BIG Thanks to Telly Fanatic for the most excellent new title. Mark Adderley and Nadia Sawalha’s ‘content’ is currently so poor that even this tattle thread has slowed to a snail’s pace, so you should be able to enjoy this for a good while. 
Recap: Nadia Sawalha continues to insist she isn’t a Loose Woman but slips up every five minutes, because she is a Loose Woman. Although, only occasionally now, when she dominates the conversation and shows off how out of touch she is with reality.
They tried to reboot their failed Youtube channel on the back of the Barbie phenomena – a significant plug on Loose Women, plus 4 separate reviews (I'm not going back to count the teaser and trailer reviews. Life is short.)
and still no one’s watching. Mark Adderley wore his dirty Barbie wristband as a comforter for over a week, though. 
Mark Adderley took the train to the Seaham Food Festival with mummy Nadia (plus the sister she’s allowed to name) to film them cooking on his phone and make tired jokes at people taking a break on a bench. An utter farce, although we did learn this from Mark: "You know what I did feel? I felt real brotherhood as well and I thought this is nice, I can pull upon these men in an emergency. I actually felt that. I tell you what! There's five of you who I met yesterday, and I thought: they're my squad."
The Curly Cooks ‘schedule’ is all over the shop. Ditto the NNSS and Members’ Lives from what I understand. GFH is unwatchable and Mark Adderley is spending an increasing amount of time gaslighting his wife about their failed family YouTube channel – she’s finally noticed the dwindling viewing figures.
Nadia has lost a significant amount of weight on her ADHD amphetamines – which has impacted negatively on her trademark bouncy breast and bouncy curls. During her most recent Loose Women appearances, Kaye’s breasts looked bigger than Nadia’s and the make-up dept had to fit her with a hair piece! It’s a shame Nadia’s still lugging around the dead weight she refers to as a hot husband.
On the subject of the hot husband, they had a romantic night away which involved Nadia knocking herself out by inhaling two carrier bags full of carbs, butter and cheese, whilst Mark Adderley made juvenile repeated jokes about sex toys.
Kiki’s Maths tutor managed to scrape her through her GCSEs, after Mark Adderley sabotaged her education. I wonder if she’ll let Moodie stroke her certificates when they arrive?
Paddy dumped Moodie, as she continues to degrade herself online and drink her life away.
Nadim and Roberta have not appeared on the family Youtube channel since they 'emigrated' to Jordan (returning to live next door a couple of months later but not until poor Julia had to deal with the fallout of Nadia's lies). Nadia attempts to compensate for this by doubling the number of references to her father being Arabic. Similarly, fat Lisa and Lee the warm up guy appear to have buggered off, too.
I don’t really have much else to say. I could write about what I’ve replaced their channel with, though:
Coffee Moaning < Denise Welch’s Juicy Crack is much more entertaining whilst I’m working, especially if Mark Adderley is flying solo. In the latest episode I listened to, Denise and Lincoln were in The Groucho Club and you could hear Carol Vorderman and Richard Arnold in the background! Beats the sound of unkempt dog toenails on an unwashed floor.
When they mess everyone around < LondonEats. Maybe it’s because I’m a South Londoner but it’s really satisfying watching Milo Sterlini grafting in the gig economy as a side hustle showing an insight to living and delivering in London. He has a similar number of subscribers as the Sawalha-Adderley’s but the views and likes are simply incomparable. Milo also holds down a maintenance job at a university and has recently qualified as a plumber. Perhaps, that’s why he doesn’t have time to buy in a load of bots. He seems like a really decent young man, too. Maybe, Mark Adderley could make a film about him.
Their holiday ‘films’ for the subs < Jeremy and Cara from The Magic Geekdom are fab. They are a joyful couple who research and edit their videos really well researched and edited. I’m learning so much more about the UK. In fact, we’ve booked a short break to the Jurassic Coast off the back of one of their vlogs.
Vlogmas – more sleep. Result!
The other bonus with this superior content is that my partner is actually interested, too. Whereas the one good thing about Sawalha-Adderley’s Youtube channel is tattle! Thank you all!
Recap: Nadia Sawalha continues to insist she isn’t a Loose Woman but slips up every five minutes, because she is a Loose Woman.
Although, only occasionally now, when she dominates the conversation and shows off how out of touch she is with reality.They tried to reboot their failed Youtube channel on the back of the Barbie phenomena – a significant plug on Loose Women, plus 4 separate reviews (I'm not going back to count the teaser and trailer reviews. Life is short.)
and still no one’s watching. Mark Adderley wore his dirty Barbie wristband as a comforter for over a week, though. Mark Adderley took the train to the Seaham Food Festival with mummy Nadia (plus the sister she’s allowed to name) to film them cooking on his phone and make tired jokes at people taking a break on a bench.
An utter farce, although we did learn this from Mark: "You know what I did feel? I felt real brotherhood as well and I thought this is nice, I can pull upon these men in an emergency. I actually felt that. I tell you what! There's five of you who I met yesterday, and I thought: they're my squad." The Curly Cooks ‘schedule’ is all over the shop. Ditto the NNSS and Members’ Lives from what I understand. GFH is unwatchable and Mark Adderley is spending an increasing amount of time gaslighting his wife about their failed family YouTube channel – she’s finally noticed the dwindling viewing figures.
Nadia has lost a significant amount of weight on her ADHD amphetamines – which has impacted negatively on her trademark bouncy breast and bouncy curls. During her most recent Loose Women appearances, Kaye’s breasts looked bigger than Nadia’s and the make-up dept had to fit her with a hair piece! It’s a shame Nadia’s still lugging around the dead weight she refers to as a hot husband.
On the subject of the hot husband, they had a romantic night away which involved Nadia knocking herself out by inhaling two carrier bags full of carbs, butter and cheese, whilst Mark Adderley made juvenile repeated jokes about sex toys.
Kiki’s Maths tutor managed to scrape her through her GCSEs, after Mark Adderley sabotaged her education. I wonder if she’ll let Moodie stroke her certificates when they arrive?
Paddy dumped Moodie, as she continues to degrade herself online and drink her life away.
Nadim and Roberta have not appeared on the family Youtube channel since they 'emigrated' to Jordan (returning to live next door a couple of months later but not until poor Julia had to deal with the fallout of Nadia's lies). Nadia attempts to compensate for this by doubling the number of references to her father being Arabic. Similarly, fat Lisa and Lee the warm up guy appear to have buggered off, too.
I don’t really have much else to say. I could write about what I’ve replaced their channel with, though:
Coffee Moaning < Denise Welch’s Juicy Crack is much more entertaining whilst I’m working, especially if Mark Adderley is flying solo.
In the latest episode I listened to, Denise and Lincoln were in The Groucho Club and you could hear Carol Vorderman and Richard Arnold in the background! Beats the sound of unkempt dog toenails on an unwashed floor.When they mess everyone around < LondonEats. Maybe it’s because I’m a South Londoner but it’s really satisfying watching Milo Sterlini grafting in the gig economy as a side hustle showing an insight to living and delivering in London. He has a similar number of subscribers as the Sawalha-Adderley’s but the views and likes are simply incomparable. Milo also holds down a maintenance job at a university and has recently qualified as a plumber. Perhaps, that’s why he doesn’t have time to buy in a load of bots.
He seems like a really decent young man, too. Maybe, Mark Adderley could make a film about him. Their holiday ‘films’ for the subs < Jeremy and Cara from The Magic Geekdom are fab. They are a joyful couple who research and edit their videos really well researched and edited. I’m learning so much more about the UK. In fact, we’ve booked a short break to the Jurassic Coast off the back of one of their vlogs.
Vlogmas – more sleep. Result!
The other bonus with this superior content is that my partner is actually interested, too. Whereas the one good thing about Sawalha-Adderley’s Youtube channel is tattle! Thank you all!
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Personally, I'd give him the garden. 
is going to move as slow as Nanny Di.
) and she will continue to entertain the principle that he is so intelligent and so hot that it has become hilarious 
need to stop watching dumb and dumber as not helping my mindset (instead of my ments, adhd, bipolar or depression 
)
and sat drinking wine in a public play park ( I thought that was illegal)