I think I’m going into early menopause. It’s that or early dementia or late Autism. I’m unsure at the moment, I’m going to spend some of the money from my 6 figure salary on a private medical appointment to discuss it. I’m just waiting for my husband to have time to look after our three sets of (tall and slim) twins around his 6 figure salary and niche hobby, because we’ve gone NC with everyone we’ve ever known so I don’t have anyone else to look after them while I go.
Mumsnet #9 It’s like it’s their first day as people.
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New thread title Mumsnet: they did mean to be so rude.I’m going to miss this thread title
Do you usually get so affected by thread titles OP? Could you be on the spectrum?I’m going to miss this thread title
Yes, it's not tattle she needs, it's a GP
I'm pretty sure if heaven exists, it smells of badedas.
What is Dove then, if it's not soap? My nan has a massive green chunk of soap by her kitchen sink the size of a house brick, I'm not sure where she gets it from, but it smells really fresh and clean. She uses it for handwashing her smalls (nanspeak for knickers and tights) and I really want to get some, though not to wash my own smalls, they go in the washing machine with my bigs
My undergarments can’t reasonably be described as smalls 
Those ones on the left, I always think the wearer is off for their shift at the abattoir. They’re vile. How can any sane person wear them?
Please tell you've all seen the "wedding guest attire" thread in AIBU?
OP has posted pics of a dress her 21 daughter wants to wear to a family wedding. One poster said it looks like something a prostitute would wear - it so doesn't!! Whilst others are suggesting alternative dresses for her 21 year old, dresses that would suit your elderly aunt!!
OP has posted pics of a dress her 21 daughter wants to wear to a family wedding. One poster said it looks like something a prostitute would wear - it so doesn't!! Whilst others are suggesting alternative dresses for her 21 year old, dresses that would suit your elderly aunt!!
I think it’s perimenopause, tbh
Ugh that thread. Replies written by misogynists who clearly don’t go to weddings that young people also attend.
No cleavage in case there’s also a pervy uncle at the wedding? WTAF?
RE: moving to Yorkshire because of Happy Valley…… best not tell her half of Sundays episode was filmed in Bolton then, don’t wanna burst her little bubble 
Very distracting ‘ mum why they pretending Bolton town centre is Sheffield?’
Very distracting ‘ mum why they pretending Bolton town centre is Sheffield?’
Ithi
Is this the version where God gets cancelled for assigning Adam and Eve's sexes at 'birth'. It's much shorter than the normal Bible.
Someone said Yorkshire's god's own country and another poster said that statement has an "air of desperation" about it 
you literally couldn't make it up
you literally couldn't make it up To be fair, the two dresses posted were a bit over the top and bridesmaidy, not really right for a guest.
I did however laugh at the poster who suggested a frumpy Hobbs dress instead where the model is wearing a massive hat and the overall look is giving Queen Camilla.
I feel so sorry for the poster who suggested Hobbs and Coast. Bless her trying to help but being really out of touch. She would get on well with my mum who was the source of many a disastrous outfit for me when I was younger. Makes me absolutely squirm inside looking back on what she’d dress me in
As long as it’s not Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir.
If it is it will be confirmation that I don’t belong there.
Can't believe they still make Fenjal - thought it went out with the ark.
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