Girlies have "never played on a games console before" ............errr clearly forgetting about the " family shots" taken when you suddenly gave Pat the new X Box/ PlayStation CONSOLE as an " early Christmas present" when coincidentally you are " working with " GAME UK" which at the time seemed a very strange "organic fit" for your family! Probably " forgot" as by Christmas it was on the local selling site! ?
Taking S out of school during term time helped perpetuate the myth that they were paying for all the holidays and as a family this was cheaper and the only way they could afford it off peak. Possibly it was a savvy move by Neilson, to fill up spaces available, and the dates they were offered.?
Oh me, the gate's blown off........quick someone gift them a replacement! Welcome to the world of " grounds" ownership and maintenance!! ?