Aww thanks!
It's nice to be appreciated and that some find my summaries are amusing. My self-sacrificing is all worth it then.
Okay, it's time for another installment of another scintillating episode of
Coffee Moaning! Another tale of Nads and her ongoing snoring, but no it was John Campbell talking while Nadia was fast asleep. Nads says he makes her laugh. Mark says, "I used to make you laugh by just dropping my trousers. She has left me for John Campbell." Ashley Gardner asking about the position she snores in. New horror in the house: Nads and her Airpods. She is blocking out the housefhold with them. Does she know that the technology in Bluetooth is not necessarily healthy, could be frying what is left in her brain? Nads is in love with John Campbell. Mark doesn't know where Cumbria is. Nads always thought it was in Wales, she says it near Scotland. Displaying southern ignorance of the north I see. "Oh it's the Lake District." Nads hated Geography in school. Question: Who hated Geography? (I loved Geography and took it as an option in high school. I weep for her teachers.)
COVID CHAT. Hotels being used for step down patients. Question: Is that a good idea guys? ICU staff with PTSD and drinking. Mark says take what Matt Hancock says with a pinch of salt. Andrea says Mark is much better looking than John Campbell.
Stop making his head swell. Just as I wrote that I realised you could take that 2 ways.
Bruce Willis without a mask. Nads waxing on about John Campbell. Hehehe. He said something about the vaccine delivery system is not efficient. Mark tries to for an explanation, but Nads isn't having it and says that John C knows more than you, "aren't I right Faith?" John C is her place of calm, Mark is not.
Someone says but, but, but not everyone can wear a mask... yeah yeah. Mark requests a John Campbell free zone for 5 mins. He is getting fed up with Nads' new squeeze. Ashley Gardner asks Mark how Christine Lampard is doing.
Faith Goodman wants to know when Betty and Teddy are getting the jab. Jill Lister says Bruce Willis is a knob. Yes he is. Debate in Aus about the vaccine efficacy.
Nicole Kidman to play Lucille Ball and Javier Bardem to play, as Mark says, the guy who played opposite to her in that TV show. Desi Arnaz.
IT WAS BLOODY DESI ARNAZ! Popcorn Junkies plug. Uh oh! Their electrics have gone, so has the boiler! Mark leaves to check something, so it is just Nads and her highlighter pink star on the tits jumper. Someone asks where he went. Some of these viewers are co-dependent. Nads is pissed about the news from Aus about the vaccine, so little good news she says. Bog off she says, she doesn't want to here it. Twice Xander has asked is Nanny Di coming today. She is coming over on Thursday you numbnuts.
(Great my cat is barfing from a height, it's raining dry food in my den now
). Erin says no vaccine protects you from catching the disease, vaccines make your immune system effective against the disease. So Nads tells Mark that no vaccine prevents you from catching the disease. Mark says "What?"
The look on his face just screams "You're talking
tit woman!"
Then she says it produces antibodies to fight it. Oh well of course. Maybe if someone spent more time paying attention in school, rather than passing notes in Geography class, they would be able to formulate their ideas in a coherent fashion. Lecky problems, flipping wifi. Nads is worried about the boiler, but she is grateful that she can turn on heat when she wants it. Electrician from Dulwich has been summoned. Terrible numbers from Ireland with UK variant. (We have the variant in my province now.)
Trump's YouTube channel shut down. Nads says he makes her sick. Oh Xander is stirring again, miserable hobglobin, saying can't ignore facts, stats are proven as bs... stats from November, wrong graphs. People are dying unnecessarily THAT IS A FACT. Stats debate. Birthday singing for Summer, Zoe. Nads doing an impression of Nanny Di singing like she is coughing up a furball. Nads suggests singing welcome family guests to the style of Happy Birthday. Mark says that will grate after a second, "You have no alert as to when something is overdone do you? Like me, I don't." Wow some self-awareness, GOOD JAWB MARK
Nads says, kettle, pot, black. Kiki says she can sing but she tries too hard. Nads says she sings over the top because she feels insecure. Mark says she doesn't look it. "That's cuz I fake to make it, I'm a TV presenter, that is what we do." Family live on Thursday. On Your Mark, Set, Cook is up if you want to peruse at your leisure. Singing, electrician business, more crap, mental health for the yoofs. Someone asks about Night Shift, they are sporadic cuz the girls are fed up, but lucky for us there is one this evening. See Xander, I told you Nanny Di would be in on Thursday. Hit the thumbs up, subscribe and How to Stay Married probably will be up today.
FIN! Off to clean up the furball mess.
so funny!!! Thanks bitterntwisted!
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Immature and a lack of respect but I guess she's just a product of her environment. 
