The DFrench may have their faults but that seems unduly harsh.
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At 80 years old each, I wouldn't be booking a duck off expensive holiday involving helicopters in the US for five months in the future, personally.
That's hardly fair, you have all that sugar and E numbers to pep you up after an encounter with one
Yes, and we don't want them here. Maybe she doesn't realize Las Vegas is in America, it's a Spanish name after all
Well it was probably a lovely cut of albacore and line-caught blah blah. But £14? For a hefty sandwich?
Tbf I didn’t read the label, just the price tag - it might’ve come with a DGreggs £50 voucher.
Hmmm like the Titanic. I like your thinking
A MN wedding buffet!
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Did they all get served a massive salad?
Someone else on Mumsnet has an 80 year old neighbour who is a heroin dealer.
One chicken leg between 20 people?
Oh Bread darling, they wouldn't share a leg as it's far too fatty. A sliver of breast should keep them full for a month
They must live in my old house. Beryl next door was well known for dealing. (I'm being serious
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Well the state pension doesn't go far, you know.They must live in my old house. Beryl next door was well known for dealing. (I'm being serious
BREAD! Are you having a laugh? THE CARBS!
Somebody's mithering about a date that turned up with wine, his dog (always a winner for me there), three leftover tomatoes and a packet of mozzarella.
Mumsnet is on fire. Again.
It would have been terrible had he bought a new packet instead of scrabbling around in the back of the fridge because;
Too mild a criticism for you (and your eyes aren't bleeding from the spelling)?
Of course, people expecting more than a half eaten packet of golf balls are singlehandedly contributing to the end of Civilisation as we know it;
Must have been a whole 30 calories there, of course they'd waste another 30 from being too full.
But it's the Patriarchy, you see -
Nah, it's the massive age gap between them that's the problem -
He's 69 and she's 60.
Mumsnet is on fire. Again.
It would have been terrible had he bought a new packet instead of scrabbling around in the back of the fridge because;
Too mild a criticism for you (and your eyes aren't bleeding from the spelling)?
Of course, people expecting more than a half eaten packet of golf balls are singlehandedly contributing to the end of Civilisation as we know it;
Must have been a whole 30 calories there, of course they'd waste another 30 from being too full.
But it's the Patriarchy, you see -
Nah, it's the massive age gap between them that's the problem -
He's 69 and she's 60.
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Look, clearly he’s a cradle robbing misogynist feeder.
Never have two tomatoes caused such a drama.
I bet they have somewhere deep in the Mumsnet archives.
That's because people who eat tomatos are either in a diabetic coma or drop dead from obesity related illnesses, so they can't cause drama.
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