My au pair is in the shed. The housekeeper is in a cosy little caravan at the bottom of the garden. It leaks a bit and is draughty but she LOVES living rurally. They’re both Ukrainian refugees I got off the council. #saviourcomplex #lovelyme
. Now I've got an extra task of dropping off the insulting present at the food bank. Thank you very much bleeping bleeps.
You should be depressed at that size. The reason you aren't suffering severe depression due to your morbid obesity is probably because you have early onset dementia.
Glasgow is a few hundred miles south of me
- and “ne’er cast a cloot ‘til May is out” translates roughly to “don’t trust the bastarding forecast and stick your saplings out otherwise you’ll look out the window and note they’re under 6” of snow - until June.
, it will ruin his life and he'll definitely end up in prison or homeless!
, he went there after being expelled, for drugs, and he completely turned his life around. Been on the straight and narrow ever since, and in a very well paid respectable job. They are there to help. Her kid was dealing drugs, he's the kind of kid that would get support there, probably better than her homeschooling him anyway!
I like that one, and I'm looking forward to the Netflix series, A Royal Murder, love and intrigue at the Palace, starring Harry Styles as William (both balding rapidly), Jenna Coleman as Kate and Kerry Katona as Rose Hanbury.
Well if he wasn't prepared to wait 30 years, then he's not worth it anyway.By the time I’d got my ducks in a row he’d married someone else. So rude of him not to wait 30 years for me to get my shit together.
It came from a sweetheart who’s saved 50% of her gross income since her early-20s.
That’s amazing! I’m only on page 2 but I’ve seen the advocating of health warnings on plus-sized clothes. Why stop there? Why not have “fatty fatty boom boom” written across the front rather than “live, laugh, love”? Instead of twinkling reindeer lights, we could move those to the back and attach parking sensors too.
Also, not to do a classic mumsnet-one-up or anything, but my partner sent a picture of me just after giving birth to his whole family. Both of my boobs were out and you could see my legs just covered in blood, I genuinely don’t know what he was thinking!
Either that, or "We've lost sight of what a normal crucifixion looks like"
When I was pregnant with #2, and HUGE, I went for a haircut before the baby was born. The hairdresser asked when I was due. I answered truthfully: I was 10 days overdue and thought I might as well get my hair done before I went in to be induced.
