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Apparently your cause of death will be the smell of tom Hardy's balls, leave a note for the Dcoroner.
Hopefully he’ll put it slightly more tactfully and call it an extraordinary olfactory event. And looking on the bright side it would be 100% accurate for me to have “She died doing what she loved best” on my gravestone.
 
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He looks like he never changes his underpants!!
Im assuming you’re talking about the next Mr Begotten?
If I ever work out how to breach the restraining order he wouldn’t have time to put any underpants on in the first place, let alone change them.
 
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Shithole is back again asking for help with making a payment plan to pay off some debts. Except she wont tell people how much money she has spare in order to come up with said payment plan so it's another useless thread where she won't take anyones advice
 
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Maybe I'm just particularly irritable today but there's a thread about a 15 year old who complains about what her parents make for tea, and one of the first replies is "just offer toast and cereal".

I swear mumsnet is the only forum on the planet where people "offer" food to their children. It's such a bleeping annoying turn of phrase. She's 15 fgs. There's no offer! It's in the kitchen and presumably therefore accessible to everyone living there?
see also ‘plate up’ 🤢
 
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Shithole is back again asking for help with making a payment plan to pay off some debts. Except she wont tell people how much money she has spare in order to come up with said payment plan so it's another useless thread where she won't take anyones advice
She doesn't understand. Apparently.
 
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Shithole is back again asking for help with making a payment plan to pay off some debts. Except she wont tell people how much money she has spare in order to come up with said payment plan so it's another useless thread where she won't take anyones advice
Is this to repay the money she borrowed for the Shitholiday?
 
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They're coming up with plans where she would need to pay around £90 a week for about 20 weeks. I don't know about everyone else, but she does not give me the impression that she has that kind of money spare every week
 
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Oh dear - can no-one around SH help? It doesn't sound too complicated.

Train picnic thread is still ramblin' on (toot toot)
 
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If my kids refuse tea they get told to make themselves some toast and have a piece of fruit. I don't offer them anything. I made dinner once, that was my offering. Don't like it? Then they can sort something else themselves. I don't offer them alternatives because I'm not a waitress doing the specials of the day and they know where the toaster and bread is as well as the fruit bowl.
Those of you of a certain vintage (dementia-riddled old hags) will have heard their mothers kindly offering a choice: like it or lump it.

Apologies in advance for those of you whose mothers ghosted you, then sadly died. Before offering you something else.
 
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Oh god shithole is so irritating isn't she. It's like she suddenly remembers she needs to misspell a word 'weather' for whether' or something.
They're all annoying me today!
 
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Oh god shithole is so irritating isn't she. It's like she suddenly remembers she needs to misspell a word 'weather' for whether' or something.
They're all annoying me today!
She drives me mad tbh. It's very selective
 
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She says that seeing the word chatgpt throws her brain upside down but didn't she say in another thread that she used it to plan her garden... 🤔
 
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They're coming up with plans where she would need to pay around £90 a week for about 20 weeks. I don't know about everyone else, but she does not give me the impression that she has that kind of money spare every week
The takeaways, skips, decorating, holidays etc says to me that's she does. She's got money to be impulsive with. She won't do anything though, because it would be in her best interests.

I can't find the loan thread so did a Google search using her username. How did we miss her kicking her back door in? Imagine living next to her.
 

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