Mrs Meldrum #142 Let’s hope Lee gets the horn for Ozzy Osbourne

[MrsDimSum]

Mrs Meldrum #143 Her buttons are working harder than she ever has!

 

[Shoegal17]

It seems an odd combination to have people out on the water and drinking alcohol. Would never think to combine those two activities.

 

[Phil I Buster]

Nothing screams aspirational like drinking two paper cups of cheap, warm Prosecco while standing on a paddle board with a 1980s power hairdo

 

[BettyCrockerr]

 

[Maddogsmum]

Beggy -there’s 4 star and then there’s 4 star! You are staying in a 4 star all inclusive in the Canaries in peak season! And you only paid £3500! I’ve never been to the Canaries but I’m sure there are great hotels and not so great hotels same as anywhere. It’s always a gamble. But let’s face it -this is not the holiday you’ve saved up for many months and have been looking forward to for ages. You booked it last minute because you’re a spoiled bitch who thinks a week in grandad’s cottage is beneath her and you like show off ( even though no one is impressed!) You’ve had 5 holidays in the past year and I think you’ve found something to moan about every time. This would suggest YOU are the problem not the holiday! Suck it up buttercup!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Wish & klarna .. wow .
You know that expression “yer da sells Avon”?
Well, “yer ma sells water balloons” may just by bumping its way up the charts

THREAD TITLE NOMINATION

 

[Phil I Buster]

Alright you rude bitch. Here’s some things about fly fishing.

It gets you out in some spectacular scenery.
It brings a significant amount of tourism to Deeside with most beats having several rods a day at present.
You can be alone with your thoughts, reflect on things.
It teaches patience and that fast fixes aren’t what counts.

Tell you what you smug, supercilious cow. I’ll rock up at the village hall and film you - without your consent - bouncing about like the lump you are and post it online commenting on what a waste of skin you are.

 

[ratty_tatty]

Will poor S never get a choice in what she does and what Uni to go to

(a) big assumption that S wants to go to uni AND actually gets accepted
(b) she might not fancy Edinburgh/might not do the course she fancies
(c) the last thing she'd want at 18 is mumsy turning up every weekend to play cool mum

Maybe she'll leave school at 16 nd become a hairdresser with only 1 client who's never happy with her hair and comes back every day to get it fixed?

 

[ohyes]

 

[Catwoman]

Can we stop the teacher talk. She didn't mention it, someone else did. We might as well start debating if she'd become Prime Minister.

She couldn't hold down any job from what she shares and how she behaves online. Her to do list to get up and out of the house on time would make her tiny mind explode for a start. Rebecca doesn't do responsibility or accountability.

 

[Phil I Buster]

“Types of contraception and birth control”

Lee’s face and RFC tattoo?

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Please put your burnt boobs away ;-)

I’ve had some tough times but never, ever have I had the trauma of the glue in my sun hat melting.

Thoughts and prayers Rebecca, thoughts and prayers

 

[BettyCrockerr]

She genuinely seems to believe that “internet safety” for kids is just about what her kids may or may not be doing online. It seems to have completely escaped her that SHE has whored her 3 children out online to make money, sacrificing their privacy & safety. That images and video footage of all 3 of those girls will be being used by pedophiles to wank over. That the very intimate explicit images of Poppy’s vagina from her birth will be being used in child pornograhy - infants and babies being raped and her own childs genitalia being superimposed and used in the footage. What part of this do people like lee & Rebecca not get? THEY ARE THE PROBLEM. Not Safiyah wanting to use snapchat.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I think she’s got a touch of the Phil Mitchell about her in that picture. He's a big fan of the bevvy too

 

[Kindred]

I don't know about you lot, but we don't chat shit about other people in front of our kids. Just because I'm a judgemental asshole doesn't mean I want my kids to grow up like me! I naturally want them to be better than me in every way, including not judging others or talking smack about them. I don't even criticise myself of my husband in front of them! We practice compassion, acceptance, etc.
Seeing asshole parents teaching the next generation of little aholes makes me so angry because these are the people my children will one day be friends with, work with, and potentially choose as a spouse. What an arse wipe she is for mocking someone in front of her kids! That's a new low.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

OMFG!

Is she going to a fancy dress party?!!! Why does she look like someone from a 1986 episode of Brookside?!!

 

[MrsDimSum]

If dickhead was a person….

 

[Catwoman]

8 in 10 parents are worried about the impact of social media. You'll be one of the 2 that don't give a fuck then are you Meldrum? You and the wee Ginger turd contributing to others mental health deterioration by doxxing, threatening and messaging others, slating businesses, local teachers and the librarian. By lying about products, misleading advertising and generally grifting. Filming your children secretly and uploading it. Showing the layout of their home, even their sanctuary, their bedrooms, filming OTHERS in public without their knowledge. Sharing your daughters alleged behavioural health issues, your husband's disappointment of a 3rd daughter in a gender announcement online, your story that your parents suggested you considered a termination with your 1st pregancy. But yes, you go ahead and take money as an ADVOCATE of online safety.

You couldn't make this shit up!

 

[gummy-bear]

New title? Mrs Meldrum - the wish.com of influencers?