@girlinbrum hollow legs means you can't stop eating so I guess non-hollow would be the reverse!
Not heard that before either.
Not heard that before either.
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The Tichel troll again. aka the Dumphone troll and probably also the green leaves, plimsoll and bison troll.
I only remember 2 (recent ones), there was a very boring one who was on about a house/hotel, someone called Hamish?
Then the one on about cats? End of the world? That one made me giggle
Then the one on about cats? End of the world? That one made me giggle
This made me think of mumsnetters
I had Dsepsis which turned into Dseptic shock and my organs failed and I ended up in a coma for several weeks. Thanks to DNHS, I lived to tell the tale….and eat all the carbs.
It was probably caused by the fact I’m fat and eat UPFs, although I did get very thin after being so ill (think size French) but sadly, gained it all back.
Why are so many mumsntetters bothered about what other school run parents think of them, when they only see them for a few minutes a day during term time?
But is he addicted to porn though? If he’s ever opened pornhub even once he’s a porn addict, supports all the evil things like human trafficking etc and you must LTB immediately
Fat and healthy is better than size French and ill. So glad you’re fully recovered.I had Dsepsis which turned into Dseptic shock and my organs failed and I ended up in a coma for several weeks. Thanks to DNHS, I lived to tell the tale….and eat all the carbs.
I could not agree more. I am happy and alive and grateful. I appreciate my life far more than I ever did before and I don’t care if my MASSIVE salads are more croutons and dressing than lettuce leaves. You get only one life and it’s for living. #carbs #UPFs4ever
Shithole / shitmum / shithead is back again waffling to herself with another pointless thread
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I read “GS” as German shepherd. I was thinking “just put it outside when you clean the house. Works for my 3 dogs”.
Works for babies too (if you put them in a pram). My DD would sleep for hours tucked up in her pram under a tree. I’m way beyond offering advice to Mumsnetters though as some twit will come along and accuse me of child neglect
Nah - they've actually opened the front door...
As someone whose close relative had sepsis a few weeks ago, I can say they have NO IDEA how ill it can make people. The weirdos.
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Just seen this. It's extremely frightening isn't it? I'm glad you recovered xxI had Dsepsis which turned into Dseptic shock and my organs failed and I ended up in a coma for several weeks. Thanks to DNHS, I lived to tell the tale….and eat all the carbs.
‘It all starts with a little cake’ what about a large cheesy chips and chicken wrap?Thank god this Duchess of Mumsnet Behaviour threw out her children’s sweets so they didn’t turn into big fat cake guzzling fucks like their friends
View attachment 3028798No cake for minuscule mumsnet children, only special chair and book
I used to work on sepsis/septic shock/multi organ failure and it sounds like you had a very close call. The vast majority don’t come back from that. HugsI had Dsepsis which turned into Dseptic shock and my organs failed and I ended up in a coma for several weeks. Thanks to DNHS, I lived to tell the tale….and eat all the carbs.
Maybe the fact that you were not size French aided your survival.
It was a pretty frightening time. Not for me, I was unconscious!I used to work on sepsis/septic shock/multi organ failure and it sounds like you had a very close call. The vast majority don’t come back from that. Hugs
Maybe the fact that you were not size French aided your survival.
But yes, on a serious note, I was well nourished and young so I had the reserves and the muscle mass. We joke about DNHS but they were very “D” in this situation.
Bet they logged it with 101 first, though.
Hah! He doesn’t do porn! Yeah yeah, they all say that! But he really doesn’t! He doesn’t have celeb crushes either. I am his one and only, and that’s just lovely! Honestly, it’s been 18 years and he’s still the finest man I’ve ever met.
Feel free to vom!!
Sorry I couldn't resist the
reaction 
probably because I am a bitter old spinster, jealously trying to disrupt married couples, as MN would tell me.Or as I like to think of it, happily single!