That was my immediate thought. He's admitted to being bi, ergo he must also be into children. Mumsnet need to act quickly with these kind of threads.
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Yup, the nearest I've ever got to shagging a celeb was calling Bruno Brookes a bleep in 1989
You never who she was going to claim to have had a threesome with nextBest troll ever!!!!!
I bet it looks great on your CV though.
It's gone for breaking talk guidelines which is a bit ambiguous. Don't know if something happened or if it's for trolling
You absolute legend
Nah, Noddy only claimed to have shagged someone from Brookside.
Mysterious Mystery had shagged EVERYONE, was Tom Hiddleston's fuckbuddy, had a 3some with Madonna and Carmen Electra and knew the inside story on everyone and anyone from Hollyoaks to Hollywood. She was a trooper of a troll.
It's just a shame that she'd posted from Tom's LA mansion saying he was making breakfast for the pair of them, after a lust-filled night, and at exactly the same time, Tom himself was photographed walking his dog in London.
It was also at the height of the pandemic when travel was seriously restricted so quite how she managed to zip over to LA every other weekend was baffling, when most of us couldn't even get on a bus.
Terry Wogan?
I'd brag about that tbf
In her dreams.
I thought she’d claimed to have had a hot and steamy sesh with the person who played Zippy on Rainbow and a torrid threesome with Val Doonican and the front end of one of the woolly mammoths from Game of Thrones.
Hang on, who shagged Zippy? 
I'm sure Noddy claimed to have shagged more than one celeb. Plus she was teeny tiny and rich...
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Noddy? I’m so confused tooHang on, who shagged Zippy?
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Didn’t she say she lost her virginity to one of the dragons (as in den)?
Best bit of all was that despite being regularly propositioned by the likes of Scarlett Johanson, her benchmark for ‘the woman who has achieved everything’ was Linda Lusardi
I must have missed all the Noddy shagging stories, I only remember the bloke from Brookie, although wasn't there a footballer or two in the mix as well? She's probably a 32 stone shut-in real life who can't even drive, let alone fret about buying a car. Anyway, no-one from Mumsnet is getting a code from me. I like Tattle too much to risk my account. The tattle code begging threads seem to have stopped for now.
A go on Terry would be well worth bragging about.
You might not walk straight for a while afterwards, mind you
Well that horrendous picture is a perfect time to start a new thread so I never have to see it again
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I'm sure there was a boxer too.
But yeah no codes from me either!
Oh gosh, I’m not sure where to lookA go on Terry would be well worth bragging about.
You might not walk straight for a while afterwards, mind you
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