Nadia Sawalha #25 Flogmas: The Lying Witch & the Wardrobe vs. The Tw*t in the Hat

[missmickey]

Fingers crossed we have a new thread. It's amazing that the first Nadia Sawalha thread lasted for almost a year but since Feb 2020, this is their 23rd thread on tattle.
Thank you to Hopscotch for the inspired title.

There are some excellent summaries of the SwadderEley's car crash Vlogmas in thread #23, this new thread title does a pretty good job in itself.
Here's a wee recap on some of the other stuff:

• M continues to be so incredibly busy that he's taken to sharing his mundane to do lists with his submissives. It must be comforting to know that their idol also gets bogged down with the hoovering, recycling and trips to the Post Office sometimes. He still finds it tricky to shower, though. Relatable as ever.
• Apart from feeding N's parents a coronary-inducing pork pie and a high fat stollen all the #taxdeductible Christmas food has been devoured off camera.
• Whole boxes of Corona beer arrived and disappeared without a mention but Maddie didn't have a Tier-breaking 18th birthday party last weekend.
• On the other hand, all Di wants for Christmas is a turkey leg but she won't be getting one. N decided that a turkey leg would be too lavish as she picked luxury cake crumbs from between her teeth.
• N is working towards a 'pared back' Christmas of 18 Christmas trees and a fire hazard snow village.
• That's the extent of the Christmas content in Vlogmas 2020 - a year that's been so difficult we all deserve a special end of year treat.
• N rarely features these days, she's focusing mainly on stripping for the Gram.
• Poor Toffee and Chi Chi continue to be the only family members who are bullied into showing their faces. Rarely on a walk, though.
  
• There has been unrest amongst the submissives – trigger happy narc has blocked some of them, whilst others are uneasy about the ostentatiousness of the #gifted Christmas decs.
• We learned that M's moobs are sustained by £5.80 eclairs covered in gold dust.
• M has taken to filming himself (proudly) urinating and his wife on the toiLIT (cue the mock outrage) for content.
• The s are at an all time high.
• M has made friends with the postman as he eagerly awaits the arrival of Christmas cards from Christine Lampard, Angelina Jolie and Joe Wicks.
• Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Apparently, Coffee Morning limps on. Shite as it ever was.

 

[notSUBmissive]

Thankyou @missmickey for the new thread and recap

 

[bitterntwisted]

Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Oh sheeeet, forgot about that. I am going by the the yard stick set by reality tv and they usually end in disaster. Are we invited to this shindig virtually?

Mark impersonating Nadia choosing her clothes and throwing them on the floor was bang on, I will give him that.

 

[missmickey]

Oh sheeeet, forgot about that. I am going by the the yard stick set by reality tv and they usually end in disaster. Are we invited to this shindig virtually?

Mark impersonating Nadia choosing her clothes and throwing them on the floor was bang on, I will give him that.

He's had enough practice. The lazy wassock doesn't even pull his trousers back up after taking a dump. He just leaves them on the toilit floor.

 

[Ireckon]

Fantastic work Miss Mickey

 

[Misbehaving]

Fingers crossed we have a new thread. It's amazing that the first Nadia Sawalha thread lasted for almost a year but since Feb 2020, this is their 23rd thread on tattle.
Thank you to Hopscotch for the inspired title.

There are some excellent summaries of the SwadderEley's car crash Vlogmas in thread #23, this new thread title does a pretty good job in itself.
Here's a wee recap on some of the other stuff:

• M continues to be so incredibly busy that he's taken to sharing his mundane to do lists with his submissives. It must be comforting to know that their idol also gets bogged down with the hoovering and trips to the Post Office sometimes.
• Apart from feeding N's parents a coronary-inducing pork pie and a high fat stollen all the #taxdeductible Christmas food has been devoured off camera.
• On the other hand, all Di wants for Christmas is a turkey leg but she won't be getting one. N decided that a turkey leg would be too lavish as she picked luxury cake crumbs from between her teeth.
• N is working towards a 'pared back' Christmas of 18 Christmas trees and a fire hazard snow village.
• That's the extent of the Christmas content in Vlogmas 2020 - a year that's been so difficult we all deserve a special end of year treat.
• N rarely features these days, she's focusing mainly on stripping for the Gram.
• Poor Toffee and Chi Chi continue to he the only family members who are prepared to show their faces. Rarely on a walk, though.
  
• There has been unrest amongst the submissives – trigger happy narc has blocked some of them.
• We learned that M's moobs are sustained by £5.80 eclairs covered in gold dust.
• M has taken to filming himself (proudly) urinating and his wife on the toilet (cue the mock outrage) for content.
• The s are at an all time high.
• M has made friends with the postman as he eagerly awaits the arrival of Christmas cards from Christine Lampard, Angelina Jolie and Joe Wicks.
• Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Apparently, Coffee Morning limps on. Shite as it ever was.

Thanks missmickey for the new threadand excellent recap and also thanks to hopscotch for the frankly genius title..
great efforts all round i think...

 

[cormorant]

Fingers crossed we have a new thread. It's amazing that the first Nadia Sawalha thread lasted for almost a year but since Feb 2020, this is their 23rd thread on tattle.
Thank you to Hopscotch for the inspired title.

There are some excellent summaries of the SwadderEley's car crash Vlogmas in thread #23, this new thread title does a pretty good job in itself.
Here's a wee recap on some of the other stuff:

• M continues to be so incredibly busy that he's taken to sharing his mundane to do lists with his submissives. It must be comforting to know that their idol also gets bogged down with the hoovering, recycling and trips to the Post Office sometimes. He still finds it tricky to shower, though. Relatable as ever.
• Apart from feeding N's parents a coronary-inducing pork pie and a high fat stollen all the #taxdeductible Christmas food has been devoured off camera.
• Whole boxes of Corona beer arrived and disappeared without a mention but Maddie didn't have a Tier-breaking 18th birthday party last weekend.
• On the other hand, all Di wants for Christmas is a turkey leg but she won't be getting one. N decided that a turkey leg would be too lavish as she picked luxury cake crumbs from between her teeth.
• N is working towards a 'pared back' Christmas of 18 Christmas trees and a fire hazard snow village.
• That's the extent of the Christmas content in Vlogmas 2020 - a year that's been so difficult we all deserve a special end of year treat.
• N rarely features these days, she's focusing mainly on stripping for the Gram.
• Poor Toffee and Chi Chi continue to be the only family members who are bullied into showing their faces. Rarely on a walk, though.
  
• There has been unrest amongst the submissives – trigger happy narc has blocked some of them, whilst others are uneasy about the ostentatiousness of the #gifted Christmas decs.
• We learned that M's moobs are sustained by £5.80 eclairs covered in gold dust.
• M has taken to filming himself (proudly) urinating and his wife on the toiLIT (cue the mock outrage) for content.
• The s are at an all time high.
• M has made friends with the postman as he eagerly awaits the arrival of Christmas cards from Christine Lampard, Angelina Jolie and Joe Wicks.
• Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Apparently, Coffee Morning limps on. Shite as it ever was.

Thanks for the new thread and the brilliant summary, esp the moobs comments! And to everyone else, i don't give nearly as many thumbs up/ha-has/hearts to everyone's contributions as I should, but I really do enjoy everyone's contributions. (the title is great too!)

 

[Miss LDN]

Never seen such an unappealing Christmas lunch. Everything looks fried in grit. Oily and stodgy. Tons of butter and cream that's just extra stodge.
Her gravy always looks like flood water.

 

[Hopscotch]

Fingers crossed we have a new thread. It's amazing that the first Nadia Sawalha thread lasted for almost a year but since Feb 2020, this is their 23rd thread on tattle.
Thank you to Hopscotch for the inspired title.

There are some excellent summaries of the SwadderEley's car crash Vlogmas in thread #23, this new thread title does a pretty good job in itself.
Here's a wee recap on some of the other stuff:

• M continues to be so incredibly busy that he's taken to sharing his mundane to do lists with his submissives. It must be comforting to know that their idol also gets bogged down with the hoovering, recycling and trips to the Post Office sometimes. He still finds it tricky to shower, though. Relatable as ever.
• Apart from feeding N's parents a coronary-inducing pork pie and a high fat stollen all the #taxdeductible Christmas food has been devoured off camera.
• Whole boxes of Corona beer arrived and disappeared without a mention but Maddie didn't have a Tier-breaking 18th birthday party last weekend.
• On the other hand, all Di wants for Christmas is a turkey leg but she won't be getting one. N decided that a turkey leg would be too lavish as she picked luxury cake crumbs from between her teeth.
• N is working towards a 'pared back' Christmas of 18 Christmas trees and a fire hazard snow village.
• That's the extent of the Christmas content in Vlogmas 2020 - a year that's been so difficult we all deserve a special end of year treat.
• N rarely features these days, she's focusing mainly on stripping for the Gram.
• Poor Toffee and Chi Chi continue to be the only family members who are bullied into showing their faces. Rarely on a walk, though.
  
• There has been unrest amongst the submissives – trigger happy narc has blocked some of them, whilst others are uneasy about the ostentatiousness of the #gifted Christmas decs.
• We learned that M's moobs are sustained by £5.80 eclairs covered in gold dust.
• M has taken to filming himself (proudly) urinating and his wife on the toiLIT (cue the mock outrage) for content.
• The s are at an all time high.
• M has made friends with the postman as he eagerly awaits the arrival of Christmas cards from Christine Lampard, Angelina Jolie and Joe Wicks.
• Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Apparently, Coffee Morning limps on. Shite as it ever was.

I just wrote what I saw

 

[Jax04]

Great thread title
Thanks @missmickey for creating the thread

my latest vlogmas contribution....mank is a massive twit, who clearly didnt want to take bratia out on a date...and bratia didnt want to go out on a date either...but she did want to stuff her face with food, hence why she went on the date.
She has way too many clothes, most of them still with tags on...most of them dont fit her.
His clothes looked as manky and stinky as him.
still not bothered to paint the room before filling it with clothes.
They are both clueless about organising and were bored after 5 mins. I highly doubt itl be kept either clean or tidy

his face is just tit. More so when he ‘dances’.

 

[missmickey]

Fingers crossed we have a new thread. It's amazing that the first Nadia Sawalha thread lasted for almost a year but since Feb 2020, this is their 23rd thread on tattle.
Thank you to Hopscotch for the inspired title.

There are some excellent summaries of the SwadderEley's car crash Vlogmas in thread #23, this new thread title does a pretty good job in itself.
Here's a wee recap on some of the other stuff:

• M continues to be so incredibly busy that he's taken to sharing his mundane to do lists with his submissives. It must be comforting to know that their idol also gets bogged down with the hoovering, recycling and trips to the Post Office sometimes. He still finds it tricky to shower, though. Relatable as ever.
• Apart from feeding N's parents a coronary-inducing pork pie and a high fat stollen all the #taxdeductible Christmas food has been devoured off camera.
• Whole boxes of Corona beer arrived and disappeared without a mention but Maddie didn't have a Tier-breaking 18th birthday party last weekend.
• On the other hand, all Di wants for Christmas is a turkey leg but she won't be getting one. N decided that a turkey leg would be too lavish as she picked luxury cake crumbs from between her teeth.
• N is working towards a 'pared back' Christmas of 18 Christmas trees and a fire hazard snow village.
• That's the extent of the Christmas content in Vlogmas 2020 - a year that's been so difficult we all deserve a special end of year treat.
• N rarely features these days, she's focusing mainly on stripping for the Gram.
• Poor Toffee and Chi Chi continue to be the only family members who are bullied into showing their faces. Rarely on a walk, though.
  
• There has been unrest amongst the submissives – trigger happy narc has blocked some of them, whilst others are uneasy about the ostentatiousness of the #gifted Christmas decs.
• We learned that M's moobs are sustained by £5.80 eclairs covered in gold dust.
• M has taken to filming himself (proudly) urinating and his wife on the toiLIT (cue the mock outrage) for content.
• The s are at an all time high.
• M has made friends with the postman as he eagerly awaits the arrival of Christmas cards from Christine Lampard, Angelina Jolie and Joe Wicks.
• Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Apparently, Coffee Morning limps on. Shite as it ever was.

Big Thanks to the moderators for updating the title to thread #25.
I got carried away with the Maths at the beginning of the post.

 

[chipmunk]

Fingers crossed we have a new thread. It's amazing that the first Nadia Sawalha thread lasted for almost a year but since Feb 2020, this is their 23rd thread on tattle.
Thank you to Hopscotch for the inspired title.

There are some excellent summaries of the SwadderEley's car crash Vlogmas in thread #23, this new thread title does a pretty good job in itself.
Here's a wee recap on some of the other stuff:

• M continues to be so incredibly busy that he's taken to sharing his mundane to do lists with his submissives. It must be comforting to know that their idol also gets bogged down with the hoovering, recycling and trips to the Post Office sometimes. He still finds it tricky to shower, though. Relatable as ever.
• Apart from feeding N's parents a coronary-inducing pork pie and a high fat stollen all the #taxdeductible Christmas food has been devoured off camera.
• Whole boxes of Corona beer arrived and disappeared without a mention but Maddie didn't have a Tier-breaking 18th birthday party last weekend.
• On the other hand, all Di wants for Christmas is a turkey leg but she won't be getting one. N decided that a turkey leg would be too lavish as she picked luxury cake crumbs from between her teeth.
• N is working towards a 'pared back' Christmas of 18 Christmas trees and a fire hazard snow village.
• That's the extent of the Christmas content in Vlogmas 2020 - a year that's been so difficult we all deserve a special end of year treat.
• N rarely features these days, she's focusing mainly on stripping for the Gram.
• Poor Toffee and Chi Chi continue to be the only family members who are bullied into showing their faces. Rarely on a walk, though.
  
• There has been unrest amongst the submissives – trigger happy narc has blocked some of them, whilst others are uneasy about the ostentatiousness of the #gifted Christmas decs.
• We learned that M's moobs are sustained by £5.80 eclairs covered in gold dust.
• M has taken to filming himself (proudly) urinating and his wife on the toiLIT (cue the mock outrage) for content.
• The s are at an all time high.
• M has made friends with the postman as he eagerly awaits the arrival of Christmas cards from Christine Lampard, Angelina Jolie and Joe Wicks.
• Oh and less than two weeks to go until their vow renewal.

Apparently, Coffee Morning limps on. Shite as it ever was.

Thank you for creating title, and @Hopscotch, also twit in the hat came from @Billybob69

I think someone mentioned late down on the last thread and I couldn't return answer that the reason the Organised Friends have taken photos down is because they were alerted to the fact they had been mentioned on Tattle therefore not good for business.

So.. our tactics are working. (NOT for bringing down small business's) but from stopping business's going to he,r giving her everything she wants in order to 'influence.'

The more things she influences that get mentioned on here the better. So we've done Ninja, Organised Friends, Quaker Oats,Kate Beckinsale's overpriced tat, we need to find out the name of the Bra company we are currently being bombarded with and that 'collagen supplement.'
Hope I made sense.

 

[cormorant]

I honestly think we should use the official hashtags that are used by any of the companies that pay her. like ninjakitchenuk so that these companies if they have an auto notification for their hashtags via google a, know what they are actually associating themselves with, and b, that there are people that are totally put of their products by having them promoted by Nadia Sawalha. I honestly wouldn't buy any products that have any association with her. and I now don't for example buy quakeroatsuk because of their sponsoring of her. no percentage of anything i buy should go to that pair. Obviously those company are free to be associating themselves with a man who films his woman pissing without her consent and who then goes on to publish the footage of her pissing (or taking a dump, who knows) even though she expresses in that footage that she does not want the footage of her pissinng published and it is presumably published without her consent on the internet. But you know, that's not exactly a classy association is it, @no.1bra , @QuakeroatsUK , @donnamaylondon , @loosewomen , @missingpeople.uk , @actionforchildrenuk , @seafood_iceland , @art.bybox , @katieloxton , @absolutecollagen , @hodderbooks and @gleamentertainment , @sainsburys m @manilife_ amd @ninjakitchenuk.

 

[Hils]

I honestly think we should use the official hashtags that are used by any of the companies that pay her. like ninjakitchenuk so that these companies if they have an auto notification for their hashtags via google a, know what they are actually associating themselves with, and b, that there are people that are totally put of their products by having them promoted by Nadia Sawalha. I honestly wouldn't buy any products that have any association with her. and I now don't for example buy quakeroatsuk because of their sponsoring of her. no percentage of anything i buy should go to that pair. Obviously those company are free to be associating themselves with a man who films his woman pissing without her consent and who then goes on to publish the footage of her pissing even though she expresses in that footage that she does not want the footage of her pissinng published and it is presumably published without her consent on the internet. But you know, that's not exactly a classy association is it, @no.1bra

I totally agree. I remember when they were tidying the laundry room mark found something and asked nadia what it was and she said oh it's only a part of one of our ninjas. It was wrecked and filthy as it was under a whole lot of other things. I really dont know why these companies want them to sponsor their products which just get thrown on the floor somewhere and get ruined

Sorry @cormorant I didnt realise you had mentioned ninja

 

[cormorant]

I totally agree. I remember when they were tidying the laundry room mark found something and asked nadia what it was and she said oh it's only a part of one of our ninjas. It was wrecked and filthy as it was under a whole lot of other things. I really dont know why these companies want them to sponsor their products which just get thrown on the floor somewhere and get ruined

Sorry @cormorant I didnt realise you had mentioned ninja

no worries. think that was a late edit

 

[Grace Kelly]

Great thread name and recap!

I can't believe she did an advert for Quaker Oats, she hates porridge! She used to give Kaye loads of stick because she was always ordering it in Pret A Manger and Nadia would say how much she hated porridge; that Kaye was boring for ordering it. This is back when they used to vlog their walks to work in the mornings on facebook!

 

[Misbehaving]

I honestly think we should use the official hashtags that are used by any of the companies that pay her. like ninjakitchenuk so that these companies if they have an auto notification for their hashtags via google a, know what they are actually associating themselves with, and b, that there are people that are totally put of their products by having them promoted by Nadia Sawalha. I honestly wouldn't buy any products that have any association with her. and I now don't for example buy quakeroatsuk because of their sponsoring of her. no percentage of anything i buy should go to that pair. Obviously those company are free to be associating themselves with a man who films his woman pissing without her consent and who then goes on to publish the footage of her pissing (or taking a dump, who knows) even though she expresses in that footage that she does not want the footage of her pissinng published and it is presumably published without her consent on the internet. But you know, that's not exactly a classy association is it, @no.1bra , @QuakeroatsUK , @donnamaylondon , @loosewomen , @missingpeople.uk , @actionforchildrenuk , @seafood_iceland , @art.bybox , @katieloxton , @absolutecollagen , @hodderbooks and @gleamentertainment , @sainsburys m @manilife_ amd @ninjakitchenuk.

Good points and yes the footage of her using the toilet was a new low (massive violation of privacy) and whats even worse if that were possible is how one of the subs gets treated when she dares to raise the issue.
Basically mark bites back with one of his famously snarky replies don't worry guys its pixelated (so thats makes it ok for him!) and then finishes off with but we would never embarrass her that much! (more futile justification!) .The poor women in question (skye) feels rebuked so reiterates her point but ends it with the defensive i'm not being negative!) as if she'd said anything wrong!!
To top it all off what really got me was another sub then jumps in with
we know your not being negative skye loves and hugs (pass me the sick bag someone please) remember you've been through a lot lately!! so don't worry your little head about it and also insinuating that skye must be a bit ill so you can't really trust her word..
So this is both gaslighting and patronising all helmed by anchorman (wanker man) mark and as he has previously boasted he is proud of the subs atracking other subs all for his own benefit (weeding out the trolls).
What a sick little fucker he is

 

[rivermonster]

She is in the bar of shame on the DM website again. She is blatantly advertising the bras now.

Nadia Sawalha, 56, dances in her underwear to promote body confidence

The Loose Women star, 56, took to Instagram to post a fun video of herself dancing in black underwear in front of her Christmas tree.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Scottishfalpal1]

So London is going into tier 4

 

[chipmunk]

I honestly think we should use the official hashtags that are used by any of the companies that pay her. like ninjakitchenuk so that these companies if they have an auto notification for their hashtags via google a, know what they are actually associating themselves with, and b, that there are people that are totally put of their products by having them promoted by Nadia Sawalha. I honestly wouldn't buy any products that have any association with her. and I now don't for example buy quakeroatsuk because of their sponsoring of her. no percentage of anything i buy should go to that pair. Obviously those company are free to be associating themselves with a man who films his woman pissing without her consent and who then goes on to publish the footage of her pissing (or taking a dump, who knows) even though she expresses in that footage that she does not want the footage of her pissinng published and it is presumably published without her consent on the internet. But you know, that's not exactly a classy association is it, @no.1bra , @QuakeroatsUK , @donnamaylondon , @loosewomen , @missingpeople.uk , @actionforchildrenuk , @seafood_iceland , @art.bybox , @katieloxton , @absolutecollagen , @hodderbooks and @gleamentertainment , @sainsburys m @manilife_ amd @ninjakitchenuk.

Sorry I'm a bit non- teccy, so do you mean if we are talking about the Sadderleys on Twitter or other platforms we should (at/@) the company then # her name or the company's name, or both i.e @seafood_iceland #nadiasawalha #seafoodiceland #pissingintoliet etc.. attaching the derogatory things she does which associate her with their business


Sorry, I have heard the more hashtags you use the more traffic you pull in, if there were a dunce emoji, I would invite you all to Dunce me.