Mrs Meldrum #33 Basic but clean, they're not selling this. If I were Neilson, I'd be pretty piste.

[montydonfc]

He'll be using the money he makes on his adverts - beer pump thing - to treat her.

He’s still got £45 from the £75 Next voucher he won on her competition. She’ll be getting something with that and her birthday cake will be a couple of stale cherry bakewells with some candles in from the Mr Kipling competition her Mum won.

 

[Dunwoodyan]

So The Masters is on T.V,, Tiger Woods has just made possibly the most amazing comeback in the history of golf, if not sport in general and has won The Green Jacket. Meanwhile the greatest and keenest ever amateur golfer to ever come out of Bonnie Scotland is watching his own YouTube video. WHAT A BELL END!!

 

[Member 2133]

I hope for Pat's sake Will the nanny doesn't go home with them. He will be demoted and chucked into the utility room never to be seen again.........

“Rebs, Rami and the Manny”

Sounds like a porno title

 

[Rubynoodle]

When she goes on about being spread too thin and juggling everything she doesn’t have a clue what it’s like to both work as a family of multiple children, nursery / school drop offs with a toddler and a baby! They’re lazy twats the pair of them. And asking for tips from the sheep that will be today’s engagement question we all know you’re an ASKHOLE Reb!

Askhole: An askhole is a person who asks for your opinion or advice, yet never uses your advice and does the opposite of what you said to do. Askholes sometimes ask questions for the sake of asking questions or making conversation. They zone out when you supply an answer, and they always end up doing their own thing. See also: Rebecca Meldrum.

 

[Cambviet]

Very sobering reading in this article. We all know Reb reads here, so she seriously needs to start looking at the amount of exposure her children are subject to as part of her greed to make money.
This could be the trigger for other children to bully Safiyah, Florence etc in the near future. Nothing is worth putting your children in danger.

‘Bullied’ schoolgirl, 12, is found hanged in her bedroom

Jessica Scatterson took her own life at home in Warrington, Cheshire, in April 2017. An inquest heard her social media activity had ramped up to intense levels before her death.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Going to sign off from this Tattle as no matter what we say, report etc Reb is never going to change. For her to do this she would need to have morals, compassion, conscience, integrity and she will never have any of these. She was brought up to be a spoiled brat and unfortunately unlike a good red wine, she will never mature with age. She is only going to get worse as long as there are sheep out there who don’t share one brain cell between them all. We are sadly now in a generation of snowflakes.
The only thing that is going to stop Reb is legally or more likely the bottom will fall out of the current saturated influencer market.

Bye peeps, take care and keep up the good fight

 

[Mummyme]

They really do love an ADventure

 

[Firefliesaremagic]

New thread suggestion: Rami’s kinda small, Bec’s about to bawl, Lee will never be hench but what a lovely new #notgifted bench

 

[EdgyLegend]

A few questions from followers or you reading Tattle again Reb? Posting to ease your own guilty conscience as you know there'll be a few sheep willing to blow smoke up your flat ass! You're happy to have a "family" holiday without your kids and you need a break from time away from them at the gym or mooching round town, own it!

How sad you're spending your holiday deleting comments and moaning again. Look at your peers holiday posts, they're absolutely putting you to shame and you know they're all tutting at you behind your back at your crap parenting again!

But well done on laying the way for the anxiety posts when you get back. Blaming poor engagement/views and negative reactions on mum shaming for using kids club when it is in fact rubbish, boring, uninspired content. And of course you'll limit/delete any comments that criticise your content so you can continue blaming the trolls and mum shamers when the truth is you are atrocious at what you do and people can see right through you.

 

[asedgyasawedgy]

Reb - you’re not being shamed for leaving your kids this one time. Or abandoning Poppy this one time. You’re being called out on the fact you’re ALWAYS looking for ANY excuse to get ‘me time’ away from your children. You can’t see it from your perspective maybe but from the outside looking in it’s obvious to us it’s more than you just wanting a bit of ‘me time’.

All parents want and need a bit of me time - nobody is going to deny that - but you’ve made yourself so non relatable to average mums with your behaviour that it now looks like you have a problem with being a parent.

 

[Goodpup]

Just off to get my 500g pot of yoghurt and sit on the sofa and look at it.

Dickhead.

Really natural and organic advertising there Becky.

Speak for yourself... first thing *I* always do when I get home from the gym is straighten my hair, apply make up (but keep my gym clothes on) and whip up some tzatsiki. I then eat it whilst perched on my (gifted) expensive sofa. Doesn't everyone?

 

[Onlyanexcuse]

Just wait for the onslaught of Dove adverts ....

“Hi guys! I am absolutely lovingggggg this new deodorant from Dove. It keeps me fresh when I’m getting a hard ramming in the gym (and when I work out ) and that’s the secret of how I can stay in my gym wear allllll day and not need a shower!”

 

[Goodpup]

So the question asker wants a tour to see how family-friendly the resort is so she responds with a photo of the bar

Also, even my 3 year old knows not to put her feet up on tables, how gross. I bet Reb was never told 'no' as a child, which explains a lot.

 

[OliviaPope]

Lee left his job/voluntary redundancy so she could do youtube full-time and he would be a SAHD, but now she wants to do all the mum stuff, school runs, after school clubs.... S only goes to Brownies and baby groups (could count on one hand how many both of them have taken the kids to this year).

Has Rami’s free PT sessions dried up so this will be the excuse for ditching the gym, spending more time with the kids, after ditching them for a whole week on holiday!!

So Lee is redundant yet again after her dumping the meldrums! Apart from being her taxi driver and camera man!!

If she wants to do all the mum stuff that she moaned about when he was away maybe she should have thought about that before he left his job.

As for flight anxiety!! what else can she self-diagnose herself with!!

 

[Qwerty123]

Instastories utter nonsense this morning! More time with the kids? How many times recently has a post been opened with “having a slow day today...”, how many times does she mention “mooching” and “pottering”? How many hours have been dedicated to the gym recently? Countless! And her husband is at home full time! Poor old Mrs M - and she still has to find a way to fit in her other passion - horse riding when the sun shines. If she can’t get a good work/life balance what hope for the rest of us??!

 

[Redbreast]

“Woooooo, check that, nice turn, are you loving it Fiyah?”
Safiyah: oh for the love of God will he leave me alone? Does he expect me to have a full on conversation with him while I’m skiing down a mountain?
“Look....there’s mummy and Florrie.....heeeellllllloooooooooo.....hellllloooooFlorrie....that’s it straight down dahhhhllliing, lovely.”

What a bellend. Poor Safiyah looks mortified already.

“Goooooo Floorrriieee!”

 

[Bittersweetsymphony]

I thought i’d just dropped in on some weird Made in Chelsea/The Meldrums mash up when I just seen that video on Instagram. Why on earth would you take children to a bar and then start acting like your Kevin and Perry going large apres ski style!! They’re just an actual fucking embarrassment.

 

[MrsCuthbo]

I wasn’t saying you ‘should’ as such but you keep asking what she’s said or done or for things to be reposted here, so it’s seems you are keen to see it. It was just a suggestion.
I’ve found that when I’m no longer following someone, then I lose interest.

Yep i have lost interest already since last night’s blocking. My feed is so light!!
Just wanted to say tho.... hi Lee if youre reading this, i have screenshots of your follow request (now gone) and your dm and i will make sure it is reported.
But thanks for blocking me as im so so not bothered. You belter.

 

[Member 4266]

Her day routine sounds just wonderful.
Mine starts at about 2am when the kids start screaming (one year old twin girls) so we let them into bed with us just to get some sleep.
Properly wake at half 5/6
Up and babies fed
Hand over to my other half who works late at night and gets home at 1am
Get ready for work
Leave for work at 8ish
Work till 6.
Come home.
Kids bathed and bed
This takes me up till right about now (9pm) sat in the twins bedroom wondering if they are sufficiently deeply asleep enough that I can go downstairs and make myself some dinner.
I wouldn't change it for the world. Unless someone kindly gifted me some sleep.
And a boden jumper.
Maybe a little holiday or two.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW SHE'S BORN.

 

[Whiskygal]

Not long out of our local Costco where I spotted Pat the prat and Feral P (affa cute).

Cue some new garden furniture.....

 

[Carol_ann_carol]

I did see Kath and a couple of others I’ve noticed in videos at a local farm with their kids - I actually recognised the kids first which just goes to show how dangerous and invasive her videoing other kids can be! Anyways they were all taking photos of the kids together so she’s probably annoyed she’s missing out!

My gosh if I were their friends I would be pissed off and scared about that! Their children are at risk via association with the toxic meldrums. No wonder you don’t really see any of those kids in vlogs anymore. I bet they have asked not to be featured.

Just seen the instastories from when she got home yesterday, it made me chuckle that she said she slathered her face in moisturiser in the duty free shop. She didn’t use her own or buy some. She never disappoints Keep being a cheapskate Reb, it’s what you do best! She probably skipped a shower this morning and is at the airport now using the hand soap in the loos to wash herself and then will cover herself with some perfume from duty free. We all know her hygiene standards after all!