Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

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They are always banging on about what their "cool" teenage daughters wear. I'm in my 50s, I don't give a shit what teenagers are wearing and I'm certainly not going to emulate it and be the world's saddest middle-aged woman.
That's officially me! Aged 49 and loving my Nike dunks and White fox hoodies.
 
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My teenager has just been through my trunk of 90’s clothes and is happily wearing most of it. Low slung and wide legged jeans, fitted t’s, strappy dresses over fitted tees, combats etc.

If I could get into it I’d also be wearing it
The only thing that still fits me from the 90's is my Adidas Gazelles
 
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Now, now please be kind. Many of them are worried they’ll be…..tired!
 
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you could go one up from that

such as 'I still dress from my 90''s trunk of clothes that were OLD size 6's and they are still too big for me!' LOL.
 
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The 'Is addiction a choice' thread is nasty. Apparently addicts choose to be so and just don't stop when they jolly well could. I've posted on it a bit just to be told that I and other ex addicts are very weak and choose to be horrid drunks. Some people need a serious slap
 
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Goodness me.
Some of you still wearing your clothes from the 90s? You must all be enormous. Can’t you still fit into your baby clothes? I certainly can.
*head tilt, tinkly laugh, licks picture of a lettuce leaf*
 
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Calling @CrimsonCountess!! The tattler with skills to start a new thread, your input is required.
This was a thread suggestion:

A cesspit of superiority, casual racism, loathing, and tinkly laughter
Your wish is my command🪄

 
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