a hoover. It's not like anyone is confused by it. It's clear the commenter knows it's not by the Hoover brand or she wouldn't be asking. Horrible old ballbag

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

The son working in the ‘pharmacy’

 

[MissSaffy]

She needs to put a bra on. She nearly fried her fucking nipple!

 

[gigilouxx]

It’ll be like trying to thumb a bit of plasticine into the neck end of a raw chicken. Oh god I’ve just made it worse for myself

Phone down. Now.

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I apologise in advance for this, but I have nobody else I can share these intrusive thoughts with. What do you think she uses to combat her vaginal dryness? My money’s on beef dripping.

Her son in laws tongue x

 

[Spanor511]

I apologise in advance for this, but I have nobody else I can share these intrusive thoughts with. What do you think she uses to combat her vaginal dryness? My money’s on beef dripping.

Chutney

 

[CheCheKitty1]

I have ‘proper’ porridge Bev, made with milk, in the microwave and it’s done in 3 minutes, no messing around with pans etc. Why does she have to preach? She’s making some porridge not splitting the bloody atom! Again, she shows her hypocrisy by saying porridge pots aren’t ‘real’ porridge - why try to make people feel inferior because they take an easier option? If you were such a great cook Bev, you’d use real stock and not processed stock pots, you wouldn’t use gravy granules and browning in your so-called real gravy and you wouldn’t use frozen garlic and ginger. Also, you wouldn’t tank yourself up on instant coffee, you’d have the real thing, and you wouldn’t make instant hot chocolate. She loves to make out that she’s some sort of ‘foodie’, when in reality her palate is about as sophisticated as she is, i.e, not sophisticated in the slightest. Bev is the original beyond basic bitch.