‘Senior HR here’Ooh let me predict some replies
1. What is “sleep”?
2. You’re so insensitive, my nephew’s ex best friend’s dog walker’s aunt’s hairdresser’s daughter went to school with someone who is DEAD and now can’t ever wake up.
3. Wine is full of sugar and alcohol, you are a diabetic alcoholic ratbag who is solely responsible for all the problems with DNHS.
4. I am so teeny tiny that a sip of coffee is enough to fill me up for weeks on end.
5. Kindly, OP, you sound lazy. No is a complete sentence and are you on glue? <tinkly laugh >
6. I asked my DH and he agrees with you.
7. I don’t wake up in the morning as I work night shifts. I cannot relate to this at all.
8. I hope you don’t mind me saying but you sound abnormally exhausted with disturbed sleep patterns, it’s either peri or dementia but possibly both.
9. Omg waking up before your alarm is a sign of sepsis. A&E! Now!
10. Are you on Mounjaro? This started happening to me when I was on the weight loss jabs. Then, my hair started to fall out and one ear turned completely purple with white stripes. Then, my eyeballs rolled out of my eye sockets and the dog grabbed them! Can’t see a thing now, my hubby is typing for me. Also, my hands turned into broccoli so i couldn’t type even if I could see. Rover the dog is somewhere in the garden with my evil witch MIL playing fetch with my eyeballs. Weight loss injections are really dangerous. Just eat less and move more. Calories in vs calories out.
‘Male perspective here’
