When they get told to call the police!have you ever seen any threads about smoking weed?! Jesus duck you would think that the poster asked “should I inject smack today in my lunch break”they seem awfully sheltered types of folks and I was born without a shelter
Yes, I’m sure the police have enough time to investigate someone smoking a spliff in their own garden and not causing any trouble/being loud 
Plus they call weed smokers criminals and there was a thread about that TV program which was a reality show about the buses in London (how exciting) and I think it was called the Fare Dodgers, or something catchy like that, anyhoo this one fare dodger was called an “absolutely disgusting criminal” all because he dodged a fare!When they get told to call the police!
if that’s what constitutes a criminal then I would hate to see what they thought of a real criminal, jeez they would have no pearls left as they would be pulled down with all the clutchingBeing a goady witch on MN is funny, esp the feminist threads, Jesus wept they are bleeping crazy, they are basically trying to stop porn because it’s so unethical and all the women are trafficked, yawn, of course there are trafficked women but I’m sure the majority are not!Anyone just go on MN still for a giggle?
Any story about badly behaved step children is ALWAYS followed up with comments like ‘were you the other woman?’
Husband stays at the pub an hour longer than he said ‘lynch the b!!! He is cheating on you!!!’
any minor inconvenience on someone’s street ‘log it with 101’
The feminist threads are beyond crazy!!! Constantly dragging sex workers and refusing to believe sex work IS real work (despite what opinions you may have on it). And the transphobia on there is off the scale!!!
Oh god yeah the sex work threads! A sex worker was once on it and she was doing an AMA (ask me anything) and one woman asked if she paid tax (yawn) and another asked if she gave any thought to the women whose hubby’s she was sleeping with! Unbelievable out of all the things she could have asked! I think lots of MN are threatened by sex workers in all honesty and I think that half of them suspect their hubby’s of going with hookers.
They do believe that they are hugely important and they even think that they influence soap storylines!!
...they will say things on the Emmerdale board and then weeks later they will say that the Emmerdale producers must read MN because they were complaining about x y z and now x y x has been fixed with all thanks to MNThey are just very snobby all together, it’s the same with their reviews on clothes etc, high street doesn’t seem good enough for them so they pay over the odds.
Ah but don't you just love it when someone recently asks (property board) if having £2600 monthly after the mortgage payment was enough to live on as a single person.They are just very snobby all together, it’s the same with their reviews on clothes etc, high street doesn’t seem good enough for them so they pay over the odds.
I think half of them lie about their incomes, class status, where they live etc, that’s the beauty of the internet in that people can be anonymous.
Also if you shave your cat then your ‘obviously a porn star wannabe’ who attracts paedophiles and your disgusting.
Also if your hubby watches porn knowing that you, the wife doesn’t like it, then you should leave the b and they only know that their hubby’s have been watching porn because they went snooping in his phone!
From Ocado of courseYes!! Or the people who spend £300 a week on their grocery shopping
Yeah and I hate their lingo too and they just have a different humour from us Brits and as we are quite dry and sarcastic then they always think the sarcasm is real so you spend your time constantly explaining that you were just being sarcastic, CBA with it!
