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[Comewhinewithme]

I feel like she’s been desperate to come back to the UK the whole time and is just using what’s going on over there to persuade Kyle it’s not safe and he has to move to the UK with the kids. Maybe controversial but I get the feeling she doesn’t even like Kyle that much. It’s just convenient that he can father her children and bring in the money.
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I've got that vibe too before, she blames it on the village and no date nights, then bf Charlie so no sex for months while telling the Internet this.
She got pregnant with no plan B, she'd already had an abortion (no judgement Caroline when you're reading, just fact stating)
So maybe didn't want another or Kyle maybe wanted the baby so gave it a go. I feel he is definitely under pressure to move.

 

[californianative]

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I can’t express how much I hate that she does this. Why she feels as tho she’s the public spokesperson for the whole of the uk.

also the paracetamol post, I always buy my paracetamol and ibuprofen in the USA because I can buy packs of 1000 tablets at a time. Is it cheaper? Probs not but it’s so much more convenient than only being allowed to buy two packets of 16 tablets or whatever it is in the uk no matter how cheap.

I just went to Target and it’s $1.19 for 50 caplets here! So if she bough 16 caps for .55 (.72usd) it would be over $2usd for 50 caplets…

she is so full of tit I can barely take it. But hey! Charlie gets to go to the all mighty cheap soft play!

 

[trixie10]

She’s been dying to tell us how much her Husband earns lol

 

[I see you you see me]

Her husband earns close to $200,000 a year and she complains about paying out to go to a playgroup type thing at a library for her kids.
She says after insurance she pays $400 to see a doctor what a load of tit. Her husband might have a high paying job but really crappy insurance if she’s even telling the truth. We pay $35 to see a doctor with insurance, $65 to see a specialist doctor example a dermatologist. The plus side to healthcare over here you get to see a doctor straight away there’s not really a wait list.
Why aren’t her American followers pulling her up on her lies?

 

[Fifah1907]

Her husband earns close to $200,000 a year and she complains about paying out to go to a playgroup type thing at a library for her kids.
She says after insurance she pays $400 to see a doctor what a load of tit. Her husband might have a high paying job but really crappy insurance if she’s even telling the truth. We pay $35 to see a doctor with insurance, $65 to see a specialist doctor example a dermatologist. The plus side to healthcare over here you get to see a doctor straight away there’s not really a wait list.
Why aren’t her American followers pulling her up on her lies?

She’ll be deleting the comments like everyone else does

 

[rainbowsandstars12]

She is painful to watch. As a fellow Brit who moved to the US 2 years ago I used to love her content but Jesus she’s insufferable now. Complaints about EVERYTHING!! I understand each place is different but the soft play thing is funny and probably BS tbh. We live a 5 minute drive from one (we’re in Southern California) it’s so clean with so much cool stuff, way more than any UK one I’ve ever been to. It was $18 for me, my 2 year old & 6 month old. We can come and go as many times as we want all day!
it also seems her husband works solely from home so they don’t HAVE to live where they live…surly they have more flexibility to be in a kid friendly area…

 

[LoveTheGossIre]

The whole Stepford Wife aesthetic she’s aiming for is

 

[Polythene Pam]

She's in for a real shock when they move back to the UK. Kyle's salary will be £65k which is not a lot to support a family of 5 in Surrey with the sort of lifestyle they're used to. She's not going to be buying much Anthropologie furniture or Free People clobber.

 

[I see you you see me]

The latest story is that she tries not to eat meat from any takeaway places in the US - what is she talking about. She has absolutely no content other than bashing the US every single day.
Also in her comments telling people baby formula is $55 a tin, what formula is she buying? The most I’ve seen it for is $25 and yes that’s still a lot but no where near $55.

 

[Fifi5368]

How does she have any American followers left? All her content is complaining & talking tit about America. I moved to the US three years ago I would not move back to the UK. The amount my husband earns he would not get anywhere close to in the UK. We have a better standard of living here, yes the cost of things are a lot more but the wages are more than what you get in the UK.
The paracetamol story is crap. I paid $2.00 for store brand Tylenol - the us version of paracetamol and it came in a bottle of 50 tablets. Why does she speak so much tit. She’s such a fool.

It is really frustrating bc the stuff she is saying is often flat out untrue but she attacks and gets even more indignant when people suggest things like looking up free library storytimes or other free community events for the kids. She does not shop smartly at all for someone with money concerns. There is no reason to buy name brand items nor individually packaged everything. She buys Sophie individually wrapped snacks and then opens them and puts them in plastic baggies - just buy a big container then if you're repackaging it! There are simple ways to shop smartly. Prenatal care is required to be covered by insurances. If you know you have a family and a lot of doctors appointments then choose an insurance plan that cover that most cost effectively. I honestly can't wait for her to move so she will stop shitting on America. It's obviously not perfect here but the way she generalizes everything so negatively is such garbage and inaccurate!

 

[Polythene Pam]

The latest story is that she tries not to eat meat from any takeaway places in the US - what is she talking about. She has absolutely no content other than bashing the US every single day.
Also in her comments telling people baby formula is $55 a tin, what formula is she buying? The most I’ve seen it for is $25 and yes that’s still a lot but no where near $55.

I bet the formula comes in bigger containers in the US too so the price is probably similar to UK

 

[Sophie92]

Gosh I’m so glad we all have Caroline to let us know that we’ll need a travel card to get into London from Surrey as it’s outside the Oyster zone

 

[Fifi5368]

She is so annoying. Now complaining about US health insurance, fine it is confusing. There are ways to understand it through the workplace and choose plans that work best for your family. It honestly is not a black hole of mystery if you take some time to understand. A family of 4 probably should not be on a high deductible plan which it sounds like they have. During open enrollment her husband can choose a better plan that will better cover a birth!!! Some workplaces help understand options better than others, I agree that it is very confusing and can be expensive if you are not on the right plan for yourself/family. But to ALSO go on about how weird it is insurance companies to cover one adult physical per year?? It is preventative care intended to catch potential issues before they are real problems. She will literally take issue with anything she possibly can.

She also replied to a comment that her kids have UK passports and her husband is the only one dragging them down... it kind of sounds like her husband is the only reason they have everything they have in the first place. She sounds like such a petulant child.

 

[Cariad]

So Caroline's mum has gone to pick up her sister's kids to bring them back to her house....but absolutely no mention of Claire
what did happen in Boston last Autumn?

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Just catching up from yesterday's tik tok, all in pink, the mass-hole post. She said in the comments she had an exciting meeting. Job/paid promotion maybe

 

[californianative]

She is so annoying. Now complaining about US health insurance, fine it is confusing. There are ways to understand it through the workplace and choose plans that work best for your family. It honestly is not a black hole of mystery if you take some time to understand. A family of 4 probably should not be on a high deductible plan which it sounds like they have. During open enrollment her husband can choose a better plan that will better cover a birth!!! Some workplaces help understand options better than others, I agree that it is very confusing and can be expensive if you are not on the right plan for yourself/family. But to ALSO go on about how weird it is insurance companies to cover one adult physical per year?? It is preventative care intended to catch potential issues before they are real problems. She will literally take issue with anything she possibly can.

She also replied to a comment that her kids have UK passports and her husband is the only one dragging them down... it kind of sounds like her husband is the only reason they have everything they have in the first place. She sounds like such a petulant child.

She is very ignorant in many ways. I’m in the US and both my kids cost me $0 to have. Every dr visit, ultrasound, delivery etc…all of it was covered. I chose a healthcare plan that covered prenatal stuff 100%.

the other point about the passports…I was thinking of Kyle really didn’t want to go, it would be a big legal battle if he objected to the move since the kids are dual citizens. She’s got to be careful I think if they were to split up.

 

[Mochalatte]

So she wishes John Lewis was in America. Anyone else here buy rugs from JL, the most expensive shop in the UK? I get mine from Dunelm or ikea…….I WISH I lived in the US and had all the great shops that they have! It’s every little thing she is going to compare to the US and it’s literally not any better here? Then where do I get a rug pad……how about you google it? I bought mine on Amazon, pretty sure I wouldn’t ask insta, if just go on google? Same with “nearest carpet shop”…….oh and her sister is an actual interior designer so maybe ask her if she knows?

 

[Instagram1]

So she wishes John Lewis was in America. Anyone else here buy rugs from JL, the most expensive shop in the UK? I get mine from Dunelm or ikea…….I WISH I lived in the US and had all the great shops that they have! It’s every little thing she is going to compare to the US and it’s literally not any better here? Then where do I get a rug pad……how about you google it? I bought mine on Amazon, pretty sure I wouldn’t ask insta, if just go on google? Same with “nearest carpet shop”…….oh and her sister is an actual interior designer so maybe ask her if she knows?

There’s a carpet shop in her (walking distance to) high street……….

 

[Polythene Pam]

She said in a comment on one of her tiktoks that she hasn't lived in the UK for 10 years. So why does she act like an authority on it?!

They are going to have a really harsh reality check when they are private renting in Surrey on a £65k salary. It sounds like a lot but it'll disappear really quickly. And if she intends to work the cost of childcare will be a SHOCK. She acts as if it's all free and easily accessible when she spouts off in the comments.

 

[Instagram1]

I posted previously but have just re looked, although she did say she would be moving in with her mum to start with. The cheapest 2 bed rental, within 5 miles of her mum’s town is £1250 per month. However these are flats. You wouldn’t want to leave your house with the coast on your doorstep to move into that surely? The cheapest 3 bed is £1650/month.