Mumsnet #39 Chatbot or fatbot?

[TenerifeTigger]

I met some people off digital spy once. Got twatted on lime vodka, spent the night puking then had to spend hours the next day with a racist Ukipper. Great times.

I loved digital spy back in the day until they got rid of the general discussion forums. I still post occasionally though. Mainly just in tv.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Ooh that's a shit poem. It didn't go down well at all

 

[ButtonDownTheHutches]

Maybe I’m a bit naive, because I thought she was pretty “normal” and I liked her humour.

Same

I did skip a few of the MN threads as I was madly busy with work, so maybe I missed some suspicious shenanigans

 

[dressinggownofdoom]

Subway do an extra spicy version of their chipotle sauce now

 

[Allthatjaz]

OH had gas and air yesterday for a “procedure”. Obv I can’t reveal what, as it’d be too outing



(Camera up his arse)

Ah I had that too,pretty good stuff init

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Aw I thought it was really sweet the quote where he said people who see him eating his Big Mac think it's his first time because he's so happy. And his work colleagues get them for him when he's on a double shift, and his Mum and wife are ok with it all. I mean it's a bit weird but he's happy and 70 and been eating them since 1972 so ....
And I really fancy a Big Mac now, but one from 1985 when they were a delicious Mac Attack treat, not a disappointment of a husk in a brioche bun like they are recently

 

[kendallroysdownfall]

I smoked the menthol version of these until about 15 years ago. I haven't thought about cigarettes since then, other than to cringe in shame as to how awful I must have smelled to others.

Last night, though, my dreams were filled with me desperately looking for a shop, in the wee small hours, that sold menthol cigarettes. Basically, I was prepared to pay any amount for them!!

Damn you, Tattlers!!

I'm afraid nowhere sells them now. You can get cigarillos or make your own with crushballs but it's illegal for shops to sell them in the UK.

 

[VC10]

Nuclear War isn't all it's cracked up.to be

 

[ZanzibarDreaming]

maybe I should start a one Big Mac a day weight loss diet. I could write a book and mcds would sponsor me.

I actually used to know someone who lost about seven stones on exactly that diet. What his arteries are like now I’m not sure, but it definitely worked in terms of weight loss.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Were the dogs racist then, what was the conclusion?

 

[cowtastrophe]

I see Noddy is being berated by Biwi for wanting to lose weight and then Noddy pointed Biwi to this thread regarding the bananas and being a food Hitler

Bloody hell, I just AS’d her and she’s as rude as fuck on nearly every thread she’s on!
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Aside: I thought Noddy had been banned?

 

[Brandshinynew]

Tell me others have seen the post about the OPs partner admitting to liking younger teenagers? I’m hoping it’s a wind up but it’s definitely not a funny one.

Yeah I think it's a pervert troll thread.

 

[Sunlifeover50]

Depends how much Smirnoff and Malibu. Enough to pickle yourself?

Probably enough not to care

 

[notanotherusername92]

I like big fat chip shop chips. During my pregnancies I always wanted zingy, carby hangover food...pizza, nachos (oh, nachos), chip shop chips, all that.

I'm veggie so I'm a bit limited on fast food, but the veggie stuff is all rubbish these days. BK used to do a lovely spicy beanburger but it's all crap now. Sad face.

i also generally steer clear of fast food because veggie. But have seen the BK rice bowls and almost tempted to give them a try. Anyone know if they’re any good?

If you’re ever in Amsterdam get a veggie mcchicken sandwich. Utterly amazing, and almost indistinguishable from the real thing ( which probably says a lot about mcd’s “chicken” ).

I have no idea why they sell the crappy plant burgers when veggie mchickens exist.

I would definitely do a one veggie mcchicken a day diet…

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Has it been deleted?

No it's still there but it's been moved to 30 days only

 

[Millie2023]

I used to love BK beanburger

They were amazing, back in the day. Our BK used to do lemon meringue pie too!

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

One of my favourite flounces I’ve seen in a while

I learned a new word! Turkish, apparently? What thread is that?

 

[cowtastrophe]

I think she might be the one that the warning message was posted about? Saying not to give out codes because some people play a long game or something along those lines

Ah ok, I didn’t realise. Thanks for the heads-up!

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Is she stil on tattle? I think I may have missed most of this due to illness

 

[Louby@21]

To be honest i’m surprised how normal most of that thread is!