Nailed it!For anyone new to Mumsnet and needing a recap, this pretty much sums it up
They hate:
Fat people
Kids
Old people
Their husbands
Their husbands family
Their neighbours
Dogs
Carbs
Skinny jeans
If you’re skinny and willing to spend £350 on a dress made from an old hessian sack then they’ll love you. Unless you’re friends with their husband
1 boy 1 girl who are both what???? Gifted and talented? Called Persephone? Teeny tiny? Massive salad eaters?On paper I have a lot of things that could make me a Mumsnetter. Detached house with soon to be no mortgag, 1 boy 1 girl who are both and a husband who has a lot of money and we both went to Russell Group universities. However I'm fat and we live in the north and I don't hate all other people. If I lose weight though then all my dresses will be shapeless sacks
“it has not been sunny”Don’t forget if your experience is different to the 5 mile radius from where they live then you are obviously lying
I am looking forward to the inevitable “shouldn’t they be in school” comments when the Scottish (and I believe Irish) schools break up for summer weeks before the English at the end of this month
Typical response that, when someone posts about not being invited to a barbecue (of which there will be many, many threads) - "it's been raining all day, OP, how can anyone be planning a barbecue?" "it's minus zero outside with gale force winds, how can anyone be planning a barbecue?" and the whole thread descends into bickering about the different weather conditions through the British Isles, and the poor OP who hasn't been invited, is ignored.“it has not been sunny”
well, Brenda, maybe not for you but it might well have been sunny in other place, you utter muppet!
It’s probably because you need to have carbs if you exercise.Biwi is a proper danger.
I mean, she’s practically telling people not to bother exercising, like weight loss is the only reason someone would want to go for a run or something.
She's advocating her low carb bootcamp with no qualifications whatsoever, and encouraging other posters to join her in her disordered eating.Biwi is a proper danger.
I mean, she’s practically telling people not to bother exercising, like weight loss is the only reason someone would want to go for a run or something.
I was reading a thread yesterday about deferring primary school places in Scotland, someone helpfully commented “they’d be the oldest in the year in England” or similar. But the OP isn’t in England?!Don’t forget if your experience is different to the 5 mile radius from where they live then you are obviously lying
I am looking forward to the inevitable “shouldn’t they be in school” comments when the Scottish (and I believe Irish) schools break up for summer weeks before the English at the end of this month
I have a detached house, two hollow legged sons (only one is a rugby player though), and the husband with the 6 figure salary.On paper I have a lot of things that could make me a Mumsnetter. Detached house with soon to be no mortgag, 1 boy 1 girl who are both and a husband who has a lot of money and we both went to Russell Group universities. However I'm fat and we live in the north and I don't hate all other people. If I lose weight though then all my dresses will be shapeless sacks
I went to Tesco with my mum once and stayed in the car while she shopped because my baby was asleep in the back. She asked if I needed anything (because she didn’t cut me off and change the locks as soon as I turned 18), so I asked if she could just get a couple of pizzas for me & DH for tea. One pizza - she got me ONE pizza - for us both to share, and a bag of salad. We have been NC ever since, naturally.I have a detached house, two hollow legged sons (only one is a rugby player though), and the husband with the 6 figure salary.
Unfortunately I am size Very Fat, from NI, the 6 figure husband is one of those foreign men they love to scaremonger and panic about, I open the door when someone knocks, make workmen snacks and tea and don't have an issue with them using the loo, and we eat one pizza each for dinner instead of sharing one between us and being painfully full afterwards.
So I will never be accepted on MN
There was someone last week complaining about “hundreds of children” on a cruise. It was pointed out to her that schools in many other countries have already finished for the summer. Here in Florida they finished on May 31. In Texas they finished on May 17. Unless she interviewed each and every child, she can’t possibly know where they go to school.Don’t forget if your experience is different to the 5 mile radius from where they live then you are obviously lying
I am looking forward to the inevitable “shouldn’t they be in school” comments when the Scottish (and I believe Irish) schools break up for summer weeks before the English at the end of this month
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