Serious_Susan
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She’s gone to the pub alone with Jamie on Christmas fucking day
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Elvisdiedonthetoilet
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Everywhere I go they are there 
was in patcham the other day, and her husband was there with the girls. Was at hove lagoon today and again her husband was in the queue in front of me with the girls… she was nowhere to be seen and then I eventually saw her, head in her phone. I feel like she’s a proper brighton mum now. Spends all her time at rock water aka clique central… has a dreaded dry robe and sea swims more cos it’s ‘fashionable’ rather than for health benefits… like. U don’t need to broadcast every sea swim u do.
Felt wierd seeing her husband and kids and knowing so well what they all look like because of how much she puts of her kids online..
was in patcham the other day, and her husband was there with the girls. Was at hove lagoon today and again her husband was in the queue in front of me with the girls… she was nowhere to be seen and then I eventually saw her, head in her phone. I feel like she’s a proper brighton mum now. Spends all her time at rock water aka clique central… has a dreaded dry robe and sea swims more cos it’s ‘fashionable’ rather than for health benefits… like. U don’t need to broadcast every sea swim u do.Felt wierd seeing her husband and kids and knowing so well what they all look like because of how much she puts of her kids online..
Mmmmmm
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Have a photo of the kids breakfast this morning… lots of fruit!
Yes saw that 
Lorna...Hopefully doing life (having to commute to London for work) one day a week/month isn't too hard on you today Probably the only reason she didn't have a drink last night was because she was heading off to work today Good thing about Lorna reading this thread is that she hasn't shown her kids face for a good few hours...Kids enjoy the peace while it lasts
Well apparently her bus being late and her train being delayed is all getting too much for her already
and she hasn't even reached London yet You've clearly (not) got this mama #instahuns
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Galaxychocolatebar
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I think she’s lost her job. She’s removed her Ancient + Brave employment from her Insta…
Serious_Susan
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I feel like their trips away together are all her desperate attempts to patch things over. Didn’t she post about having to find him the other day? Looks like he needed some space
InstaFamousDoesntCount
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She’ll be drinking by Friday night.Breaking News!!! Mrs Hayward is not drinking!! I repeat Mrs Hayward is not drinking and she has even become (again?!) a wellness and health coach overnight for all her followers...Deliciously Ella watch this space
Also that hip hop Boom Boom Boom song to illustrate her supposedly relaxing bath is having the complete opposite effect
Does anyone know where she lives? Is it Brighton? She should mention it more.
RayneeRoola
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I’m sorry but this is the second time in the past few days she’s had a babysitter. She doesn’t know anyone there (?) therefore she must have used recommendations or a dbs site.
does anyone not think that’s absolutely crazy???
leaving your kids with a stranger. Of course I’m assuming. But doesn’t sit right with me
does anyone not think that’s absolutely crazy???
leaving your kids with a stranger. Of course I’m assuming. But doesn’t sit right with me
SunsetGazebo
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ANOTHER weekend without the kids… wonder how many they have had since they moved to Brighton 
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Mmmmmm
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Here we go again Lorna showing a picture of her antidepressant sandwiched between pictures of her drinking gallons of pale cheap rosé 
How can someone be as dumb as her seriously?! 
Cut the booze Lorna and you will see your mental health improve immediately, it isn't rocket science really?!
How can someone be as dumb as her seriously?! Cut the booze Lorna and you will see your mental health improve immediately, it isn't rocket science really?! 
Elleyunsun
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I can’t get over how much she drinks-she seems to never have a night off? Just constant booze.
Mmmmmm
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7.39am is hardly 6.30am Lorna at least if you are being all fake on Instagram try to do it properly No hip pain isn't normal when you are 40 but again high consumption of alcohol is very bad for your body and health and so is being overweight it is not rocket science is it?
As of your story mentioning we would get 20% off the extremely ridiculous overpriced stay you are advertising this weekend surely that should be marked as an AD #Gifted?!...Do we need to report her to the ASA again?
No hip pain isn't normal when you are 40 but again high consumption of alcohol is very bad for your body and health and so is being overweight it is not rocket science is it? As of your story mentioning we would get 20% off the extremely ridiculous overpriced stay you are advertising this weekend surely that should be marked as an AD #Gifted?!...Do we need to report her to the ASA again?
Sugarhoney
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It’s so obvious isn’t it. That’s why she constantly posts. I always think those who splash endless photos of their life on social media are people desperately telling themselves they are happy. ‘Look here is a photo, I’m smiling and so is he so we must be happy and in love!!!’
Sugarhoney
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Another night thanks to mum and dad, surely them having the 3 kids for 5 days was enough of a present lol. A part from Portugal (which let’s face it is a holiday for her and Jamie), do they ever take the kids anywhere fun where they don’t sit in restaurants late at night on iPads?
It’s now all about the train journey home and how it’s her ‘new’ normal …..violins out
Sure she’s nice enough and thinks she’s keeping it real for all other Mums - but ffs she needs to stop documenting the woe is me act! Whilst slyly trying to make everyone aware how big her garden, house view, kids lounge, hot tub are amongst the rather carefree social life. Good for her she’s made a positive move but own that shit rather than moan about it!
Sure she’s nice enough and thinks she’s keeping it real for all other Mums - but ffs she needs to stop documenting the woe is me act! Whilst slyly trying to make everyone aware how big her garden, house view, kids lounge, hot tub are amongst the rather carefree social life. Good for her she’s made a positive move but own that shit rather than moan about it!
Sundaysunday
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The only reason for that story was to show off her weight loss.
loveitloveit
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How do they kiss with chins that large?
Mmmmmm
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Nothing has changed here I see...Lorna is still an alcoholic who keeps showing her kids on internet for any #ADs she gets thrown her way, in-between two #ADs she is sharing the full eulogy of her rich and privileged grandmother who just passed away...I mean nothing is sacred and private for her seriously?!?! No wonder she is always depressed this one
Lorna I am definitely not jealous of your life 
Lorna
I am definitely not jealous of your life I queried why she felt the need to post it all over Instagram and she replied with ‘why not?!?’
It’s beyond me.
Maybe I will never understand Instagrammers! I stopped following her ages ago but she came
Up on my feed today so I had a look. Wish I hadn’t because she made my blood boil
It’s beyond me.
Maybe I will never understand Instagrammers! I stopped following her ages ago but she came
Up on my feed today so I had a look. Wish I hadn’t because she made my blood boil
41st birthday is where it’s at now. I can’t believe the need to share every every every little thing - One of her little lot video’d her walking into her kitchen when she woke this morning to be greeted by her gifts - totally normal for many of us and makes a special memory - why would you then share that on your social media???? And then after school…… the cake … the singing - just her and her little family - enjoy it with THEM - forgot about your Instagram! It’s crazy!