Mummysflippinhouse

[Mochalatte]

She’s just had a baby and she’s sitting in hospital bonding but instead chooses to do a whole YouTube film about the birth and it’s on YouTube because I’m assuming she is trying to monetise it? Get some brand deals? Maybe the professional pics were for people mag? She had PND the last time- maybe she should think about just spending some time with the baby rather than trying to become a z list mummy influencer? I wouldn’t have sat in the hospital working on some spreadsheets for my job- you don’t get that time back?

 

[Oscarsmum]

Did she not have a previous abortion?

And??

 

[Readread]

Makes me laugh that she bangs on claiming to know so much about the UK and the reasons that it’s so different but she just doesn’t? Saying Amazon isn’t big in the UK, all shops are shut on Sundays? The UK isn’t medieval times and where she is from isn’t a rural town.

 

[BettySparklesx]

How is she saying the U.K. doesn’t have chicken parm? It’s literally a staple food in the north east!

What she actually means is “Surrey doesn’t have chicken parm”. In Caroline’s world, Surrey is the only county in which a person can live.

 

[Oscarsmum]

I'll say it...Kyle is too good for her. She talks to him like dirt. He seems sweet.

 

[rosieposie94]

Did she not have a previous abortion?

What on Earth does that have to do with anything.

 

[ASAnigel]

This whole woe is me we have no money cause America thing is really grating on me and her latest story about her follower sending her a voucher for food.

Let’s just be clear this is not a struggling family that can’t afford food. All she ever does is brag brag and brag some more about how much money she is spending on stuff and now all of a sudden she’s worrying about money. Nope. That follower probably needs that money more than poor poor Caroline.

I’m actually so furious at this new narrative when she’s never been shy about showing off her money.

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

This whole dick van dyke lovley jubbly Blighty Nonsense is nauseating . We don’t all go around about eating sloppy roast dinners, egg & chips and juggling apples on the high street.

 

[Spanor511]

All that money on having a baby and she’s got the worst haircut I’ve ever seen and puts make up on like a clown. Money really can’t buy style.

 

[Sophie92]

She thinks collecting things from Argos is bigger than Amazon in the UK maybe 15 years ago
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Wow the comments! She just will not be told.

 

[Violetmissing]

we’re on 9 TikTok’s in three days since she went into labour. And they’re all just shit. Just spewing out endless shit. Go and spend some time with your actual new born. She is endlessly on my fyp even though I try and scroll past as quickly as possible so I don’t trigger the algorithm.

I can’t stand the little voices she keeps doing. And all the accents. Why is she out there saying “me mam” when she’s from Surrey.

 

[Sophie92]

Admittedly I’ve never experienced PND but is moving across the world with 3 children under 5 to live with her mum who she’s admitted isn’t hands on to hang out with the yummy mummies of Surrey and eat M&S ready meals really going to help?!

 

[Mochalatte]

I don’t believe half of what she says- she just happened to set a camera up to show her peeing and there was a clot have a day off love. This is her trying to do instamum 2016, wow she’s so relatable. It’s been done - all the mums have done it- PND, standing in your pants, difficulty breastfeeding- it’s all be done. You’ve had a baby and you thought oh for my first pee il set up a camera to record myself for some content. Yet she thinks we are the people with a problem on here!

 

[Mochalatte]

She’s tried to even up the playing field and said petrol is expensive here OMG BBUUUTTTT it’s not a bad thing cos it means people won’t use cars as much……. There is never a but when it comes to America oh and also everything is walkable in the UK! So you don’t need a car anyway, she’s not driven for 4 days. Well Caroline I’m in the car every day, 20 mins to my kids school, 20 mins back twice a day, no bus and can’t walk there. I also have to drive to the shops or get it delivered and I drive cos I work and I’m not able to stroll to the local greengrocer every day with my picnic basket for my ginger beer and condensed milk. There are no restaurants near me other than a McDonald’s or a greggs, so we drive if we go out for dinner. I drive to my mums who lives 20 mins away. I don’t walk to my friends because they all live all over the city and some in different cities. I live on a main road so if my child wants to go out on her bike we have to drive to a park where it’s safe with no traffic. Not everyone lives in an Enid blyton novel.

 

[Italy2]

Caroline has weetabix in the morning because it’s a British thing. It’s like being British is a cool girls club and if you are not part of the club then you are not cool and will get bullied by the cool girls. Some people in the comments said that they have warm weetabix and Caroline jumped on them with her usual tacky aggressive rude comments that the only way to eat weetabix is cold. Why doesn’t she understand that though people may do things differently and in a non traditional way, they can still be cool and acceptable? It’s like a hard concept for her to digest. Everything is my way or highway. She comes across as a prick and the c word in normal situations which is an outstanding achievement in its own.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

So I've got a headache
I've got a sore back
I've got sore nipples
I need tea
I want wine
Look at my nighty
Look at my makeup
Look at me, me, me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me, I, me,I oh and yea its Charlie's birthday anyway because of ME he has a sister.
Something is wrong she's is so animated by all the attention being on her video after video.

 

[Instacol]

This whole dick van dyke lovley jubbly Blighty Nonsense is nauseating . We don’t all go around about eating sloppy roast dinners, egg & chips and juggling apples on the high street.

I feel like she is selling her poor husband a very unrealistic idea of what the UK is like.

 

[LittleRa]

Moan moan moan “it’s my birthday but I have no friends” (because you’re a rude dick) but it’s ok because I’ve had a scan and… the baby is alive! How insensitive to people who do get devastating news at their scan?! It’s like such a weird way to put it, why not just say “all was well at the scan”? It’s weird to say “the baby is alive!”

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

What’s going to be her “bit” when they move back, seeing as her entire personality is based around being a Brit living in USA.

Maybe it’ll be I’m a Brit who used to live in America but now I’m back in Britain which isn’t as great as I thought it would be

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

I find it quite amusing that she seems to think she’s quite upper middle class then lives on really basic meals and doesn’t really have any real cooking skills