Mosh pit.In other news, Nan has tracked down my favourite singer Brendan Boone and, for my landmark birthday (outing but I’m not 30 or 50) she’s going to buy us both tickets for his next Manchester gig - and throwing in a hotel and all you can eat brekkie. Nan ain’t your average 90 year old, she wants barrier tickets
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This is the funniest thread on TATTLE 
Water tray or some such random play table I've never heard of...
These people are obsessed with farting, and letting us know how healthy the diets they consume are.
It's been deleted now so I'll never know what it was! I'll just tell myself she's terrified that they're serving cupcakes and she might have to eat a whole one rather than a half a square inch of wedding cake.
Oh it was boring. The couple were doing some of kind Great British Bake Off thing and asked guests to bake and bring cake.
That's such a good idea, I'd invite like 250 people and my honeymoon would just be a week of eating cake!
And that’s precisely why we all love you
Hairdressers are thickos who are too thick to do anything else, dropped out of school because they're thick, they all drive white range rovers, have loads of Botox and believe in tarot cards. They also have no critical thinking skills because they're thick. #ILearntItOnMumsnet
More hairdresser info for any poors here who cut their own hair and don't know any hairdressers.
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The top 4% of fibre eaters in the country are all mumsnet users id say. No one else has the time to work it out.
The amount of tit produced by most Mumsnet posters suggests they have very fibrous diets.
I have absolutely no idea how much fibre I'm supposed to eat, how to work it out, why I should eat it or how much I eat on average. I'll leave a note for the DCoroner.
You won’t be sorry flippant when you have ‘not in the top 4% of fibre eaters’ listed as your primary cause of death on your death certificate.
Putting that on my gravestone!
Meh, it’s fine. I did the necessary research some time ago and discovered that doughnuts have fibre in, so if I eat enough of them I can easily get 30g in.
Call me cynical (because I am) but nothing about this rings true.
10yr old boy accidentally sees his dad's text messages arranging bookings with sex workers on a shared family ipad linked to the cloud.
Son then uses his own non-smart phone to somehow look up escorts and send them texts asking for bookings.
Mum is more concerned about arranging therapy for said 10yr old than kicking her husband into touch.
10 year olds dont wait months to reveal stuff like that. They're 10 year olds, they can't keep a secret.
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