She’d happily walk into a hurricane if it meant she could escape her own kids for 5 minutes!
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Stringyone
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Now she’s filmed her pals at her birthday dinner and it says ‘women making history’
No Yawna they are chatting on sofas.
No Yawna they are chatting on sofas.
The blow by blow account of before 8.30 - and she didn’t even get a cuppa before she left for school run etc ….. wow wow wow - this is 100% NORMAL for heaps of us - and it really isn’t THAT bad…
i really can’t figure out why her narrative frustrates me so much …. I think maybe it’s the fact she really struggles to put a positive spin on all that she does have. It’s kind of like a passive show off.
i really can’t figure out why her narrative frustrates me so much …. I think maybe it’s the fact she really struggles to put a positive spin on all that she does have. It’s kind of like a passive show off.
Sugarhoney
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definitely!! My kids are my world and so is my husband. Happy marriage = happy family. If that’s their thing than so be itOf the children are happy/asleep then I think it’s fine. God forbid she have a social life
wish I could afford it every week, after last lockdown think we would do it too- pass me the wine in a pub!! I like Mrs Hayward, she’s very honest about motherhood but not very relatable to working class folk. More for the Insta huns!
I can’t understand why’s she’s been out most of today, when she keeps saying the house is a tip! Next week we will see her crying as she still has so much to do as well as settle the girls into a new school!
But guess it’s content being out!!!
Sugarhoney
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@Mmmmmm continue ‘dominating’ this thread, you’re 100% right and quite entertaining. I’m surprised it hasn’t been more popular. She did my head in in lock down with her pale rose and disco music. Lolz. She strikes me as someone who constantly posts to simply convince herself she’s happy in life and her relationship. I see a mid life coming soon or the peri menopause. I’ll definitely be getting the popcorn and park rose at the ready!!She really grinds my gears, I’m so happy I’ve found this thread!
Don’t forget his dj-ing!
sunnysideup
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I am a tired old garage loving mum. Pizzup is really good for the likes of me. I’m long past trying to be cool though
There is an Instahun atmosphere, and it’s not as inclusive as Lorna makes out. I definitely wouldn’t go on my own!SunsetGazebo
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I just don’t think that deep down she is a happy and content person with her privileged life
Mmmmmm
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She just needs to show some gratitude for all she have though and stop winging about everything all the time...And if you are reading this Mrs Hayward please give your kids the privacy they so well deserveSomeone has been reading here
We don’t think your life is perfect Hun.
She’s also shared a story about her friend’s husband dying in between her wedding anniversary posts….
Sugarhoney
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We get it, your kid turned 8. Why share so many pictures? No one else cares that much. Post a picture, put your phone down and enjoy the day.
She shares so so much and perhaps without intention, forgets how privileged she is in SO many aspects of life - but instead really does dig deep into the victim role …all the time! .. i find her so confused and lost in who she is. She can come across as quite passively mean to her husband as well using him as her Instagram toy.
She’s had therapy for 4 years …… something she also swears by and tells everyone ‘you really should get therapy’ …… ummmm we don’t all have money to get therapy for 4yrs. Maybe in child like terms she’s a basic show off!
She’s had therapy for 4 years …… something she also swears by and tells everyone ‘you really should get therapy’ …… ummmm we don’t all have money to get therapy for 4yrs. Maybe in child like terms she’s a basic show off!
Mmmmmm
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She has definitely been drinking today, empty bottle of Rosé at her parents...and her favourite child telling her with the most serious look/tone "see you in a million years!"
I guess they are so used to being ditched all the time so their mum can get pissed and dance to dodgy gar(b)age music like she is still in her 20's...Also she is definitely reading this thread
I thought exactly the same thing! Why would you want to be away the whole weekend when it’s their birthday?? She’s made such a song and dance about him turning 3, but nothing gets in the way of her child free time!!
Serious_Susan
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I’m impressed we’ve had no ‘conscious uncoupling’ from these two yet. Although I imagine that house would be something she’d stay in an unhappy marriage to keep.
InstaFamousDoesntCount
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What a pity party!
Bet if some friends from London were visiting Brighton this weekend and she was opening up a bottle of pale rose she wouldn’t be feeling so glum!
Bet if some friends from London were visiting Brighton this weekend and she was opening up a bottle of pale rose she wouldn’t be feeling so glum!
Mmmmmm
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at disappearing before our eyes. No acknowledgement from Lorna of course, clearly she wants her sheeps to believe that they look how they do now, only because that they go to Pilates once a month
Whilst it was the very first time at Pilates for the husband last week 
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