Oh they know what an affair is alright…What is cold play?
What is an affair?
What is a video?
What is hugging?
Oh they know what an affair is alright…What is cold play?
What is an affair?
What is a video?
What is hugging?
Most of them only know about gay affairs their husbands have though, one between a man and a woman must be confusingOh they know what an affair is alright…![]()
No, honestly...I put the 'fun' in funeral director!Wait - so our characters are determined by our profession? duck knows what that would say about a forensic psych!
Or are we attracted to certain professions to fit our character? Maybe only really dull people are chartered accountants? (I don't know any accountants, so have no clue, but it just sounds boring.)
Hopefully you can get them delivered
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Large Stottie
Large Stottie is baked fresh for your order and has a shelf-life of 3 days from baking.Traditional to the North of England, a Stottie is a white, soft, oven-bottom bread bun; golden on the outside with a light-texture inside. Stotties are disc-shaped with a central dimple. This Large White...www.botham.co.uk
It may depend where in Scotland you are but I hope you are able to get some for your husband.
We need a petition to make stotties available in all Greggs!
I usually slice horizontally and fill/butter and then quarters...if I am feeling generousHow does one eat a stottie? Would it be ok to slice it horizontally across the middle and have it as a big bap?
Of course it would!How does one eat a stottie? Would it be ok to slice it horizontally across the middle and have it as a big bap?
Cold Play is definitely the problem here. We don’t question the kids cam.That space between cold and play makes the post simply incomprehensible of course
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Ding ding!What is cold play?
What is an affair
What is a video?
What is hugging?
Adhesive ham? DOcado only sell naice ham. Where do you get adhesive ham? Is it a northern thing a la gammonista?Stick to "adhesive" things - ham
I have 'social' in my job title. Imagine the horror
I'm true Northern aka Scottish, not the fake North that the Northern English claim2 mins to devour an entire stottie?
Carb boot camp...NOW!
I don't understand how you dislike stotties? Are you actually even a Northern?
Hope Mr SkinKaare enjoys![]()
Six figure special?I have 'specialist' in mine.
Granted, the rest of my title denotes what I'm a specialist in, but you can't spell specialist without special.
So I'm special.
You are not alone mate.I hate these bleeps sooooo much!
An all-inclusive Tui tablecloth?I'm going to come to you lot with my dilemma as posting on mumsnet would not be helpful in any way. What would you plan to wear to a summer wedding where the dress code is 'dress to impress'?I don't know if it means ball gowns, or just don't wear a tracksuit. Of course I could ask the bride but where's the fun in that. I'm a mumsnet certified fatty so maybe a sack dress would be a good idea
Still laughing at this from the Coldplay thread.Ding ding!