I read some of that thread but the whole “my kid doesn’t eat sugar. They don’t need it” put me right off it. Also the ones who said their kid prefers cucumber/fruit to cake seemed quite smug.There’s a thread on there atm about someone who doesn’t want the childminder to give her 14 month old any sugary treats. Which is fine. But then goes onto say her kid was happy eating raspberries while all the adults stood around eating the kids birthday cake. Poor little bugger didn’t even get any of her own cake! Why buy one in the first place?! Obviously everyone’s rushing on to outdo the OP with tales of how their kid has never touched sugar in any form and now only eats raw horse meat and grass as a teenager out of choice.
I've noticed on the food threads they all have lentils with EVERYTHING! Even if they have a fruit salad they'll find a way to shove lentils into itOn the food issue, there are the threads where they outdo each other on how little they eat in a day and the ones where they compete over how healthy their children's diets are and how their little darlings don't even like juice. Then there's the ones who try to outdo each other on how much food their kids can put away when they get in from school and how their kids are all very tall and slim builtI wish they'd make their minds up about whether overeating or undereating is best!
And a massive salad on the sideI've noticed on the food threads they all have lentils with EVERYTHING! Even if they have a fruit salad they'll find a way to shove lentils into it
Or a pile of veggiesAnd a massive salad on the side
Just drink tap water and cabbage soup.The food threads are soul destroying.
"1200 calories a day is way too many for me. You'll be dead from diabetes by 40"
Fuck off Sandra, I'm a size 14. We don't quite need to take the windows out for me to leave the house yet.
Oh yes, it's always a 'massive' salad isn't itAnd a massive salad on the side
EVERY hun on there seems to have a strapping 6 foot 4 rugby playing teen DS that wolfs down the contents of the fridge and all the homemade crusty bread with lashings of real butter available‘Strapping rugby player’ ‘county netball’ =insecure internet fantasists
How wouldn't they be six four and perfect when they're the product of a seriously hot husband?EVERY hun on there seems to have a strapping 6 foot 4 rugby playing teen DS that wolfs down the contents of the fridge and all the homemade crusty bread with lashings of real butter available
Do you think they say marketing as that's what the woman does in Motherland?I think a lot of people lie online firstly, but also people adjust the truth upwards to reflect where they think they should sit in other people’s social hierarchies if that makes sense? Like IRL they may deem themselves queen bee of their small village / town / borough, but to assert themselves as that online they have to extend the truth. Hence why there are so many apparent HNWIs on that site giving measley pocket money out.
Also ngl most high paying jobs outside of medicine & law are in tech, not sales or marketing like they all claim lol.
Didn't you realise if your child has squash they'll be toothless by the time they're 10?Do you think they say marketing as that's what the woman does in Motherland?
I was on one a while ago and they got onto the squash is the devils piss thing. One woman kept screaming read the back you'll never give it to your kids again.
I read the back and can't see the problem.
This is peak Mumsnet! Water and milk. Water and milk. The only acceptable drinks for under 18sThere is the thread now about sugar and processed sugar and obviously NONE of the Mm golden children have anything other that water and milk.
one even says ‘i don’t even know what squash is’fuck off love. Probably drinks gallons of it
Like the ones who claim their 18 year old only ever drink fizzy drinks when they go out for food. Those same 18 year old are probably smoking weed and all sorts behind their backsThis is peak Mumsnet! Water and milk. Water and milk. The only acceptable drinks for under 18s
Their farts must absolutely stink. Though, if you listen to most of them they never fart in front of their ‘DH’s’. They must be pretty much constantly bloated and in agonyI've noticed on the food threads they all have lentils with EVERYTHING! Even if they have a fruit salad they'll find a way to shove lentils into it
Just no peas, they're pure sugar/carbs/syns/something.Or a pile of veggies
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