How embarrassing
I agree it was time for nitty to put Mank in his place, but damn she's no better. She's controlling, lazy and spiteful too. Everything she said to him is how she is as well.
I'd be horrified if I was them, airing their dirty laundry for everyone to see....well we know they have no shred of shame in them with the way they behave, state of the hovel they live in, their lack of respect for anyone including themselves and their family.
They really need to grow the f**k up, they're not funny, not likeable and purely shameful.
They really are the lowest of the low.
How embarrassingCoffee Moaning or Brunchy Banter they say. No topics so this will be a free for all. Get yourself a cuppa, a bit to eat if you like and let's see what our resident asshats have for us today.
"Morning everyone! I've got a horrible feeling we are not there." Oh you are polluting my monitor right now. Roll call. They have a title up "I'm A Celeb Line Up, How to WIN an ARGUMENT, Saturday Nostalgia." Mark getting all mental health fitness on us, asking how we are feeling today. Me? Hungry. Mark has his facial eczema. They have box loads of crap behind them. Nadia asks us if we saw Loose Women and the smile to remove your double chin. No, I saw the bit on differing sex drives. Nadia demonstrates from the profile, take your tongue and press it against the roof of you mouth and voila! Sun in the eyes? Close them slightly then OPEN THEM! Babs Windsor taught her that one. Yeah keep the glasses on Mark you look like shit. Someone suggests to Mark double base cream. Nadia suggests Cetraben. Someone is happy Nadia has her curls back. Someone else mentions it is chilly today. Mark says he is feeling Saturday Sadness. Crap feed now. Mark thanks everyone for their comments under the mental health chat. Apparently Betty gave LW a compliment. "Do you know, Loose Women yesterday was like the old, old days. She said it was so much fun, it was like sitting with your mate." Lost sound and the voices are out of sync.
Nanny Di passes by looking like a tramp who just went dumpster diving. She had something over her head and a jacket on. They carry on chatting about Mark's t-shirt (Stay Puft Marshmallows), whilst Nanny Di is in the background trying to go up the stairs, decides to take her jacket off first, drops it on the step and ambles up. Nadia goes on about necklines. Happy birthday Katie. I'm a Celebrity and Mark isn't sure he knows who is on it. Frankie from Loose, Adam whom Nadia mentions she worked with "for many years," Richard Madeley, Steve from Corrie, Arlene Phillips "who's lovely," Mark repeats names Nadia has already said.Is he deaf or does he just tune her out? "Who's Mattie Lee? Who's Naughty Boy?" More unknowns "Who's Snoochie Shy?" I doubt that is her government name. "Who Danny Miller?" Oh for fuck's sake, miserable gay character on Emmerdale, Aaron. DAVID GINALA!! "Ginola" Nadia corrects him. Mark's voice cracks when he says "Louise Minchin? I USED TO WORK WITH HER!" Alright, calm down. "DJ Locksmith, I guess he's a DJ." Nadia figures Richard Madeley will be great in this. Who do you want to win. Mark: Richard, Nadia: Frankie, because she is on Loose. Putting her aside, Richard. "I'm desperate for unfiltered in a world where we are so cautious." Nadia got upset after a conversation with I assume Maddie. She was telling Nads what it is like being a young person and having to be so careful about what you say etc. So glad I grew-up in the 70s, 80s and 90s. Nadia told her and her friend that the only way a person can cancel you, is if you purposefully go out of your way to offend or hurt them "and even then I would question it." Do we live in democracies or police states? Some of these wokesters would make the Stasi blush. Mark faffs with his pen, whilst saying unfiltered doesn't have to be offensive. "I hate this cancelling bollocks." Oh shit, they are talking sense, make it stop!
I'm a Celeb and don't young people win it because of social media? Nadia says you can't go into a reality programme without a big social media following. Mark leans over to whisper something to Nadia. RUDE! He says that literally has put me off things. Nadia says she doesn't know what he is talking about. Someone mentions Harry Redknapp won. Nadia:"I LOVE HARRY REDKNAPP, I did a Supermarket Sweep with him. He is so nice." Can these two drop any more names in this live? Nadia burned her finger and had it in a cup of water, goes off to get a cooler one. "So I burnt myself on the bloody microwave again." A chatter mentions it was better when they did live feeds. Do want to know how Dozy Tits burned her finger? She put his coffee in the microwave to heat it up, the mug had metal pain on it and touched, thus burning her digit.Jackie doesn't like it in the castle. Nadia has something her gob.
How to win an argument. The Times thinks with all the various global negotiations with COP 26, Brexit etc., is there something to learn from them regarding winning arguments? Mark thinks Nadia wins all the arguments in the home. Nadia:"Nah." While this is going on, a figure comes down the stairs. It's Nanny Di and she is all packed up. Nadia suggests that if Mark wanted to go to Guatemala for New Year's and she wanted to go to Cornwall, she wouldn't win. "You always decides where we go." Nanny Di goes to the kitchen to scavenge. Mark says he doesn't recognize this conversation and me? Well I am bored with it.Jackie asks the important question, who books it? There goes Maddie into the kitchen. Mark prattles on about most conversations being about winning and they don't have to be. Nadia asks about walking away from a conversation and Mark says she does it ALL. THE . TIME. "What's wrong with you? Why are you trying to have an argument? What's the matter with you?" I dunno, was Nanny Di on the junk when pregnant?
Nadia:"So what is your definition of winning the argument?" Mark:"You having the last word and the other person having to apologize." Nadia says Mark crawl to the corner of the house and whisper the last word. "You're that kid" and she mumbles something under her breath. Maddie goes back upstairs. Nadia says his apologies are the worst in the world. I imagine he does those sorry not sorry bs apologies. "Do not bring other people in to make you feel stronger, if you need other people you're in trouble." Bicker, bicker, bitch, bitch. Nadia mentions an episode of HTSM where they had to pause it for 2 days, because they had a massive row. Nadia wants to know, a not real sorry or no sorry at all. I think they both suck. Mark says he would be happy to receive a sorry and this sets Nadia off. She says she has said sorry to him even when he has been a moron. Diana says her partner never says sorry. Katie want them to change the subject. Faith hates sulkers. Someone Somewhere says Mark is phasing from Madeley to full Partridge.
Nadia was talking to Lisa about some couple's marriage not being good. Nadia said they look so happy in their Instagrams and Lisa quite rightly said, yeah but everybody looks happy on their Instagrams. Nadia says Mark's doesn't. Lisa said oh yeah, apart from you and Mark. Torren got their accreditation in psychotherapy. Mark feels their relationship has shifted, they are more tolerant of each other. He has crushes, she wants crushes and Nadia says we sound like blithering idiots. Sound like?Nadia like Ben off of Below Deck. "You are now making me feel physically unwell." And there goes my left ear as Mark does that manic cackling. "You're obsessive nature drives me to drink." My cat is going to drive me to drink this morning. The bugger has been annoying me, bit me, knocking things off the desk and won't piss off! Since Mark found out about Ben, Nadia says he has run riot with this and tells him to sort himself out. Loads of chatters have a crush on Ben too. He's alright, but dude needs to sort his wardrobe out, it's not 2002. "If you mention Ben one more time, I am going to ring him and ask him round to dinner." Mark is being sooooo annoying, more than usual. Mark says it is weird what she finds attractive. Uh, she married you didn't she? Mark goes on about having man crushes on Dwayne, Ryan Reynolds. Nadia threatens to put water on his computer. Do it!!
Mark goes through the list in The Times about winning argument, being understanding, be curious, to which he says to Nadia she is never curious. Nadia:"WHAT THE FUCK?" He started mimicking her. "I literally hate you." So do I Nadia, so do I. He says in an argument, if he got upset and lost his shit, she would never wonder why. "ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? I'VE SPENT MOST OF THE LAST 20 YEARS TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH YOU AND WHAT THE MATTER IS! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?...I'VE SPENT A LIFETIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! YOU'RE NEVER CURIOUS IS SUCH A RUDE THING TO SAY."
Time for a Rhyme says Mark you are being annoying.Anne asks why they are fighting. Happy birthday to James. No time for nostalgia chat, because they have to give Kiki a lift. Izzy says that Nadia is very patient with him and mentions the woman in the green jumpsuit. He claims he was the innocent, she came up to him all flirtatious. Nadia says she doesn't mention it "that green suit, ooh, ooh. " Welcome Glenda. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. Happy birthday to Sarah. OKAY GUYS THAT WAS FUN, NOT! WE MIGHT SEE YOU TOMORROW, I MIGHT NOT BE HERE, I MIGHT BE STAYING IN A HOTEL. Finally. Laters!
I agree it was time for nitty to put Mank in his place, but damn she's no better. She's controlling, lazy and spiteful too. Everything she said to him is how she is as well.
I'd be horrified if I was them, airing their dirty laundry for everyone to see....well we know they have no shred of shame in them with the way they behave, state of the hovel they live in, their lack of respect for anyone including themselves and their family.
They really need to grow the f**k up, they're not funny, not likeable and purely shameful.
They really are the lowest of the low.